/lit/ - Literature

>>8568507
being funny is fucking gay, shut the fuck you fucking faggot

/pol/ hasn't read Nick Land though

>>8568528
Nick Land has read /pol/ though

>>8568507
That is a good joke

>>8568531
I'll give you that

>>8568533
Yes, it is funny.

>>8568528
/pol/ here i have

>>8568507
>>8566563

some dank /lit/posting in here

>>8568507
*upvoted*

Here's a bit of /lit/ humour for ya

Jean Paul Sartre, he goes into this cafe right

And sez to the waitress, I'd like some coffee please

And she sez, What d'ya want in it

And he sez, just sugar, no milk

And she goes off ta get his coffee

But then she comes back

Sez there's a problem

Sez they've run out of milk

Sez would you like it without cream instead

Absolute madwoman

>>8569045
I wish those French pseudointellectuals were contemporary so I could catfish them by pretending to be a young girl online and then blackmail them into admitting they don't enjoy absurd gnomicisms as much as they pretend to.

Every time I see Beckett's "look at me, I'm such an artiste" faggot face in his faggot jumper, I just know that I could get him to admit he's a hack if I could figure out his fetishes and start tweeting him while pretending to be a 20 year old camwhore. I could make that piece of shit admit Waiting for Godot was the equivalent of an episode of Lost and he looks down on EVERYONE who takes his fakery seriously.

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>>8568507

As if anybody on /pol/ could read nick land

>>8569002
What did you think of him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc5U5mQNjew

>>8569205
I will make if short it is 4.15 am, here in Germany and i need to sleep. If i compare him to most contemporay thinkers, he is quiet good and has interesting ideas, but he doesn't really give you an answer, he just gives you a vage direction. If cybernetics are concerned, there are really better ones, sadly most are already dead, for example Günther Gotthard.

>>8568507

Why is Nick Land more popular here than Moldbug?

>>8569250
>Günther Gotthard.
Unknown to me, but apparently also a sinologist?

What exactly is it about China that makes people so goddamn autistic?

>>8569344
moldbug= fedora tipping greaslord californian tech autist and crypto-whig. Nrx is rebranded liberalism

>>8569359
Explain yourself coherently

Moldbug is surprisingly rigorous, a bit smarter, and less prone to bursts of irrationality than Land

>>8569387
>rigorous
>less prone to bursts of irrationality
Neither of these are good qualities Tbh, it bears witness of typical anglo and german (note that none of the great "germans" of philosophy and art were racially german) autism.

>>8569398
Get the fuck out of my sight you pissant.

>>8569403
Fuck off anglocuck, literally worse than jews

>>8569387
Moldbug's a total dork and it can be pretty obvious he doesn't have much in the way of historical concioussness. neoreaction is just californian libertarianism + tolkienesque retro LARPing. btw, Thomas Carlyle was a literal whig.

tell me, why are you so eager to get cucked by greasy tech venture capitalists?

here's some OC for you OP

>>8568985
Oh no I meant I'm laughing at you not with you

>>8569423
>neoreaction is just californian libertarianism + tolkienesque retro LARPing.
Surprisingly apt description

Fresh OC

>>8569423
>Moldbug's a total dork and it can be pretty obvious he doesn't have much in the way of historical concioussness.
He's definitely a dork, but he draws much more heavily from primary and secondary sources and, despite being occasionally cringeworthy, he does a far better job of concretely categorizing and totalizing things than Land does. He has far more historical consciousness than Land.

>tell me, why are you so eager to get cucked by greasy tech venture capitalists?
The current system is disgusting. Do you really want national policy to be influenced by the petty shrieking of the fucking culture war? Formalism would be far less prone to stupid shit.

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>>8569045
Anon I really like this joke.

Do you mind if I save it?

>>8569504
Save yourself the trouble and don't

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>>8569455
>Do you really want national policy to be influenced by the petty shrieking of the fucking culture war? Formalism would be far less prone to stupid shit.

SV/tech people represent the idiotic nadir of late capitalist civilisation. we've hit bottom. muh scary sjws and overzealous college activists are merely a by-product of the narcissistic hypermedia spectacle society created by these shitheads.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/may/02/further-future-festival-burning-man-tech-elite-eric-schmidt

http://money.cnn.com/2015/01/29/technology/chris-messina-non-monogamy/

>>8569523
I see what you're referencing...sly eel

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>>8569539

>Ex girlfriend walks through park on way to class every Wednesday at 10:53 am sharp
>I've been busy for a few days so I haven't jerked off
>testosterone too high
>feeling jazzed
>decide to confront her about being a bitch
>jump out, she's 30 ft away
>hasnt seen me yet
>palms sweaty, knees shakey
>panic and sit on a bench by the sidewalk where she can still see me
>whip out my copy of Ulysses so she will think I was just casually reading Ulysses in the park when she walked by
>she passes without seeing me
>anger
>girl book like a frisbee to scare her
>underestimate how heavy it is since I'd never actually read it
>it dips and hits her in the back of the head
>dozens of people saw
>I sprint away
>hid for hours
>find out by my nightly stalking of her twitter that she got concussed and is looking for whoever did it to press charges

Do I admit to it lads? I need my Ulysses back. It was a perfect decoration on my night stand

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>>8569529
Are you saying they're structurally responsible for an all consuming form of consumerism, or that they're unusually stupid themselves? I don't believe the second regardless of two articles you link.

>>8569559

Young fan meets Joyce and asks to kiss the hand that wrote Ulysses. Joyce says no, cause that same hand has done a lot of other shit.

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>>8569570

>Walking to class
>see some theater majors smoking and being boisterous
>as I edge closer the smoke blows into my face
>politely say 'hey it's a smoke free campus!'
>they laugh
>tall black man replies 'yeah and I bet you haven't even read shakespear, idiot!'
>all his friends laugh
Wtf

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>>8569621
nice

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>>8569250
>vage

love it

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>>8569570
Only actual /lit/ humor so far desu

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>>8569346

>What exactly is it about China that makes people so goddamn autistic?

Confucianism basically distills all social behavior into repetitive rituals, how much more autistic can you get?

>>8569444
I'm not sure if the fact that i did the same means i belong on /lit/ or in a mental institution. Also, have a painted qt.

>>8569655
This is the non-AP curriculum, ladies and gentlemen

our Nick hates /pol/ though

>>8569208

Perfect men don't exi-

>>8569546
wtf mushrooms don't get big like that

>>8569581
>gaslightling
reeeeee sjw get out

Tomas Transformer, 2011 Noblist

>>8569344
prettier

>>8569613
w-what's this from

>>8569921
isn't this just plato for lazy people

>>8570152
He ended up being wrong about that like a day later though when Brexit won.

this is such a classic, I hear there's a penguin edition coming out xDDDDd

>>8569084
>Beckett
>French

>>8569344

They are both popular. Most people who read one read both.

You have to read moldbug before you can meme him though, land you can easily pick up the memes without reading so in the meme market he will always reign supreme

>>8570152
Pol is not 'no enemies to the right' though retard.

They will bash anyone, especially gay Jews like Milo

>>8570387

this will always be too soon

>>8570393
that's horrifying

>>8570387
This shit was legitimately funny.

Also anyone remember this lass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT4ccNTIE0A

She was (is?) a poster here. Kind of surprised she's still making vids. She received quite a bit of shit, particularly about her androgynous appearance, when she first linked a vid here.

>>8570483

This is basically Kant's shitty understanding of Hume in action.

>>8569613
Gonna need some sauce on this one, friendo

>>8569045
go to bed pynchy

>>8569250

>quiet good
>vage direction

if this is bait it's pretty good bait

if not kill yourself

>>8569635
Makes me ill.

>>8569444
its funny cause i did that too when i was 12

>>8569655
True desu

>>8570483
Continentals have literally added nothing to the sum total of human understanding.

They are, in every way, even worse than scientists.

>>8570875
>Continentals

I tired but couldn't hold it together. Those fucking letters, lads.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C0WMudqDMx

>>8570552
She's cute desu

>>8569921

Constanza means constancy or perseverance.