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YYAAAAAAAAAAAWN
*lips smacking sound*
What a jolly good morning for a NEET! I wonder what I'll do first today, betwwen finishing my dawn-of-the-next-century baroque novella or rewrite Finnegans Wake in a more obscure fashion, maybe even translate a play from the Middle age.

Huh? What's that? Who's there? OH! It's only you, wagieslavie! I almost hadn't notice you, you're so easy to miss though. What are you doing here during plain day light hours? Shouldn't you be in mr Shekelstein's office sorting trivial documents and wishing you had more than two days break? Oh and, by the way, thanks a lot for basically funding my lifestyle, I really appreciate it. How's that very mediocre and common short story you're writing? Not happening? And that thing about reading the grecs? That too? Uuuuh, that's a real bummer.

Oh well wagieslavie, I won't keep you too long, have a fine day!

>> No.8400828

>implying you do anything other than shitpost and jerk off to anime

>> No.8400841

>>8400828
I sell my vintage arlequin collectible books online for about 100$-200$ online, not only that but I only consume the best and top notch of litterature, notably the Bronte sisters and Vilier de l'Isle Adam. I also write books for a living and am pretty succesful with my poetry branch.

>> No.8401263

>>8400805
~ slack tight, frogger ~

Is the NEET the hermite of our century?

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8401272

>>8400841
>best and top notch of litterature,
>Bronte sisters

>> No.8401426

>>8401272
Not only that, but I just purchased their entire body of work, making me a top tier litterature critic with a valuable opinion. Rest easy, wagie, being cultivated is a pretty hard life, you weren't meant for that.