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Do birds have stories to tell? There's a bird that made a nest outside my window. I've read to it a few times but I don't think it can understand me through the glass. It does look at me when I tap on the glass so I guess it knows I'm there. Do you think birds would like to write also?

>> No.8395301

>>8395294
no, but mein fieltski are masters at prose

>> No.8395350

There is no bird. You must understand

>> No.8395968

the bird narrative:

EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT
KILL YOUR SIBLINGS
EAT EAT EAT
FIGHT FOR TERRITORY
EAT EAT EAT
FIGHT FOR A MATE
FUCK FUCK
DEFEND THE NEST
EAT EAT
DIE

>> No.8395972

>>8395968
Bird here, fuck you that's not all we do

>> No.8395992

>>8395294
You're too dumb/adorable for this place. Get out while you can, with your purity intact

>> No.8396001

I can't begin to tell you how horrified I am by this rampant sexism. Birds are perfectly capable of understanding and writing. Bloody hell OP, they're not a different species, they just have some different genital organs.

>> No.8396004

http://the-toast.net/2014/10/01/dirtbag-hans-christian-andersen-2/

Don't worry, birds can be your friends, especially corvids.

>> No.8396007

>>8396001

10/10

>> No.8396014
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8396014

We just don't know.

>> No.8396184

The Conference of the Birds is a very important story

>> No.8396213
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8396213

>>8395294
OP, ignore all those plebs! They don't even know about the language of the birds.
Honestly /lit/ was a more cultured place.

>/lit/ has no knowledge of mythology and medieval history.

>> No.8396232

>>8396213
please pleb you haven't even tasted dragon's blood let alone your sister

>> No.8396395

>>8395972
>"Not all birds.."

>> No.8396402

Birds Are Not That Important
A
N
T
I

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8396575

>>8396232

>> No.8398270

>>8396402
B---A---V---I
A---A---V---I
V---V---V---I
I----I----I----I

>> No.8399436

>>8398270
Very

>> No.8399751

>>8395972
that's EXACTLY WHAT YOU DO.

the only step i'd add would be "get caught by humans, eaten"