/lit/ - Literature

>>8807454
please stop shitting up the board with garbage like this

Talk literature, and take outrage/circlejerks somewhere else

WTF I hate men now!

>>8807470
I bet you're a male novelist!

Bretty funny desu

>>8807454
How does anyone find this funny and why should anyone care?
>>8807470
I concur
>>8807480
HAHAHAHAHA UPVOTE MY DOOD

I hate women.

>>8807494
LE EPIC IRONIC SHITPOSTING XDDD

>>8807489
There were a couple of decent ones. The circumcision and cigarettes/whisky ones

>>8807500
I HAZ LOST TRACK OF THE LAYERS OF IRONY XD HAHAHA SO POMO

>Publishing industry becomes controlled by women in recent years
>Literary standards plummet through the fucking floor
I'm sure this is a coincidence.

>go to a bookshop to buy a fresh copy of Infinite Jest
>a bunch of overweight shebeasts start making fun of my penis
LITERATURE IS MY SAFE SPACE FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8807454
She was funnier than she had any right to be desu lads

>>8807489
>>8807528
Why are weeaboos so emasculated?
I know you like to pretend to be loli, but did you really gave up on your pride completely?

>>8807533
Why are frogmen so incapable of laughing at themselves? You're like the people you so abhor.

Anime a shit btw

>>8807540
>Why are frogmen so incapable of laughing at themselves?

I don't frogpost and I can, when the joke is funny.

>>8807533
>so new he doesn't know about desu

>>8807533

>pride

Feelings don't stop facts from being facts

>>8807543
That's nice to hear, dear.
It doesn't seem to be the case when you visit the redpilled boards, though.

>>8807553
>dear

At this point I'm sure you're a woman, no man is so poor at comebacks.

>>8807549
You're right, it's a fact it's not funny. So what the fuck are you doing?

>>8807548
>implying you're doing it because of wordfilter

>>8807565
>You're right, it's a fact it's not funny. So what the fuck are you doing?

Because of your pride right?

>>8807565
i can assure ou that I'm a proud man, and I wasn't making a comeback. I made an observation. Please take yourself less seriously, sweetheart

>>8807574
Dumb frogposter.

>>8807579
>observation

Alright, what redpill boards do I visit.

not bad

Surprisingly not total garbage.

shes jus avin' a laugh, lads. proper cheeky cunt she is.

>>8807608
>>8807622
>>8807625

Women aren't allowed to have fun and especially not at our expense!

>>8807533
>pretend to be loli
This is a bluestocking board

>>8807637
Dumb cuckposter.

>>8807642
>implying that ever stopped you

phew i couldn't recognize myself in any of those jokes, and therefore i liked the video

and
>mentions racism
>black lady in the back instinctively claps harder than ever

>>8807688
In fairness, she's probably the one who has been subject to most of it throughout her life.

>>8807688
>>black lady in the back instinctively claps harder than ever
I noticed that as well.

>>8807697
In fairness, you're making shit up to justify mindless pandering, like the pleb you are.
Go back to read Wilbur Smith.

>>8807716
>pandering
There's that word again

>>8807716
I'm not pandering. In fact I'm redpilled, I'll have you know. I have nothing but hatred in my heart for women and minorities.

Some of the jokes were actually kinda funny. Didn't expect that. Maybe I'm being a projecting, insecure fucking male, but the way she presented it came off as if she has a chip on her shoulder regarding male authors.

>>8807730
>she has a chip on her shoulder regarding male
The was probably told that her writing is shit by some "male author". And he was probably right.

>>8807724
You forgot your frog pic to go with your cuckposting.
Daily reminder that Trump is the next president and that you lost.

>>8807730
You can be secure in you masculinity and still laugh at the jokes. Anybody who has taken any kind of creative fiction courses at public universities or even an MFA can tell you most of the tropes she mentioned are completely true

>>8807748
What a cuck you are. You've been brainwashed. Trump won, deal with it already.

>>8807540
>Anime a shit btw
Don't ever reply to me again

>>8807748
>creative fiction courses at public universities or even an MFA

So basically, anyone who has listened to the rants of poorly educated, unsuccesful american professors can agree with her.
Hmm I wonder if there's a connection to be made.

>>8807760
Thanks for letting my now my posts get to you, have a pic.

>>8807760
Thanks for letting me know my posts get to you, have a pic.

>>8807789
>implying the submissive/masochist type isn't the one stages the fantasy and hence uses the guy as an instrument to get off on

>>8807806
Actually it's not implying that, quite the contrary.
Have another.

>>8807760
Haha yeah! "Reeeee women" amirite?! :)

>>8807822
How many levels of irony are we on right now?

>>8807821
>browsing /fit/

These women are all celebrating the sad fact that they can't understand the greatest books written because the most powerful human emotions are loving your best friend but not in a gay way and being respected by nature for doing pushups.

>>8807821
Guys who spend their time disassembling women like this are invariably the ones who wonder why women are not attracted to them

Must suck to hate the same people you're attracted to

This is why I generally steer clear of autobiographical novelists and philosophical novels from the 20th century. Of course they're not all like that, but enough of them are thar I'm fine with sticking to authors who know how to make up a fucking story.

>>8807842
>Guys who spend their time disassembling women like this are invariably the ones who wonder why women are not attracted to them

Of course sweetie. Bet you're the envy of the ball with your loved one and your children.
You do have children don't you?

>>8807845
>>8807821
>>8807789
Are you the guy who said he wasn't a frogman?

kek

>>8807854
Well, do you see frog pictures in there?

>>8807845
>united mantions
This is the kind of shitty pun you get when you're more angry than witty.

>>8807866
At least there's some logic in there, unlike "the whiskey lit the cigarette".

>>8807860
If you didn't get them on /r9k/, then where? The 'woman hate' threads on /pol/?

Do you have an entire folder dedicated to this? Post more of your best ones

>>8807870
The whiskey lighting the cigarette was a metaphor. You'd know that if you'd read my manifesto.

>>8807454
i didnt get any of these

>>8807870
She's pointing out how cliche it is

>>8807881
You mean womanifesto.

>>8807880
>If you didn't get them on /r9k/, then where? The 'woman hate' threads on /pol/?

Sorry to burst your bubble bud but the entirety of this site is like this. You and /co/ are the only exceptions, despite getting laid just as much as the others.

>Post more of your best ones

Ok.

>>8807894
Tell me a novel written in the last 10 years were the protagonist smoke and drank whiskey.

>>8807454
We all know male novelists aren't shit. In fact we all know men aren't shit, because they built every civilization worth mentioning.

But it is fun to see that the little people are just jesting while we run off with all the money and have all the power though.

>>8807907
Every civilization is shit.

>>8807929
Feel free to leave anytime.

>>8807935
There is nowhere to leave to.

>>8807946
A lot of african countries don't have a society.

>>8807929
>Every civilization is shit.

Anally sore womanfolk detected.

>>8807454
I thought it was pretty funny until she made fun of war novels, fucking cunt.

>>8807948
>>8807951
go away /pol/

>>8807961
>s-s-s-stop hurting my feelings

YA "novels" reader spotted.
Bet you've read Harry Potter too.

>>8807951
>he actually thinks agriculture is better than hunting-gathering

>>8807935
>love it or leave
How cliche, must be under the influence of the exclusively masculine spirit of pretension

>>8807994
Don't worry about it, if you're a woman you don't get to decide.