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How do I become a writer?

>> No.8721085

>>8721083
Read, write.

>> No.8721094

>>8721085
fpbp

It really is true.

proofreaders, editors, Agents, cover-artists, publicists, publishers, and all that other shit is really incidental.

>> No.8721109

>>8721083
what is that image from?

>> No.8721112

>>8721109
If you don't know how to use a reverse image search by now you should kill yourself. I'm not kidding. You're never going to keep up with the pace of technology if you can't work out how to use something five years old. Just slit your own throat somewhere lonely, everyone will be pleased when they find out.

>> No.8721140

>>8721083
I'm writer.

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8721147

>>8721112
>this triggered
autsim. check yourself into an institution.

alsoreally, where's it from?

>> No.8722340

>>8721083
>write very well
>shill as hard as you fucking can

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8722360

>>8721112
Jesus crist calm down.

>> No.8722369

>>8721083
1. DSL w/o gag reflex
2. Meet the right corporate cronies
3. ?????
4. Become writer

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8722387

>>8721109
I'm not sure but it get's reposted on r/woahdude about once a month, I'm pretty sure it's a meme there.

>> No.8722397

>>8721147
>>8722360
not him but why temper the non-boring posts, idiots

>> No.8722414

>>8721083
>someone used a lot of time to make this

>> No.8722435

>>8722414
Problem?

>> No.8722460

>be human
>???
>become conduit for the logos
>write

>> No.8722463

>>8722435
Officer?;)

>> No.8722672

>>8721083
Being a writer just means that you wrote something, being an author means being a published writer, yet that still doesn't give any indication of your ability as a writer or the quality of your writings.

>> No.8722682

>>8721109
I've seen it on a metal album cover.

>> No.8722687

>>8722460
see
>>8722369

>> No.8722691

>>8721083
>Ask serious question
>The thread is de-reailed by an image
never change /lit/

>> No.8722694

>>8721083
you can't

>> No.8722979

Start with the greeks

>> No.8722994

You dont. There is no way to live from writing

>> No.8723102

>>8722340
this minus the write very well part

>> No.8723116

>>8722994
>implying i want to live

>> No.8723510

>>8722994
writing is the only way to live forever. Everyone will forget you after your death unless you do something meaningful like writing.

>> No.8723537

>>8723116
you just say like that