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>he doesn't read books from finish to start

>> No.8368341
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>read sparknotes for all the 'classic' literature
>use the time I saved up to read actually enjoyable genre fiction

>> No.8368342

>>8368327
>You're afraid to be holier-than-thou because you have acrophobia and those heights are scary.

>> No.8368596

I usually read the last page first

>> No.8368603

>he assumes everyone here is male

Makes sense considering the frog posting.

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8368609

introduction/foreword is pointless, don't expect me to read that shit

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>save up enough good boy points to go to the library
>library has no books about tendies

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>>8368603
>girls don't like frogs

>> No.8368736

>he doesn't read a series out of order

>> No.8368757

>>8368712
There's no amount of kissing that can turn you frogs into princes. You're just the poisonous type.

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>>8368341
>sparknote "the classics"
>read zany pomo romps in the time i save
>take classes in "the classics"
>be most engaged student w/o wasting my time reading the texts

not even memeing. i enjoy the discussion of literature but who wants to waste their time reading Dickens' or Dostoyevsky's dry rambling asses when there's punny picaresque postmodernism to peruse???

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>>8368757
I girl can't change me... but the gym can

>> No.8368879

>>8368757
What if I'm looking for a frog princess?

>> No.8368962

>>8368804
/fit/ pls go

your barbaric ways are not welcome in this bastion of intellect

>> No.8369835 [DELETED] 

Do people not bother finishing books but still have what they consider to be professional opinions?

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>>8368603
>implying only men can be frogposters

>> No.8372080

Sometimes I read the first and last word of the book to see if they link up together.

>> No.8372624

>>8368710
It's like you haven't even read the metamorphosis

>> No.8372766

>>8368962
Civilize the mind and make savage the body.

>> No.8373459

>>8368327
I'm sleep deprived. Had to read that sentence twice to find a flaw.

>> No.8373470

>>8368962
Being both /fit/ and /lit/ means becoming the best you possibly can be. Your body is the only possession you will have from your first breath to the last, so you should take care of it and maximize its potential.

>> No.8373590

>>8368776
peak /lit/