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It's a six word story thread.

>> No.8789366

An unnecessary second pair, bought accidentally.

>> No.8789367

>>8789359
cool idea, anon is not a

>> No.8789369

>>8789359
I just fucked a blonde woman

>> No.8789382

Pink flyod is pretty damn overrated

>> No.8789385

>>8789359
for sale
baby shoes
five dollars

>> No.8789391

One enemy remain, two if god

>> No.8789392

Lapping cum out of the dogbowl

>> No.8789396

>>8789385
For sale: baby shoes: four-fifty.

>> No.8789397

Why do some people hurt me

>> No.8789399

for sale
baby shoes
well worn

>> No.8789408

>>8789396
baby shoes:
buy one
get one

>> No.8789416

>>8789385
lel

Music dies. Tears dance to loss.

>> No.8789419

Baby shoes: blood will wash out

>> No.8789420

we need to build a wall

>> No.8789429

one enemy remained
two, counting god

>> No.8789430

>>8789382
shine on you crazy die mund

>> No.8789435

one plus one equals two enemies

>> No.8789436
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8789436

It's going to happen, no matter what.

>> No.8789439

Diagnosis: Baby Shoes lodged in colon

>> No.8789454

gas all kikes, race war now

>> No.8789467

For sale
Live baby
Never worn

>> No.8789468

>>8789385
>>8789396

see >>8789366

>> No.8789596

Came to conquer, love conquered instead.

>> No.8789600

Out of ammunition, the Soldier's epitaph.

>> No.8789608

>>8789359
I'd cream her sandwich desu desu

>> No.8789610

no dad please stop that hurts

>> No.8789615

>>8789468
see >>8789467

>> No.8789629

>>8789615
>>8789467
>>8789468

see >>8789608

>> No.8789637

>>8789420
I have the best words, folks.

>> No.8789698

>>8789637
WE have the best words, folks.

if you're gonna imitate the God Emperor, then at least do it right, you fucking faggot.

>> No.8789753

I love qt ice cream sluts

>> No.8789778

But she said she was 18!

>> No.8789782

She succ me, me(meme) dick

>> No.8789784

>>8789359
For Mexico: border wall, never built.

>> No.8789874

>>8789429
A sacred aspect extends my desire

>> No.8789876

>>8789359
I didn't start with the Greeks

>> No.8789888

The test was negative. She wept.

>> No.8789891
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>>8789468

I see what you did there!

>> No.8789894

Water broke. Not beginning, but end.

>> No.8789899

Talking shit and never getting hit.

>> No.8789902

Tell my wife I love her.

>> No.8789905

Reunion with friends: rifle, boots, helmet.

>> No.8789931

They didn't expect the seven word story.

>> No.8789941

One enemy, plus god, two enemies

>> No.8789948

>>8789359
CRASH! Mom made pancakes. New dog.

>> No.8790231

>>8789359
Holy ellipsis. I want more ellipsis.

>> No.8790235

>>8789894
>>8789874
>>8789366
Nice.

>> No.8790242

>>8789941
Holy ellipsis I want more ellipsis

>> No.8790281

They were glad to die together.

>> No.8790299

Crash! Bad news, or Golden Retriever?

>> No.8790302

My diary, to be honest, desu

>> No.8790305

>>8789359

Before the gallows, a prayer unheard

>> No.8790307

One enemy remained; two counting God.

>> No.8790308

For sale: baby, shoes not included.

>> No.8790311

CRASH! This time, mom's made pancakes.

>> No.8790312

>>8789359
When alone, your carpet becomes impregnated.

>> No.8790314

>>8790311
But I'm transformed into a golden-retriever

>> No.8790316

Only one Golden Retriever remained: Mom.

>> No.8790319

Truly, I was looking for Alaska.

>> No.8790341

>>8789698
what, he said "I have the best words" verbatim. the guy wasn't imitating, he was quoting, you pseud-in-many-respects

>> No.8790343

theres some unbearable shit going on

>> No.8790347

Dick got stuck in the exhaust.

>> No.8790351

We made it to school, fuck.

>> No.8790362

Only two pancakes remained; including God.

>> No.8790363

>>8789359
I fucked yo bitch, my nigga

>> No.8790370

>>8790363
"Sheeeeeit" Tyrone droned with increasing volume.

>> No.8790379

bay baby baby shoes shoes shoes

>> No.8790406

>>8789902
Tell my wife I'm an orangutan.

>> No.8790407

>>8789359
She struggled to eat the ice-cream.

>> No.8790444

Barefoot baby, bought by benevolent baron.

>> No.8790448

>>8789931
Nobody expects the seven word story!

>> No.8790453

Autism impedes creativity. Many such cases!

>> No.8790470

>>8789359
Pavel your kurwa was a dreamer.

>> No.8790476

>>8789359

OP's mouth opened for cock #24529

>> No.8790478

Doctor Pavel, I'm C I A

>> No.8790479

You're a big guy. For you

>> No.8790481

mother died sleeping, did not reply

>> No.8790485

"Yes I said yes I will-"

>> No.8790489

Gas the Jews! Race war, now!

>> No.8790543

>>8789391
CRASH; a good thing isn't happening.

>> No.8790545

Fuck the sun, shoot an Arab!

>> No.8790554
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>>8790545

>> No.8790563

He laughed in an empty room.

>> No.8790567

>>8790543

It is holy. I want more.

>> No.8790569
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8790569

Ovens burning. Jews screaming. World peace.

>> No.8790591

By some presentiment I fucked grandma
t. Gene Wolfe

>> No.8790691

>>8790569
I'm an ardent fascist. I really am, but this is /lit/. Keep it in /pol/

>> No.8790711

Yes, it's raining here as well.

>> No.8790723

holy... i want more.... he said

>> No.8790732
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8790732

>I'm an ardent fascist. I really am

>> No.8790735

One enemy remained. Two, counting God.

>> No.8790766

it was the worsestest of times

>> No.8790768

>>8790732
That kid looks like a geek. I'm actually a well bred college kid that dresses like JFK.

>> No.8790782

>>8790735
You forgot the semi colon, faggot

>> No.8790783

>>8789419
Baby shoes: made from genuine baby.

>> No.8790820

When he farted, it was wet.

>> No.8790828

>>8790820
that's beautiful, man. *wipes tear*

but

>> No.8790840

garage sale
baby shoes
both bloody

>> No.8790842

>>8789385
good fucking try

>> No.8790849

keep the law - waleht peek

>> No.8790855

For sale
Baby ewes
Never shorn

>> No.8790861

Neuromemory oscillations, amplitude only in prologue.

>> No.8790866

>>8789359
i hate this bitches dumb face

>> No.8790867

Unlike the Earth, dreams kept growing.

>> No.8790870

>>8790768
You mean you wear fedoras, anon?

>> No.8790872

The plastic surgery results where unsatisfying.

>> No.8790878

>>8790855
fucking pretty good

>> No.8790896

For sale
Baby moos
Texas Longhorn

>> No.8791009
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8791009

>>8790691
Headline: Heroic Officer Fixes Gas Leak!

>> No.8791029

>>8789888
The test was positive. He screamed.

>> No.8791074

no, I won't take them off

>> No.8791105

>>8789359
I want to fuck her mouth.

>> No.8791109
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8791109

yes yes yes yes yes

>tfw

>> No.8791113

>>8791029
The test was inconclusive. Uncomfortable silence.

>> No.8791126

Not a boy or a girl?

>> No.8791146

thank! I did a cum pants

>> No.8791156

come home
wifes son
ass torn

>> No.8791158

In her mind, she screamed perpetually.

>> No.8791173

To arrange an interview, email resumefraud1488@nambla.org

>> No.8791195
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8791195

>>8791156
10/10

>> No.8791196

>>8789359
That picture turns me on, damn

>> No.8791203

Vulgar thrusts of copulation echoed forever.

>> No.8791216

Lovely secluded home, then a whisper.

>> No.8791226

>>8789359
Hungry Homeless. Please Help GOD BLESS

>> No.8791260

>>8789382
Yeah but meddle is pretty good

>> No.8791270

Turn six upside down its nine

>> No.8791287

Rain dogs
Autumn falls
Liver too

>> No.8791293

>>8789948
kekd real good thank you anon

>> No.8791294
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8791294

>>8791156
Im laughing for real atm.

>> No.8791359

>>8789359
Stop posting that weirdo fucking cunt

>> No.8791374

Father's train ticket - one way ride

>> No.8791390

>>8789359
for sale, human suit, worn out.

>> No.8791412

>>8790543
lafd tbqhfamily

>> No.8791435

the answer to everything is- *dies*

>> No.8791437

Life is just an illusion, fag

>> No.8791578

>>8789359
PICTURE MAKING ME HARD, GIVE SAUCE

>> No.8791588

i only get few money

>> No.8791615

>>8791437
Or so you think... Look closer

>> No.8791623

My mother thinks im a burden.

>> No.8791641

>>8790870
I meant I dress like a brooks brothers mannequin

>> No.8791645

He fell asleep alone, this time.

>> No.8791665

>>8791623
Maybe because you weren't chosen

>> No.8791696

>>8790299
best

>> No.8791760

CRASH! A screaming across the sky

>> No.8791847

>>8789382
no

>> No.8791898

baby shoes two dollars

baby shoes for sale: only tree fiddy

hey baby shoes for sale dead fuckin' baby's shoes

>> No.8791907

>>8789385
four baby shoes, bout tree fiddy

>> No.8791925

Teleports behind you. "Nothing personnel, kid."

>> No.8791927

>>8789382
Listen to Echoes, change your mind.

>> No.8791932

my first and last love, gone.

>> No.8791954

The correspondence started to pile up.

>> No.8791974

>>8791641
Do you have a head?

>> No.8792016

Now, he had one head left.

>> No.8792068

>>8789359
smore good, almost good as cummies

>> No.8792072

>>8789397
For sale: baby shoes, tree fiddy

>> No.8792076

>>8792072
to >>8789396

>>8789397
is... fuck, man...

>> No.8792096

Dead babies: all you can eat!

>> No.8792106

My baby's dead. Snazzy shoes though.

>> No.8792138

Mother cried. At last, Mother cried.
#edgy

>> No.8792145

A baby died before wearing shoes.

>> No.8792150

You're a Big Guy

For You

>> No.8792151

baby shoes:
made from real babies

>> No.8792152

>>8792138
Good.

>> No.8792159

You don't get to bring friends.

>> No.8792162

Have we started the fire?

Yes

>> No.8792171

*plunk* Do you feel in charge?

>> No.8792176

>>8789359
My mother's Pekingese lapped my cum.

>> No.8792197

4chan is the right wing Tumblr.

>> No.8792225

Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk! We bought a golden retriever!

>> No.8792235

>>8789385

For sale,
Baby shoes,
Never worn

>> No.8792250

>>8792235
Did you write this?????????? It's so good!

>> No.8792251

>>8792235
This is the worst one. Did you come up with that all by yourself? Get that trash out of here.

>> No.8792255

>>8792235
this is the best one of these so far
actually very poignant

>> No.8792269

>>8792255
Is this some 4d chess b8?

>> No.8792278

>>8792269
What bait? It truly is good.

>> No.8792334

Waited-- missed you. Be back later.

>> No.8792340

Hey son, please call back.

-Dad

>> No.8792354

>>8792250
>>8792251
>>8792255
EXCUSE ME GOOD SIRS

I AM FROM LE /r/BOOKS, A SUBREDDIT ON REDDIT AND COULD NOT HELP BUT NOTE YOU SEEM TO HAVE MISTAKEN A STORY APOCRYPHALLY ATTRIBUTED TO HEMINGWAY AS OC WHEN IT IS, IN FACT, NOT

ALWAYS GLAD TO BE OF ASSISTANCE, M' FELLOW GENTLESIRS

>> No.8792387

MMMMM YOU LIKE THAT WHITE BOI?

>> No.8792397

leftovers in the fridge, your favourite

>> No.8792398

>>8789385
for sale
a fucking dead baby

>> No.8792403

>>8792398
$5 to fuck this dead baby

>> No.8792406

>>8792403
hey guys i need $5 pronto

>> No.8792407

>>8792398
>>8789385
>>8789396
>>8789399
>>8789408
>>8789419
>>8790783
>>8789467
>>8790308
>>8792072
A stale meme is born again

>> No.8792408

>>8789359
what if
ice baby
fights back

>> No.8792413

People live their lives;frogs scream.

>> No.8792416

>>8789382
The Wall was a good movie.

>> No.8792420

>>8792416
HOW CAN YOU HAVE YOUR PUDDING...?

>> No.8792424

>>8792420
...IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT?!

>> No.8792428

Thread sucks, more news at five.

>> No.8792431

FOR SALE

ONE BABY

FRESHLY DEAD

>> No.8792433

Why are you an autistic cuck?

>> No.8792437

Buying
Baby shoes
MUST been worn

>> No.8792445

Baby for sale: whole or parts

>> No.8792450

Despierto: ella vuelve a morir.

>> No.8792459

I wish my abortion didnt fail

>> No.8792542

>>8792459
Murder is just post term abortion

>> No.8792559

>>8792542
However, the reverse is also true.

>> No.8792577

>>8792559
State-sanctioned murder is nothing new.

>> No.8792600
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I never knew bedbugs caused psychosis.

>> No.8792629
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8792629

Wish I had friends, oh well.

>> No.8792657

Booby traps trap traps with boobs

>> No.8792671
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8792671

>>8792629
No friends? A (you) may suffice.

>> No.8792674

>>8792671
Kind anon, you give us hope

>> No.8792678
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>>8792674
It's all I have to give.

>> No.8792904

My day book of personal happenings.

>> No.8793045

I shit a corn cob, damn.

>> No.8793058

Need Rapist, psychos preferred, groups OK

actually stole this from a M4M ad on c/l.

>> No.8793103

>>8790379
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me

>> No.8793173

For stale
Same shoes
Joke worn

>> No.8793254

I can't count well, happy end.

>> No.8793259

>>8789359
They met, they loved, they left.

>> No.8793263

Finally, that feel when yes gf

>> No.8793269

CRASH! Mom bought home a new

>> No.8793282

>>8793269
holy....I want more....

>> No.8793285

Mom's missing teeth, dad's drunk again.

>> No.8793299
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8793299

PAN HOT

BABY

NICE AND DEAD

>> No.8793319

As expected, /pol/ was right again.

>> No.8793338

Maybe I'll figure you out someday.

>> No.8793345

O, where are they now! i'th'gutter.

>> No.8793346

>>8789359
What is up with her eyes?

>> No.8793391

youll cowards dont even smokne crack

>> No.8793595

I've seen footage
I stay noided

>> No.8793667
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>>8792671
You dont get to bring friends

>> No.8794044

>>8793595
got the nasty in my taxi

>> No.8794045

gas the kikes, race war now

>> No.8794053

"you're a big guy"
"for you"

>> No.8794673

I put semen in her smore.

>> No.8794702

Alone before computer, writing pretentious bullshit.

>> No.8794710

>>8794673
*smores* zzzz

>> No.8794716

>>8789359
Kill the niggers, save the world

>> No.8794734

AND SHE JUST BLEACKED HER ASSHOLE

>> No.8794751

>>8794702
>Alone before computer, writing pretentious bullshit.
Right in the feels.

>> No.8794754

Baby shoes, thanks for gold reddit.

>> No.8794759

Cum drips on my nigger lips.

>> No.8794760

gender pronouns, why you ain't nice?

>> No.8794767

>>8789359
vicious circle: being here, being sad

>> No.8794812

He watched her, she did not

>> No.8794839

>>8794751
Alone before computer, but together now.

>Please by my Artificial Intelligence girlfriend.

>> No.8794853

why am I even here anymore?

>> No.8794856

>>8789359
Nine Eleven was an inside job.

>> No.8794879

We didn't kiss at our wedding.

>> No.8794920

>>8789359
Only GOD!!! remained, retriever doesn't count

>> No.8794940

"Why'd you kill her?"
"She smiled."

>> No.8794948

>>8794940
Holy....I want more

>> No.8795020

Reply to post, or mom dies.

>> No.8795166

"You'll find her one day."
"Him."

>> No.8795172
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8795172

>>8795020

>> No.8795175

>>8789385
for sale, 3 orange baby shoes

>> No.8795245

>>8795166
Is it about a transsexual?

>> No.8795403

>>8795245
Homosexual.

>> No.8795410

>>8795166
Actually half decent

>> No.8795427

YOUR MOTHER PASSED AWAY. CONCERT TOMORROW.

>> No.8795481

Climax, all sweat and hot cum

>> No.8795543

>>8795410
Thank you, I appreciate that.

>> No.8795779

>>8790406
is this line from monkey news?

>> No.8795793

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

>> No.8795813

>>8789359
That thot is not hot, fag.

>> No.8795814

>>8792416
I liked the big walking vagina.

>> No.8795818

FUCK, Silverstein, where are the shekels!?

>> No.8795826

>>8789359
Some fucking people deserve to suffer

>> No.8795829

>>8795826
Nigs, specifically, though spics should too

>> No.8795842

>>8795829
Racism. Two day ban is imminent.

>> No.8795846

>>8795829
Stick Men With Ray Guns reference

>> No.8795849

>>8795842
I'm transgendered, fuckhead, so I'm allowed

>> No.8795877

>>8795849
Do you still poop the same?

>> No.8795879

>>8795877
nope, it goes through muh dick

>> No.8795928

>>8795842
(Banned...two-day racism *also* immanent?)

>> No.8795948

oh god it's in my mind

>> No.8795961

>>8789382
go back to /mu/ fucking retard

>> No.8795964

>>8795849
Apologies. I am indeed a shitlord.

>> No.8795969

>>8789359
She said: I won't keep it.

>> No.8795972

>>8789359
Grandma, don't die, grandma, please, don't.

>> No.8796000

>>8789359
And then everyone died the end

>> No.8796004

>>8795972
Sonny....I sucked enough dick, blarghhhhh.....

>> No.8796007

>>8789359
cum in my pussy please master.

>> No.8796012

for foal, horseshoes, didnt fit zebra

>> No.8796310

>>8789385
Fucking kek'd

>> No.8796315

We had fathers, some came home.

>> No.8796322

Dad came hard, mom threw up

>> No.8796378

>>8789359
Behead All Satans by Master Rapeface

>> No.8796427
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8796427

He wears the mask.

But why?

>> No.8796439
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8796439

>>8796427
What if I took that off?

>> No.8796450
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>>8796439
Well, it would be extremely painful

>> No.8796456
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8796456

>>8796450
You're a big guy.

For you.

>> No.8796503

>>8789436
wow, lit has spectacular mathematical prowess

>> No.8796523

Lost in the woods, w/ joint

>> No.8796533

I beat China all the time!

>> No.8796535

Looked at phone. One missed call.

>> No.8796538

>>8789698
The imitative style must be forbidden

>> No.8796543

>>8796538
Unless imitating virtuous men like Trump

>> No.8796549

You don't get to bring friends.

>> No.8796565
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8796565

>>8789359
Gas The Kikes
Race War Now.

>> No.8796567

>>8796549
I would hardly call them friends.

>> No.8796571

>>8796567
They're more like, zombie fuck puppets

>> No.8796576

Wanna stay on the plane? Talk!

>> No.8796595

>>8796549
Joke's been done three times. Sad!

>> No.8796606

>>8796595
Imitation, not awe, is art's praise.

>> No.8796610

>>8796606
A romantic view of lazy browsers.

>> No.8796615

>>8796610
Well, I am still collectiong (You)s.

>> No.8796619

>>8796615
Me too, I wish you well.

>> No.8796622

>>8796619
Thanks. See you around, nameless pal.

>> No.8796624

He stood up without his head

>> No.8796637

>>8796624
Headless child still holding ice cream.

>> No.8796646

>>8796624
They began pissing in his neck

>> No.8796663

Thus, the trees will sprout again.

>> No.8796671

>>8796663
He didn't understand what stories are.

>> No.8796707

SERVICES: Will kill babies for shoes

>> No.8796712

Two Lonely Shoes: need dead baby.

>> No.8796717

If you let me go BEWARE.

>> No.8796856

zee gee i want to pee

>> No.8796963

Then it awaked from my flesh

>> No.8796974

Leave me enough to get home.

>> No.8797073

open your mouth,dont be shy

>> No.8797104

This thread is one of the most painful things I have ever read in my life.

>> No.8797210

Gimme that white nigger dick, mom.

>> No.8797480
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8797480

>>8797104
>16
Hmm. Lemme fix that for you.

The most painful thread in history.

There we go.

>> No.8798138

>>8789420

Bonus points for use of iambic meter.