/lit/ - Literature

>open book
>realize i have to move my eyeballs from left to right in order to gaze upon poorly printed hieroglyphs
>do it for 10 minutes
>can't keep up so I just close the book and go back to watching make-up tutorials on youtube

t. grill

>>8727977
Have you seen some of those make-up tutorials?

I can sure read the fuck out of a book, but I doubt I could cover my face in colorful chemicals for 2 hours without looking like a clown.

>>8727955
>opens
>book

>>8727955
>open a book
>it has turds

>open mind
>it has gunpowder inside

>>8727955
it's like you're not even trying with your shitposting, faggot

>>8728496
ditto

>open dog
>too dark to read inside it

>>8727955
a=a and a=b have different cognitive values you know

>>8727955
>open a book
>it has sticks and stones
>hurt

>>8728501
dont you mean too bark to read inside it?

>>8728663

Interesting, I've never had that happen
You'd have to do some sort of laparoscopic procedure I think to preserve that

>>8727977
t. schopenhauer

>>8728013
There were two girls sitting opposite of me on the train today who were talking about that actually.
How can you go through all that shit every day? How does this not increase your nihilism risk factor by like 20x?

>>8730706
>nihilism risk factor
JUST

>open a book
>read for 1 min
>i want to sleep so hard
everytime. Help???

>>8727955

a book with words? it'll never catch on
MADMAN

>>8731184
It's normal, unless it's happening at 4:00 pm

>>8731200
Thats why i wrote >everytime, because it happend always.

>>8728463
Gravity's Rainbow?

>>8727955

Its okay sweetie, just ask Mommy to take you where the picture books are

>>8727955
>band has 2 drummers