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Hey guys, after some on the ground research, I finally found the holy grail of philosophy undergraduates, Slavoj Žižek's home adress.
Write him a letter one post at the time, and I'll send it to him.

>> No.8824766

>>8824762
Dearest

>> No.8824779

>>8824766

Slavy Slav,

>> No.8824781

Fist me, daddy and so on.

>> No.8824783

Kako si?

>> No.8824791

I'm just curious, what was your first sexual experience?

>> No.8824812
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8824812

>>8824791

>> No.8824823

>>8824812
but he has at least one kid

>> No.8824831

>>8824791
I'd like to tell you about my first sexual experience Slavoj, if you wouldn't mind

>> No.8824901

>>8824831
I know you won't. I will start with the details and work myself up to the bigger picture.

>> No.8824954

Is there any peace from ideology?

>> No.8824962

>>8824901
It was a damp September afternoon, and I had just finished watching the Pervert's guide to cinema

>> No.8825248

>>8824962
After which I felt a discreet burning in my loins, and recalled the My Little Ponies pornographies that I had fapped to just prior (to fap is a to masturbate, as you may know in internet lingo), but I thought I should find some other porn so I went looking for it.

>> No.8825258

>>8824823
He was created when a dildo was inserted into a fleshlight

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8825607

>>8824791

>> No.8826187

>>8825248
and so on and so forth

>> No.8826211

You need me more than I need you.

>> No.8827633

Max Stirner is better than Karl Marx.

>> No.8828196

Is ME!ME!ME! an accurate representation of struggle and acceptance of ideology in our weeb lives?

>> No.8828200

DILDOS
PLASTIC PENISES

>> No.8828417

>implying that he's hard to find

>> No.8828452
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8828452

>>8828417
Well then anon, I dare you to find one of his private emails or a home address.

>> No.8828461

>>8828452
He is constantly lecturing at the philosophy college next to the mechanical engineering college I attend, you can see him all the time

>> No.8828490

>>8828461
Can the faculty not do anything about this?

>> No.8828505

>>8828490
I think they want him to do it, scary I know but žižek is our national trasure, up there with the new first lady and the likes

>> No.8828567

>>8828461
>>8828505
Sket get off /lit/

>> No.8828581

>>8824762
sniff

>> No.8828623

Sniff

>> No.8828630

>>8824762
how anyone can take this conman seriously is beyond me. the guy is a joke, his "philosophy" is in fact pseudo-philosophy, ie. a bunch of nonsense and certain trivial points written in obscure language. zizek is an ugly consequence of the postmodernist plague - a showman who has nothing to say, yet the "young intellectuals" listen to him as if he was preaching the word of God. philosophy truly is dead.

>> No.8828640

>>8828630
And so on and so forth

>> No.8828645

obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80X0pbCV_t4

>> No.8829595

*sniff* and so on and so on *sniff*