/lit/ - Literature

Nausea

>>8602763
>tfw to intelligent for girls

Anything popular that it's acceptable for men to read.

The book titled "I have a big dick"

>>8602763
reading books is possibly the worst way to attract a female.
Because they're all dumb of course, and dumb people tend to be very shallow. So just work out.

atwood.

>>8602763
I read Nigger The Strange Career of a Troublesome Word in starbucks and i got lots of white girls asking if it was for a class or something

>>8602780
This is a good answer.

>>8602779
>dumb people tend to be very shallow
Uggo who was bullied as a kid detected.

Pulitzer crap.

Donna Tartt, Michael Chabon, Jonathan Franzen, Junot Diaz.

>>8602763
Neil Gaiman. For whatever reason girls love him, especially goth qts. Also anything fairytale-based.

>>8602791
probably physically bullied by a girl

I hear bitches love magical realism.

So read some of that.

>>8602835
>tfw i wish i was bullied by a girl in my youth
>tfw when i wish i was being bullied by a girl right now

>>8602793
but Chabon is good though.

>>8602793
>Pulitzer crap

>Oprah books

>Jane Austen

>>8602835

I remember a girl was bullying me so I hit her

The next day some boys bullied me for hitting a girl

An older girl saw what was going on and yelled at them until they left. Then she put her arm around my shoulder and asked if I was alright

tfw I loved the people who rescued me from bullies more than anyone, in those moments I was euphoric

>>8602763
Sade

You have to be physically attractive though

Something that isn't the widely regarded magnum opus from a well know, easy to read, "thinking person's" author.

>>8602772
It's "too".
As in: "You don't seem too intelligent to me, famalam".

>>8603085
>replying to memes correcting their grammer

>>8603085
>can't discern memes from reality

>>8603091
>>8603088
>tfw I'm too autistic for a Tibetan throat singing board.
Why even live :^(

>>8603091
>not realizing the memes is the reality
In a recent futuristic hgame I've played, one of the heroines is literally a meme becoming a reality. At the end of the story she literally disappeared after she and everyone realized that she's just a meme among her people. It's not as ridiculous as it sounds but it certainly got me good.

>>8602791
Good looking person detected.

>>8603052

>thinking person

Such as? Something like Freakonomics or some trite crap?

>>8602763
if you want a dumb bitch, something like harry potter and be like, "my fifth time reading it"
slutty older woman, fifty shades just to show you nasty
for the pseud intellect or hipster, vonnegut.
you arent going to find an actual smart chick because they read alone and also do not exist. any woman with any potential are too into feminism and "ur privilege" to actually consider anything better

>>8603119

For the most part sure. Mind you though, i've met a few girls who were very well read without any SJW trace.
Quite rare though

>>8602935
i defended the people i bullied from the others who bullied