IT'S HAPPENING WHO'S READY??

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Anonymous Mon Sep 5 01:35:24 2016 No.8474832 [Reply] [Original]

IT'S HAPPENING

WHO'S READY??

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 01:39:43 2016 No.8474841 >>8474832 fuck issat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 01:46:12 2016 No.8474846 >>8474832 holy shit. at last!!!! will it become a meme now that there's an english translation?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 01:49:03 2016 No.8474850

>>8474846
Let's check the 'will it become a meme?' checklist:

- relatively obscure - CHECK
- so long that no-one who memes it has ever finished it, possibly not even started it - CHECK
- non-traditional structure, layout, narrative - CHECK

Chances look good!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 01:52:30 2016 No.8474854 File: 19 KB, 220x297, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wish they went with the German cover, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 01:53:20 2016 No.8474856 OH shit nigga it's finally actually finished.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 02:03:37 2016 No.8474871 Is it even translatable? I thought it was basically a German Finnegans Wake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 02:12:20 2016 No.8474885 >>8474871 I think people may be taking the analogy a bit too far. We'll find out

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 05:56:21 2016 No.8475151 >>8474854 trippy but the english one seems nice and clean

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 08:28:32 2016 No.8475438 >>8474871 I swear to God, one fucking moron made that comparison, and you parakeets have echoed it over and over and totally misconstrued it. It's a difficult text, but its difficulty is not the same as FW's.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 08:31:03 2016 No.8475442 >>8474871 Finnegans Wake has been translated you dope.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:00:34 2016 No.8475552 >>8474832 I'm not ready! Any recommendations for something to read by him before this one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:04:53 2016 No.8475563 >>8475442 Even into Mandarin.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:13:59 2016 No.8475578

>>8475438
As a Germanfag, I can see how it would be hard to translate - after all, the main character is a Shakespeare translator, and there are many jokes and tidbits about translating Shakespeare into German, not sure how you'd translate that into English

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:40:29 2016 No.8475629 HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE M A D M A N A D M A N

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:10:04 2016 No.8475694 >>8475563 That was only the first third of Finnegans Wake, and she did it by losing the sentences and clarifying the language.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:00:47 2016 No.8475822 >>8475694 It sold pretty well despite all that IIRC. I didn't think the Chinese had so many hipsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:37:36 2016 No.8475935 >>8475822 it sold a few thousand copies in a nation of 1.3 billion lpl

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:43:45 2016 No.8475955 >>8475822 It sold as well as you could expect with 13,000 copies. Apparently the book has more pages of annotations than the actual text itself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:05:10 2016 No.8476356 >>8475578 Probably middle english to modern english

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:15:35 2016 No.8476384 Sounds interesting, it's just too damn expensive. 67 dollars Canadian? I'll wait

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:26:52 2016 No.8476602 File: 33 KB, 767x137, Screen Shot 2016-09-05 at 4.25.57 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] if you are get it now why I still have to preorder, americanski?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:27:55 2016 No.8476607 >>8476602 first world privilege amigo

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:28:52 2016 No.8476612 File: 1.94 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There's a copy in my university library. I'll dump some pictures of the German text.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:33:51 2016 No.8476627 File: 1.31 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8476624

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:34:54 2016 No.8476629 File: 1.68 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8476627

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:35:58 2016 No.8476634 File: 1.44 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8476629

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:37:02 2016 No.8476638 File: 1.82 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8476634

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:38:38 2016 No.8476641 File: 1.16 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8476638

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:39:04 2016 No.8476646 >>8476612 >>8476615 >>8476624 >>8476627 >>8476629 >>8476634 >>8476638 Holy shit this looks awesome

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:40:23 2016 No.8476650 File: 1.63 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8476641

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:42:49 2016 No.8476659 why are you guys pretending to like this garbage

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:42:56 2016 No.8476660 File: 1.34 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8476650

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:44:00 2016 No.8476663 File: 2.17 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8476660 The book itself is very large.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:45:06 2016 No.8476665 File: 1.58 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8476663 Side view

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:46:10 2016 No.8476667 File: 1.23 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8476665 And I leave you with this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:47:25 2016 No.8476671 So it's just German House of Leaves without the plot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:48:54 2016 No.8476675 >>8475438 The author himself says it's inspired mostly by Finnegans Wake you fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:49:15 2016 No.8476678 Holy fuck i want to read this but im not ambitious enough to throw like $50 on a text that might have been genuinely ruined by a shotty translation Is there a pdf or .mobi?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:56:46 2016 No.8476701 This thread got me HYPE

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:59:04 2016 No.8476710 >>8476663 >those nails W A S H I N G T O N

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:59:09 2016 No.8476711 >>8476663 4444 UUUU 44UU 4U4U

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:19:57 2016 No.8476809 >>8476678 nigga its john woods everything that man touches turns to gold also very unlikely there will be a pdf or .mobi lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:59:40 2016 No.8476944 File: 25 KB, 249x243, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm a poorfag student but I fucking preordered. Looks EPIC!1

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:21:54 2016 No.8477035 >>8475694 And having several mental breakdowns. >>8475955 >Apparently the book has more pages of annotations than the actual text itself. This is, in fairness, true of most English copies.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:26:52 2016 No.8477059

>>8474846
I'm okay with it replacing Infinite Jest.
>>8476615
Finnegans Wake brought us kek.

Bottom's Dream brings us kuck.
>>8476678
Honestly, for something like this, I would genuinely recommend just learning the language. One of the few kinds of works I think it's worth doing so for, because of all the tricks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:56:49 2016 No.8477178 MORE DEETS ON THIS BEAST PLZ

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:22:40 2016 No.8477269 >>8476356 What does Middle English have to do with Shakespeare?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:01:33 2016 No.8477877 >>8477269 shakespeare =middle english chaucer = old english

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:10:56 2016 No.8477909 >>8477877 You're a retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:12:51 2016 No.8477918 >>8477909 go back to r/books

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:15:06 2016 No.8477924 File: 68 KB, 600x397, Librarian_holding_books_Depositphotos.com_lucidwaters_10852161_wd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8477877 pls b trolling

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:19:07 2016 No.8477934 File: 21 KB, 664x212, zettel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Been there, done that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:23:17 2016 No.8477951 >no kindle option fucking dropped

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:28:07 2016 No.8477968 >>8474850 You're missing - can be made into an ebook so that it may be pirated by people who actually read rather than just collect hip hardcovers - NOT CHECK It will not become a meme.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:46:31 2016 No.8478021 Is this the logical end of literature? Like, can anything get anymore zany than Bottom's Dream? How much more difficult than FW would those who have read it here say it is? Or is it completely different?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:48:18 2016 No.8478027 >>8477877 ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:52:23 2016 No.8478038 >>8478021 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voynich_manuscript

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:06:46 2016 No.8478081 >>8476612 >>8476615 >>8476624 >>8476627 >>8476629 >>8476650 >>8476638 >>8476660 Is it actually good or is it just House of Leaves tier gimmick memery.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:12:28 2016 No.8478098 File: 48 KB, 720x540, nigga-you-gay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8476663 >index finger longer than ring finger

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:21:45 2016 No.8478125 >>8477918 You first, dipshit. Old English=Beowulf Middle English=Chaucer, Pearl-Poet Early Modern English=Shakespeare, Marlowe, Milton Modern English=Joyce, Eliot, Austen God, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:24:07 2016 No.8478133 >>8475578 The main character is a translator of Edgar Allen Poe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:44:13 2016 No.8478191 >>8478038 "In August 2016, it was announced that the Beinecke Library had arranged with Siloé arte y bibliofilia, a Spanish publisher, to publish an edition of 898 facsimile replicas of the manuscript for commercial sale." It's the new meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:51:58 2016 No.8478209 >>8478191 So obscure it's literally unreadable. Hence the greatest work of literature known to man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:25:57 2016 No.8478313 Speaking of obscure works /lit/ sometimes mentions - does anyone have a link to Milkbottle H by Orlovitz. Having trouble finding one and used copies are steep pricewise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:40:54 2016 No.8478346 >>8476663 are u a grill

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:49:18 2016 No.8478364 >>8478209 Things being so obscure that you can't understand most of it, is as patrician as it gets. Sign me up, just ordered my copy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:24:23 2016 No.8478479 Obscure spin-offs based on secondary Shakespearean characters is my fetish. Besides the play about two dudes in Hamlet, are there any others?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:25:09 2016 No.8478484 >>8478479 >besides the play about two dudes in hamlet name?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:25:36 2016 No.8478486 >>8478479 **Guildenstern and Rosencratz are Dead Just came to mind

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:33:15 2016 No.8478604 File: 53 KB, 1238x641, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh baby baby

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 04:50:30 2016 No.8478768 >>8478486 >>8478484 guys c'mon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 04:55:13 2016 No.8478775 >>8477968 Lots of Gass' books aren't available as epub/mobi (prime example: The Tunnel), and he's a meme

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 05:02:39 2016 No.8478782 >>8478775 I found a pdf pretty easily. Does that count?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 06:49:37 2016 No.8478789 Can someone explain what the point of reading this in translation is?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 07:45:02 2016 No.8478881 This book is literal meme and fucking impossible to translate. I'm not someone who shits on translations in general but this is the one German book that you should not even attempt to translate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 08:09:21 2016 No.8478935 >>8476659 Orthofer says it's great, I trust him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 08:41:47 2016 No.8479025 >>8478479 Chimes at Midnight is about Falstaff. Since so many people are ordering this, would it be agreeable to organize a group read? Perhaps some Germanfags are necessary to explain some cultural apocrypha?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:10:05 2016 No.8479184 who up smash that mf Purchase buttom

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 12:57:41 2016 No.8479619 >>8478479 Dota 2

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:33:17 2016 No.8481059 Bump for interest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:59:00 2016 No.8481166 Found my copy when I got home from work. I tried to post a picture, but 4chan was being a little bitch and taking forever to upload it, so I gave up. Super excited tho.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:31:01 2016 No.8481263 >>8475442 translating finnegans wake is pointless, as is I assume zettel's traum

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:55:21 2016 No.8481314 File: 1.44 MB, 1398x1881, tmp_4738-20160906_184850-1327060809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8481166 Retry cause I want to show off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:09:07 2016 No.8481338 >>8481314 fuck thats a sick looking edition m8

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:14:53 2016 No.8481352 >>8474871 I read German and have read this book. I'd compare it more to something like Tristram Shandy in English

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:35:19 2016 No.8481395 >>8481314 show us some pages please

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:46:02 2016 No.8481420 >>8476663 SHOW FEET put your foot on the book

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:50:11 2016 No.8481428 >>8481314 MOAR PLZ

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:53:38 2016 No.8481432 It's already the #1 seller under 'German Lit' We did it. Meme status will be achieved.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:01:06 2016 No.8481444 >>8481314 Amazon always fucking up corners baka

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:22:17 2016 No.8481494 >>8481314 I'm guessing it's smaller than the original. Mind showing it next to a different book or something for scale?

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:38:03 2016 No.8481544
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>>8481338

Yeah, it's a very handsome book.

>>8481428
>>8481444
>>8481494

Here it is next to Mao II. The previous picture was with the box it came in. Thankfully the corners are OK on the book itself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:39:24 2016 No.8481552 >>8481544 Read the first page and tell us if it's good

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:43:52 2016 No.8481566 File: 650 KB, 2048x1152, tmp_5930-20160906_212906-1281799561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8481395 >>8481552 First page. At first glance it's pretty incomprehensible, and that's coming from someone who got through Finnegans Wake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:49:57 2016 No.8481578 File: 27 KB, 306x423, 1415917819301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8481566 Wtf?

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:52:57 2016 No.8481586
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>>8481566

Some more pages. Skimming through I see a bunch of sexual stuff (I think top right is a scrotum) and namedropping of Poe, Spenser, Lucian, Schopenhauer, Freud, etc. Basically /lit/ incarnate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:56:38 2016 No.8481597 File: 14 KB, 378x313, 2233_16_14-femoral-articular-surfaces.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8481586 >scrotum It's the end of a femur

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 22:58:12 2016 No.8481602 File: 701 KB, 2048x1152, tmp_15366-20160906_2147021500804939.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8481586 Last one, but I'm sure some other anons with more time on their hands and better photography skills will pick this up in a day or two.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:00:54 2016 No.8481607 >>8481602 Looks awesome. My copy is arriving next week, will probably start a new thread to perpetuate the meme.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:01:24 2016 No.8481608 File: 360 KB, 500x375, 1436723727989.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8481566 >>8481586 >>8481602 Jesus. Not even The Tunnel is this fucked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:06:25 2016 No.8481624 >>8481608 The Tunnel was a shite forced meme, bring on the true GOAT, Bottom's Dream

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:06:26 2016 No.8481625 >>8481566 Looks pretty good. I just don't fully understand the passages on the side. Or what the hell is going on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:07:52 2016 No.8481632 File: 102 KB, 800x800, 1425838573423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8481586 >all the sidenotes are about arse We're not ready for this level of memery

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:23:22 2016 No.8481670
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>>8481544

It's impressive but if they're going to make it oversized they may as well make it real oversized you know what I mean? I like how big the German one is.

If plebs complain include a metal stand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:25:29 2016 No.8481675 >>8481670 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:49:43 2016 No.8481727 >>8481420 DO IT

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 00:24:22 2016 No.8481807 >>8481632 Oh yeah, if you look at some of the German ones in the thread they're all innuendoes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:04:15 2016 No.8481890 File: 2.22 MB, 4032x3024, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fucking preordered. The hype train is a' -chuggin'

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:18:19 2016 No.8481905 >>8478775 >Lots of Gass' books aren't available as epub/mobi (prime example: The Tunnel) lurk moar

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:20:04 2016 No.8481910 reading group when

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:22:13 2016 No.8481914 one of you need to scan this and create a neato pdf

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:22:31 2016 No.8481915 >>8481910 im down to start one in oct/late sept

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:23:41 2016 No.8481918 >arno schmidt holds up spork

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:31:07 2016 No.8481932 >>8481918 spunk 'em mitt >tugs on a chair

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:49:23 2016 No.8481972 >>8481632 top image, mate

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 01:54:22 2016 No.8481982 >>8481910 Let's goooooo

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:38:06 2016 No.8482068 >>8477877 You're wrong friendo, middle english is Chaucer and old english is Beowolf n shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:44:53 2016 No.8482083 >>8481586 Wait so it's like... 1400 pages like this? holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:54:08 2016 No.8482098 File: 40 KB, 640x352, mog11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8482083 >Hardcover: 1496 pages

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:56:59 2016 No.8482104 >>8482098 >Shipping Weight: 13.4 pounds fuck it's over

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:57:33 2016 No.8482107 >>8476615 Meme confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:02:47 2016 No.8482121 >>8482098 >>8482104 My novel will be bigger

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:04:01 2016 No.8482124 Isn't this that book that's supposed to be the German Finnegan's Wake?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:08:14 2016 No.8482133 >>8481602 WHEN A GIRL CAN BE RICKLED BY A STRAW

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:10:38 2016 No.8482140 File: 53 KB, 324x450, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best new meme

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 04:54:14 2016 No.8482317 File: 244 KB, 900x1200, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ......

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:01:19 2016 No.8482520 Anything else by Schmidt worth reading in the meantime?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:04:24 2016 No.8482522 File: 381 KB, 1024x692, 5782226714_c458b78a6a_b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8474832 MUH DIK

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:06:30 2016 No.8482525 File: 130 KB, 490x350, joyce490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8481586 >the sun has flame farts wew lad, I can smell the Joycian influence from here

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:33:13 2016 No.8482563 File: 183 KB, 1079x1309, 20160907_133149.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This better be fucking worth it. If anything, I can justify it as an investment for future generations.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:34:43 2016 No.8482567 >>8482317 >Penguin edition >translations lmfao

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 08:55:30 2016 No.8482596 >>8482520 His short stories are great and often hilarious. Dalkey also publishes them. I'm thinking of buying that collected early fiction comp by Dalkey while I get ready to snuggle in with this bad boy for the winter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:09:59 2016 No.8483272 >>8481670 damn that looks great. I know it sounds 2edgy but I like the idea of having nudity so on display at home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:14:57 2016 No.8483295 >>8482522 came into this thread for this picture, what's it from also what the fuck is Bottom Boys?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 14:52:18 2016 No.8483404 >book has been delivered >stuck wagekekking in the office for another 3 hours reeee

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 15:03:25 2016 No.8483437 File: 37 KB, 350x358, I don't know.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw there are people who actually enjoy this trash

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:34:08 2016 No.8483763 >>8483437 found the brainlet

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:42:33 2016 No.8483794 >tfw my pre-order isn't shipping before the 23rd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:46:40 2016 No.8483804 >>8476944 Fire up the memes, boys!

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 16:59:36 2016 No.8483836

>>8483295

It's my authorized biography desu. They call me the "Bottom's Dream" because I'm so well endowed.

Arno had to edit the book quite a lot to fit all my exploits into ~1400 pages. I wanted elephant folio but the publisher dragged their feet and caviled and eventually I just had to settle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:11:24 2016 No.8483884 What a hack

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:21:25 2016 No.8483927 Just pre ordered, there's a group on Goodreads also waiting for this book. Everyone should join so that we can talk about it when we start reading it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:29:29 2016 No.8484132 >>8483927 link just got mine holy shit its massive its not gonna fit on my bookshelf reeeee

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:34:15 2016 No.8484143

>>8484132
https://www.goodreads.com/group/show/181366-bottom-s-dream

I don't believe it will be an organized group reading like infinite winter or something of that sort. More of an informal flooding of musings from individuals as they go and discussion on those musings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:38:30 2016 No.8484159 >>8477059 yeah m8 just learn the language, should take you 15 minutes at the most

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