/lit/ - Literature

>>8704766
>Download Moby Dick
>Its actually an epub

>browse /lit/
>0/10 stale pasta

>>8704766
>read /lit/
>not even warm

Comedy (Commedia) during Dante's time meant that it had a happy ending. How can you be so ignorant? You're like a rat -- stupid, just plain retarded. I can't believe Mein Augen! Educate yourself, for you are currently: a fool, an idiot, and a buffoon. If you become like me then it's OK. Me? I'm freaking smart, my man. Be like me and you got it. You get it, dude? Go to university. NOW . . . RIGHT NOW!

>>8704766
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJA

that was maybe a bit funny.

the first time someone made the joke.

which must be hundreds of years ago now.

>>8704771

>>8704771
I leld
>it was actually just a smirk

>>8704766
At least it's divine.

>>8704766
Thats the joke

>Kafka on the SHore.
>Czechoslovakia is land-locked.

>The Pale King
>Nobody is a King or Pale

>>8705044
>infinite jest
>im not laughing forever

There are actually some pretty funny points in it though.

>>8705213
>Infinite Jest
>it's not even funny

>Underworld
>No vampires, werewolves, or hot women in skin-suits

>Book 4
>There was no Book 1 thru 3
>Still waiting on Book 5

>Ride the Tiger
>wtf this isn't an instructional book at all

>Warlock
>no magic spells

>The Lord of Rings
>Is an eyeball with no rings

>>8705267
>The Hobbit
>Primarily Dwarves, Elves, Goblins, and Orcs

>read Stoner
>not about literally just a plant man its good for you and cures cancer. wake and bake hahaha ive got the MUNCHIES! dude imagine this movie BUT WE'RE HIGH HAHAHA hey dude come watch these youtube videos with me hahaha im just going to pack a bowl dude hope you dont mind hahaha. hey can i borrow $20?

>dr. faustus
>a composer isn't a doctor

>The Cat in the Hat
>The cat wears a hat, and is not inside it like I had hoped. I can't believe the crap they put us through.

>make the same shitty thread every week
>it was never funny

>read Underworld
>there's no vampires OR werewolves

>>8704766
>Paradise Lost
>they were in paradise all along!


God you hack!

That fart joke is pretty funny tho

>read The Brothers Karamazov
>they were actually sisters

get with the times dosto you transphobic cishet fuck!

>read Les Miserables
>It's fucking boring

>read the Savage Detectives
>bunch of poet reading hobos


I mean come on

>read don quixote
>nothing about mafia at all

>read Little Women
>non of them are dwarves

>read Gravity's Rainbow
>Rainbows are light and light has no mass so how can it be affected by Gravity but Sir Arthur Eddington successfully proved Einstein's theory so gravity's effect on light is like if you stretch a sheet of rubber out with a heavy ball in the center and roll another marble to the other side and the trajectory of the marble's path is, in essence, gravity's rainbow and resembles the path of a rocket
>it's not even rocket science
>but it is
>such a goof

>to kill a mockingbird

Worst hunting guide I've ever read

>read Portait of the artist.
No pictures WTF

>>8705280
this desu

>>8706575
laughed

>read American Psycho
>actually about a sociopath

>Read "Oranges are not the only fruit"
Its about lesbians but melons aren't mentioned once.

>>8704766
>ready my diary desu
>it's actually Nobel worthy desu

>>8706633
Bateman is not a sociopath though.

>portrait of the artist as a young man
>it's actually a book

>do android dream of electric sheep?
>this question never comes up in the book

>all quiet on the western front
>it's not quiet at all

>>8704807

>read the apology
>socrates acts like an entitled cunt that never says sorry

>read the apology
>socrates acts like an entitled cunt that never says sorry

>>8706686
It's a book of course it's quiet

>>8705035
?

>>8706575
lel

>>8707993
>Plato is Socrates

>>8708576
>being this autistic about jokes

>>8704766
Not even a knock-knock joke, I was disappointed desu

>>8708630
>knock knock
>who's there
>faustus
>who
>dr. faustus

>read clockwork orange
>at no point do mechanical fruits play a major role in the story