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844728 No.844728 [Reply] [Original]

It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

>> No.844737

Tom Waits didnt say that because he's not a faggot, David Bowie didn't even say that despite being part faggot.

>> No.844746

James Joyce wasn't good at novels, but he was worse at love letters.

>> No.844750

>James Joyce wasn't good at novels
u mad cos ur dumb?

>> No.844754

>david_bowie.jpg

hahahahaha

>> No.844760

>Implying that's David Bowie.
>Implying i'm Iggy Pop.

>> No.844768
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844768

>Implying he's not a doctor.

>> No.844770

SO MUCH TROLLING.

>> No.844782
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844782

Why is it that every time a James Joyce thread starts, it ends up in a trollfest?

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844789

One way that /lit/ changed my life:

I cannot longer see this girl without imagining her being sodomized by James Joyce.

>> No.844793

>>844782
There was actually a Joyce thread the day /lit/ was created that was actually pretty good and intelligent. Now all the smart people are gone (I'm not smart and neither are you)

>> No.844801

>>844789
Why would you imagine him fucking Stephenie Meyer..?

>> No.844803

>implying James Joyce will rape you in your sleep

Oh /lit/ you're so sil- OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN

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844811

>>844793
Wut?

>> No.844815
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844815

>>844801
Since we're all morons, it's worth reposting this.

>> No.844823
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844823

I've always wondered...

Am I the only one who thinks "Nora Barnacle" is a name ripped from a Spongebob character?

>> No.844825

>>844823
You are now imagining James Joyce raping a blowfish

>> No.844833
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844833

>>844825
Ok, I googled "barncle" and...

James Joyce, you're in for a surprise!

>> No.844842

This thread just went full retard

>> No.844845
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844845

"big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties"
(animooted)

>> No.844851

i hope he meant queef..... cuz if not that's fuckin disgusting

like tubgirl status

>> No.844858

TOM MOTHERFUCKING WAITS

WOOOOOOOO

>> No.844883
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844883

Every person in the world should know the sound and scent of their girl's farts and queefs. If you do not like them, you do not love her.

>> No.844947

Tom Waits should not be associated with this thread in any way. Fuck you OP.

>> No.846261

>>844746
>James Joyce was great at novels, but he was even better at love letters.

FTFY.

>> No.846266

>>844789
>I cannot longer see this girl without imagining her being sodomized by James Joyce.

So what's the problem?

>> No.846274

>>844883

I've always wonder about the SAUCE of this meme. Anyone know it?

>> No.846280

That movie is so cool.

>> No.846285

>>844815
what does that have to do with stephanie meyer

>> No.846299

>>844789

We really should visit Kate Beaton at a convention, all dressed up as Joyce. With the hat, the glasses, the stache...I have these things already. I even have a nice suit, and a cane.

There was an Anon here who said he would fuck all the farts out of Kate's arse. I wonder if he did so yet.