/lit/ - Literature

erotic fan fiction novellas count

>>8363618

4chan itself counts as a book (it's all text, so what's the difference?)

>>8363628
Some boards are better than others.

Who reddit here?

I don't even know how to read.

>>8363670
Neither do I.

>>8363670
>>8363690

Same here, I wish I had paid attention in school.

>>8363694
>school
>learning

School is for smoking in bathrooms and picking on the kid who's parents just divorced

>>8363736
Why did you guys do that to me?

>>8363618
I read half of Brothers Karamazov.

>>8363741
You didn't stop us when we raped you
We all thought you were a big faggot

>>8363741
cuz you stink lmao

>>8363741
When mommy saw that you were the best she could get with daddy she immediately started searching for a better mate

>>8363741
Because my parents divorced 6 years before I started bullying you and I unleashed 6 years of autistic repressed hate on you

>>8363746
>tfw my dad did that with my mom
>tfw my family was torn because my dad got bored and never put effort into fixing a problem

>>8363618
>Pure ideology

I do but a lot of them are trash

>>8363754
Men are scum.

I only read textbooks and wikipedia. But I guess that counts right?

I mean, what's the point of reading fiction when movies exist?

>>8363798
My brother takes after him. He'sthe father of 3 kids to 3 different women. Never sees them or cares

feeling something like jermaine dupris

>>8363804
You must be the upstanding moral man of the family, Anon. It is your duty now.

>>8363804
>>8363798
He's a hero
Only a true man burns the roasties
Be proud son

>>8363618

I read close to 50 books last year

Finished Ulysses at the start of 2016 though and it kind of killed my desire to read. Read maybe 10 afterwards

>>8363896

>50 books
>a book every week

Sorry, but you're an English major, right? I'm not and I can't picture anyone who isn't having the time to read that many novels.

>>8363913
Perhaps it's like 50% paperback dime novels?

>>8363913

They were fairly short, most not longer than 300 pages. And I was also NEET for most of the year, so that's why.

But I do start on an English major in a couple weeks, so :^)

>>8363913
>having the time to read that many novels.

You underestimate how much time you actually have during a week to read for if you aren't masturbating/shitposting on 4chan/eating.

>>8363618
You are empirically wronk.

I read whenever I'm not busy buying cheap Chinese superhero keychains on Ebay.

Niggers tongue my anus.

The amount I read is inversely proportional to the amount of time I spend here.

>>8364575
That shit is tacky but that BPRD keychain is lit

>>8363618
alright, so I guess I'm out then. How do I delete this post?