/lit/ - Literature

once you pop you just can't stop

>>8325380
Oh dear god... what has humanity done.

>>8325409
>hating on based Chuck Tingle

>>8325697

>>8325358
It's lit

>>8325716
lol

>>8325396

>>8325751
i think she's funny desu
her historical comics moreso though

>>8325767
Why the hell does Dianetics have a volcano on the cover?

>>8325767
>>8325716
I'm seeing a lot of these images circulating and I've never read Harry Potter. Is this how you actually read it? Seems like a lot of work just to read a children's series...

>>8325775
kek

>>8325765
She used to be funny, now she's a SJW hack. This is her latest comic. It's a sad waste of talent.

>>8325775
Poe's Law in action

>>8325785
i thought she was working on a book or something which is why she hasn't been putting much out lately

>>8325785
Time to kill myself.

>>8325795
That "Of course" always gets me.

>>8325380
>4200 words

That's 17 pages

>>8326065

>>8326181
It's free

>>8326195
Ooooooooohhhhh, nice

Is it good

>>8325773
xenu dropped a nuclear bomb into a volcano to blow up some alien people releasing their thetan souls which cling onto us and keep us from seeing the truth so you have to pay to get 'audited' aka subjected to minor electric shocks in order to receive higher and higher levels of "clear".

>>8325380

Now he just needs to do Pounded by Pound, featuring Ezra Pound. It could be written in free verse.

/lit/ humor more like shit humor lmao

from an embarrassing secret/fav book thread

>>8325697
greatest of all time right here.

>>8325380
the titles just keep getting better, holy shit.

>>8325678
I have no desire to actually read gay erotic fiction but the sense of postirony is top notch

>>8325735
I'm reading that book right now, but I don't get the pic?

>>8325785
That's cute though

>>8326110
Golden

>>8326200
Yeah im the category of post-ironic gay porn novels it's most definitely one of the best. Go download it!

>>8326526
I'm a fruit, would this book get my schlong excited or is it just a meme

>>8326552
Is there even any good homo lit to get off to?

>>8326427
devilish.

>>8326563
Tbh a lot of gay erotica seems to be written for girls rather than for boys, which means that sometimes it will tickle your pickle, but most of the time you'll just be bored. Sometimes a really good detailed description of a hot scenario will really get me going.

>>8326181
>420
haha

>>8325716
>just The Republic before Aristotle's categories
kek

>>8326579
post recs

>>8325785
Seems to be the same style as always

typical pol retard being mad I guess

>>8326191
>the anon was an angry chinaman
wewladdie

>>8325767

My sides.

>>8325358
wow Anon, I'm kind of flattered that you created a whole thread with whatever it was I had to say yesterday. No one seemed to find this as funny as you though, since you got no replies for this particular one. Anyway, I hope your book covers get all worn out :)

>>8325716
>x-files before Harry Potter

>>8326427
what a madman

>>8325785
I really like that one desu

>>8325358
Nah it's true tho. Especially the philosophy ones. I put a copy of Twilight of the Idols from Wordsworth in my bad and the back of my copy of crime and punishmment got blue on it

>>8326946
That gave me a feel.

>>8326944
I don't get it

>>8327027
Real intellectuals, like said negro, are reading truly intellectual books, not Plato.

>>8326602

how do you not just kill yourself in a moment of clarity one morning when you realize how shitty your stupid life and beliefs are

>>8325463
Did he really ever say this? Nothing has made me want to read DFW before, but this piqued my interest

>>8325686
Fuck me.

>>8327071
wtf I hate Trump now

>>8326191
We live in a time of highly-charged political tension, and there is lots of politics in literature to discuss. The way things are going, pretty soon /pol/ and /b/ will just be the whole site, because every time politics is brought up there's always someone telling you to go back to /pol/.

You're going to encounter political ideas on /lit/ that don't align with yours. Get over it.

>>8327347
>Remember if you don't take literal shitpost rage-masturbation fuel as serious political discourse you're just as bad

>>8327368
I miss the time when snark was beaten out of children early on.

>>8326181
That's like, six pages unless you're some chump who double spaces for your undergraduate english classes.

>>8327368
What? The image was being used in response to a joke. There is no way that wall of text could be mistaken for anything other than a joke.

>>8327057
>>8327027
he's refering to socrates' self-effacing maxim you plebs

>>8326946

this is absolutely brilliant

>>8327379
>implying that didn't make it worse
wew lad nice 19th century poisonous pedagogy you got there

>>8326600
if you really think that's the new style then you don't really know the old style
the old style was focused on familiarity with a variety of topics, mostly historical ones, producing comedy that way
now it's just labouring identity politics i.e. find a black person or woman from history and go HUH?

>>8326946
golden.

>>8327461
but only about 2 of the last 10-15ish have been purely about women

>>8327458
Leftists make really embarrassing memes

The formula is just "innocuous pop culture reference + edgy and retweetable talking point = hilarious"

I'd compare the humor to that of early internet Flash animations or Family Guy

>>8327509
ok sorry
do you like this meme?

>>8325791
Maybe in your case, yeah.

>>8325718
>the Sherlock to his Holmes

this legitimately upsets me

>>8327254
It's a parodied take on his "This is Water" address to Kenyon College

>getting triggered because someone misspelled the name of your favorite philosopher

>>8327509
It's because there's no self-deprecating edge to it, or it just subtly takes itself too seriously. The end result is that the creator doesn't think he needs an actual joke to carry the thing. It's like you said, just a flat reference + the ideological content.

/pol/ does a meme like Hitler in a car saying
>Get in, loser. We're invading Poland.
which is kinda funny. The joke is simple, juxtaposition of super serious ideological stuff with "acting like a random dude." Not complicated, but it works.

But leftists and Tumblr do the meme equivalent of just a picture of Hitler with the text
>Hey bae I heard you wanted to gas Jews

There's no joke. It's just Hitler + pop culture.

The problem is chick shit. Leftists really have to purge the chick element from their collective unconscious. The feminine mind has left a subtle imprinted itself on their movement. Women don't understand humor or the (mild) edginess necessary for comedy. They think just their feelings + "am I right ladies??" is a joke. That's why all woman humor is
>MEN. AM I RIGHT LADIES???? *applause*
Same exact problem as the Hitler thing: it's just "we agree on this don't we? :))))" It's a communal hivemind thing, not an actual joke.

The left has been feminized.

>>8325795
>relax, he is being ironic

>>8327458
This is kind of funny but the problem is that it's too serious again. Instead of it being a reference to the Recess episode where Bob makes them build the pyramid, like cleverly twisting one of its plot points to be a proletariat uprising or something, it's just
>Hehe >:) Gonna get u, bourgeoisie. Be expecting us >;) We never forgive.. never forget >:D... Hehehe we're so cool am I right ladies??

What makes /pol/ funny and popular is that everyone takes their serious beliefs ("I hate immigrants," "I think Jews control high finance and manipulate my country with it," "Western civilisation has been taken over by pussies") and comprehensively, without exception, opens it up to horseplay. They spam WE CRUSADE NOW whenever some brown dude hassles a white shopkeeper. It's subtly self-aware.

>>8326932
Love this. Thanks for posting.

>>8325785
Shouldn't it be archaeological

>>8326944
>>8327027
>>8327057
There are three ways to read the response:

1. Stop being modest, you're reading Plato, so you clearly are an intellectual :)

2. Lol yeah you're reading Plato because you're an entry-level pleb.

3. You are as of yet unintellectual, though that is the reason for reading Plato: to become enlightened.

There's no way of knowing with the information given which of the three meanings was intended.

>>8327523
Not him but it's a bit funnier only because of the fact that the caption is lifted from the reaction image itself, which is startling to the reader and produces humor. The caption itself is not funny.

>>8327503
I didn't say only women, I said identity politics like women or blacks
399 is muh women
398 is muh women and muh blacks
397 not necessarily, but this same strip has served that purpose before many times
396 is muh gays
395 is muh women
394 this one is just a stupid remark
393 this one is probably her best strip and doesn't work for any sjw shit in this case
392 just a bad illustration
391 goreys again, this time with a bit of muh women
390 shit remark, in the description: "I've been reading this book of manners and enjoying it very much! It is actually pretty progressive for its time. " this is the only thing she cares about
389 muh natives and a bit of muh women
388 muh women xdd hahah (this is one of her stupid jokes, women riding bikes with pants it supposed to be "awsumxd" and progressive)
387 muh women
386 some muh women
385 muh women again, "gaslighting" is a favorite feminist meme
384 muh women and muh feminism
etc. etc. this was fun but now I'm bored

>>8327547
I think you need to go outside more

>>8327547
you are right

>>8327624

>>8325692
I liked this thread but who's the one who always makes these retarded ass collages of selected posts with reaction faces?

>>8326946
fucking perfect.

>>8326932
This is great.

>>8325767
>A good rule of thumb is to spend 10+ hours reading commentary and criticism per 1 hour of reading primary source material.
:^)

Remember this shit?

>>8326065
>having this much of a persecution complex
Just do whatever, man.

>>8326401
When I first read this I misread Xenu as Xeno and I was scratching my head why Xeno would do such a thing and where he got an nuclear bomb in the first place.

>>8327379
You were never alive in such times.

>>8326563
Yeah, your dad's autobiography

>>8327382
You need to do more research before you say shit

>>8327573

>>8327602
Boy, you're dim.

>>8327547
I will screencap your dumbass post cos it's good and you are correct and it easily sums up a lot of people's instincts on the phenomena you explain.

>>8327565
Deep.

>/lit/'s humor

>>8325767
>last line
lost it

>>8327585
No.

>>8326944
Full

>>8325716
>the categories
The metaphysics and the poetics both seem more relevant here

>>8327547
hey, what you said, it's true

I don't know what to feel

>>8327676

>>8327547
But the second joke can also be considered to be juxtaposing "serious" things (gassing Jews) with "acting like a random dude" (Using words like bae). And the brand of comedy you go on to describe is exclusive to neither women nor liberals.

The trends you claim to see don't exist - you have invented them in order to serve your preconceptions.

>>8327547
>The joke is simple, juxtaposition of super serious ideological stuff with "acting like a random dude."
It's a reference to Mean Girls you fucking neanderthal

>>8326932

Never seen this before. Great job to whoever made it. It's hilarious.

>>8325776
I like this.

As a side note, do the captchas that use the disappearing pictures EVER work for you guys?

>>8327071
how sassy. Get em, gurl

>>8326110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIza6bnfXP4

>>8326946
oh God IT'S SPREADING

DFW

>>8325795
I don't get the Nietzsche post tbqh

>>8327547
Your examples are shit but you're right

>>8328013
more /mu/ related, this is a reference to blood and thunder by mastodon from their album leviathan (which is kind of about moby dick)

>>8330285
lol

>>8330285
How would you find a torch if the room is dark? Isn't it easier to find the cat?

>>8327547
i herd u liek mudkipz

>>8330285
xD

>>8328003
p sure this doesn't make sense mathematically.

>>8325380
Serious question but are his books free? Reading a plot summary and not just finding the title alone hilarious makes me wanna read em

>>8325751
Are you hating on Fathers and Sons?

>>8327547
But this very same thing you are criticizing is happening on /pol/ aswell, stop cherry picking.

The reason you don't really see any "self-aware" leftist comedy on 4chan is because there isn't really a leftist community here that was able to react to itself over and over again to the point of getting self-aware. /pol/ does provide such a community for the right on 4chan. Look at the humor of /new/ or the racist side of ancient /b/, they weren't self-aware at all. They did just the thing you are criticizing about "the left" now. But once /pol/ was amde (and established as here to stay), a community arose that could bounce off of itself.
Creat a board where lefties can have their fun and discussion and they will over time develop a similar sense of humour, because, as you can see when being on multiple boards for a while, all boards generally start to mock themselves at one point, in some cases to the point of self-hatred (/v/ for example), when the userbase becomes increasingly self-aware of the board's culture. Once someone achieves self-awareness, his attitude will shift into a ironic flavour of cynicism.
The reason you likely don't see this stuff on places like tumblr is because (the politically "active" side of) tumblr is mostly made up of literal (as in, literal) teenagers looking for a hugbox for their idealism. Should they become more jaded and lose their idealism (which teenagers today apparently tend to do as they grow well into their tenties), they will either stop enjoying tumblr and leave that place, or transform it in a similar fashion as the process of becoming self-aware that I described above.

What you said about humour in general, by the way, is absolutely true. Your application of that knowledge just was a bit misguided.

>>8330524
He is mocking the artist of the webcomic, try to follow a simple conversation.

>>8325686
>this is both true and an example of what it describes
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>8325785
I found it mildly funny. Pic related's a nice read BTW.

:^)

>>8330558
The dinosaur feud was probably my favourite historic periods in my youth. Now I don't think I remember a lot of it, only that there were two main guys, one of them discovering many rather popular dinosaurs today, like the Triceratops, but I was still rooting for the other guy who was less succesful and arguably the loser of the feud, but he discovered more sauropodes, which was always my favourite kind of dinosaur.

>>8330567
Woah man, you were a child during the dinosaur feud? Must have been a great childhood.

>>8327609
>2016
>getting triggered
reeducation camp it is: >>>/s4s/

>>8326946
Reminds me of this

>>8329813
>you have invented them in order to serve your preconceptions
>implying this means they're not true
I'm sorry, what year is it? Did I accidentally time travel again?

>>8330578
Can someone explain /s4s/ to me? It just seems like another /b/? Why did moot create it?

>>8330584
As a joke. And maybe as a failed attempt to recreate early /b/ (which was actually random in the true sense of the word and not just an eternal flow of porn dump with some "lol nigger" humour).

I am still not sure wether he succeeded or wether we ended up with a Bed of Chaos.

>>8325751
I love Beaton but this is devastating.

She will never recover.

>>8330597
>which was actually random in the true sense
I remember

Oh man, do you remember when r9k was just about anything too? And not /misogyny and frog posting general/? Then it was like early /b/ for a while, we discussed all and everything, usually self-betterment and learning was the theme. Such a contrast to today.

>>8330607
I actually haven't been on 4chan long enough to remember that. Haven't been on /r9k/ in my early days. /b/ was horrible and predictable for as long as I remember.

>>8330584
Apart from what >>8330597 said the name's a reference to /r/shitredditsays or srs for short, in case you're a pure vestal untouched by reddit.

>>8330550

nice

>>8330631
>/r/shitredditsays
And what is this?

>>8330639
>>>/google/

>>8330639
Overheard at... but for a cubicle monkey internet forum.

>>8330143
No. Just refresh them.

>>8330610
I have a friend whose library looks just like this. Simply replace the sword with a katana and the gun with Japanese dolls.

>>8330285
cringe

>>8330143
Yes.

>>8330285

>>8330285
Why do STEMlords feel so threatened by philosophy?

>>8326563
Really? No one?

MY DIARY DESU

>>8326121
fake and gay

>>8330567
>the dinosaur feud
it was the bone wars you pleb

>>8330749
Not in my native language, you buffoon.

>>8330639
Radical liberal subreddit that exists in opposition to the milquetoast edgy "brogressivism" tendency of the Reddit mainstream. It's mostly frustrated young women, with significant crossover from the archetypically conscious parts of Tumblr.

>>8330752
>Wittgenstein
>analytic
Eeeeeh, I guess.

>>8330607
>implying the golden age of /r9k/ wasn't when it was full of those bizarre poo poo pee pee comics

>>8330754
what was it then

>>8330755
Just overlooking it now. I sort of agree with most of them, it's not so much crusading for any cause but calling people (men) out for hypocrisy it seems.

>>8330763
Hu, weird, I was pretty sure I grew up with the name "Dinosaurier Fehde", because that's what it was addressed at in the books I read back then. But now I can't find any source for that on google. I must admit defeat, because apparently even in Germany it is generally called the Bone Wars.

>>8325751
this is literally what all of /lit/ is like though

>>8330781
please no, corn father

>>8330466
Should be ln (cabin) +c, but otherwise it's correct

>>8330639
legbeard heaven with conspiracy theories about Reddit

>>8326944
Black people don't really use snide/underhanded humour that often, I think Anon is just a sperg

>>8326121
>"and this one's about a pedophile"
quality stuff

>>8330639
>>8330755
>>8330789
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitRedditSays/comments/13ufh3/effort_what_makes_gina_a_good_girl/

wtf I hate men now
no really, I do

>>8330755
Downvoted for shit use of milquetoast. kys faggot

Can we make this thread back into a /lit/ humor htread?

>>8330800
It's still a fun greentext.

>>8326121
omg, my sides. I can't even
>"oh my god", she mutters
>"God's dead, honey"

>>8328003
is this from Mumbo Jumbo or something?

>>8330752
Who are the dudes on the bottom of Lord Russell and Witty

>>8326121
>"God's dead, honey"

>>8330168
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIza6bnfXP4
>episode 4
What the fucking hell. My poor stomach.

>>8330285
Science is turning the dark room into a bright room
it's the most practical solution to the problem of finding the cat, but it ruins the fun of the conundrum

>>8330828
It is a practical solution for a practical problem. Philosophy is more like asking what the dark room is and why we should look for a cat inside it.

>>8327385
it's a bad joke. it's not really /lit/ humor anyway obviously. it's /b/ tier and awful

>>8330802
SRS can be obnoxious, but every so often like legitimately biting cultural critique comes out of there.

>>8330879
Why are modern men so entitled?

>>8330786
are you retarded, what are differences in notation
you must be in underage if you think spamming brackets is a good thing

>>8327547
>The joke is simple, juxtaposition of super serious ideological stuff with "acting like a random dude." Not complicated, but it works.
So your argument is "it's the same form but when it's in line with my politics it just works"?

You're just getting annoyed at people having different opinions and that's stopping you from laughing. Shame.

>>8329410
Classicists can't help but make these sorts of jokes when the opportunity arises.

>>8330786
log can mean ln, it's pure convention what base log is in so it's perfectly acceptable. And it's such an old mathematical joke there's no point in crying about it anyway.

>>8330759
Wittgenstein doesn't get to choose which team he's on.

>>8330835
Ok but the problem of finding the cat can just be seen as a metaphor for an appropriate problem, e.g. "what is the meaning of life" etc. etc. for philospohy, and we can ignore the possiblity of a practical solution not achieved through philosphical discourse

>>8330786
Log base e is implied. You don't need to always write ln if it's obvious.

>>8330881
Men have been entitled since the agricultural revolution

>>8330819
from left: Frege, Kripke, and Carnap

>>8328005
that was a great thread

>>8330879
Complaining about misogynist and racist advice animals isn't biting cultural critique, it's toothless and shallow progressivism you can see on CNN i.e. the status quo. The only thing SRS offers that other echochambers don't is a deeper familiarity with reddit trends.

>>8330304
The action of catching a cat, even in a bright room, is tough itself, being that cats do not like being caught. Finding a torch in a dark room would then be easier, given that torches don't move, and if you systematically search the room, you are bound to find it sooner or later.

>>8330781
please no, corn father

>>8327689
we deleguate to o/v/erseas

I just want you all to know that I am new to this board and this is the first thread I've been in and it's really nice.

<3

>>8330781
please no, corn father

>>8329313
i love these so much

>>8330781
please no, corn father

>>8330580
Hate to be that guy, but this is some mind break doujin, right? Google image search doesn't really help. Anyone can throw me a bone here?

>>8330143
Sometimes but they're a fucking pain.

>>8325785
but that comic is cute and funny and based on a person of historical significance. Seems like standard Kate Beaton fare.

>>8331292
Emergence by Shindol

I have two big exams coming up I should be studying to RIGHT NOW so... I'll dump a little.

>>8331494
i wish her videos were still up so i could hear if she really sounded like her hymen was still intact

>>8331529
how does that sound?

>>8331486
if you ever feel bad about your own writing, remember that Dante is significantly better than you will ever be in spite of the fact that his writing violates many of your arbitrary and probably meaningless rules

>>8330285
>>8330777

so true that they're not funny

>>8331536
probably how most of the girls sounded when you went to school

>>8331526
We need to have another one of those threads

>>8331550
I'm a girl and a virgin
Men can't actually tell, can they?

>>8331573
this is a cute post

>>8331573
I'd rape you

>>8331573
yes
no

>>8329410
Holy roasted

>>8331575
Seriously though?

>>8327509
you have autism anon.

>>8331573
if they can, it can only be to your benefit in the eyes of any man worth considering

>>8331694
>it can only be to your benefit
I've had a man dump me because of it. I would get too attached he said, he didn't want the hassle and the emotional bond. And he didn't want to consider me for a relationship because me being unexperienced means I have many lessons yet to learn, and he felt too old and experienced to teach me. And he really was a nice man, /lit/ would approve of him.

>>8331573
>>8331622
>>8331711
Record yourself saying something on Vocoroo (http://vocaroo.com/)) and post the result. Also, please be in London.

>>8327557
I wanna go crusading now

>>8331713
No way, too creepy and my English accent is terrible.

>>8331718
Do it. Say something sexy like "Pump my cunt full of your patrician sperm, anon"

>>8331725
Anon pls, too lewd. Mom is in the next room.

>>8330781
this isn't /b/

>>8331486
>implying pilgrim constitutes self-insert
>implying dante himself isn't part of the canon of heaven and hell anyway
>implying the divine comedy is fiction
>implying beatrice isn't just a totally generic figure
>implying dante punished his enemies out of pettiness and not because they comitted legitimate crimes
>implying that this somehow legitimizes your own shitty fanfics
W O W
O W O
W O W

>>8331752
I didn't post that with the intent of making anyone reply to it with 'please no cornfather' or anything else. If you willingly follow the orders of a poorly made jpeg, that's on you, not me.

>>8331167
kek

>>8330580
Why does ShindoL like suffering so much?

>>8331725
Please record a roleplay how you're so proud on me for finishing such a hard and difficult book (Infinite Jest) and how you want my patrician cock to enter you and pump you full with my patrician seed. Also I would appreciate it if you would drop little references to Hamlet and call me Hal.

>>8331777
>The Divine Comedy is not fiction
What do you mean?

>>8331536
It's a meme.

>>8330781
please no, corn father

>>8331849
not him but Dante was sentenced to exile in his life and wandered without purpose, maybe The Divine Comedy was him drifting through life until he could go back to his normal life. it's basically self insert

>>8330781
>please no, corn father

>>8327565
I hate this image

>>8331844
As in, Prince Hal?

>>8331932
Yes, as in "Wow Half, yoyr brother is very ugly but wanna threesome anyway? To be or not to be, right?(1)

(1)The use of annotations would be very appreciated"

>>8331713
>>8331725
>>8331844
Get a load of this twat. Please, your embarrassing yourself.

>>8331948
>your embarrassing yourself

>>8331984
Good thing my editor catches shit like that before I'm published.

>>8327565
DELETE THIS

>>8330879
lmao

>>8331151
>>>/r/eddit

>>8331486
too much tv tropes, too little brain: the post

>>8327534
Poe's law in action.

>>8332001
top kek great comeback dude

The funniest thing I have ever seen on /lit/ was the post about the blind anon dictating his posts to his younger sibling. anyone got some screen shots?

>>8332538
I sometimes try to work out if that guys still posts by looking for suspiciously outdated meme pics.

>>8332538
The main one is earlier up in this thread.

>>8332587
I don't find it, been looking through all images

>>8332599
Oh wait, you're right, from the thumbnail I thought this >>8325711 was the fregg one that most people know so I didn't bother opening it. Funny how that works.

>>8330781
please no, corn father

>>8332286
Maybe in your case, yeah.

>>8332538
>open up 'sad meme frogs'

All jokes aside, it's still more aesthetically pleasing than the current paperback cover for Blood Meridian.

>>8325785
>It's SJW because it features a woman!

>>8331474
This is easy though

>>8332791
I don't agree with that anon, but you're being disingenuous

>>8331573
It's usually not obvious with girls, but virgins over age 17 tend to be shy, lonely, or sheltered

So sometimes it's not a surprise

>>8330952
No, it's a shame that you completely misrepresented his post.

>>8330547
Completely stupid post. Why write so much if your prose is so poor and tedious? I'll never know if I agree with you, I can't torture myself by wading through your shit.

>>8330781
please no, corn father

>>8332875
>Completely stupid post.
You are confusing form with content here, anon. This is not poesy, this is a conversation.

English ain't my native language, so maybe therefrom derives your excuse to completely dodge the argument while hiding your fear that I might be attacking you (I don't.).

Polite sage for not /lit/ humour.

>>8331711
>I've had a man dump me because of [my virginity]
you had us going until this. Some men don't care about it, but the vast majority prefer to court/marry a virgin(before you respond to this, the world isn't just the west, senpai)

>>8332926
That's a remarkably twainian attitude to probability anon.

>>8332926
Well, but I do live in the west. And he did dump me because of it.

>>8332892
HE'S MELTING DOWN

TAKE COVER

>>8332942
MEMES

>>8327609
This is a good post. Suffice to say, Kate Beaton lost her way.

>>8332926

Where do you even find a virgin outside of a middle school? Most guys don't have much of a choice. Personally, If a girl told me she was a virgin, it would be a huge red flag. My first guess would be Christianity, and my second guess would be that she was crazy or had some sort of weird issue. Aside from that, the idea of "teaching her the art of lovemaking" has no appeal for me. I want her to have had diverse experiences already if you know what I mean. "You want to put it WHERE? Gross!" No thanks.

>the world isn't just the west

Irrelevant to her situation if she is herself a Westerner.

>>8327573
I thought this was fake until I saw the author.

>>8332926
Really? That's the bit that tipped you off? Not the "too much to teach" bit? I can see not wanting to date a virgin because you don't want to wait for marriage to have sex but the whole "I don't have time for lessons" is hilariously fifty shades of grey tier.

>>8330558
I disagree with you about the comic but the book looks interesting. Thanks for the rec.

>>8330567
I rooted for the guy with the beard.

>>8332984
Girlfriend of my roommate was a virgin, but it was just because she was a dork. Girls can be dorks just as men can.

Funnily enough, she kissed me one evening when he was not there, and it took me until after undressing her that I asked her if she really wanted this. She then told me, when I had a finger inside her, that she hadn't actually done it with my room mate, even though they slept in the same bed. I told her to put her clothes back on and go to bed.

She later cheated on him with some pointdexter from their home town. I threw them out of the flat when I caught them sitting on my room mate's bed when he was at home burrying his grandma. They broke up and she moved out immediately. The fact that I made out with her never came up.

Total butter face by the way.

>>8332999
>I rooted for the guy with the beard.
In that case we are sworn enemies.

>>8332721
Poe's law in action.

>>8333016
>and in the end, [...], but in the end [...]
Triggered me more than the hardcore fedora tipping or the fact that this guy thought anyone cared about his mediocre prose.

>>8332994
It's a somewhat common sentiment expressed on reddit. How much that has to do with real life is of course unclear.

>>8333026
>Rohrschach quote
Fucking perfect.

Though Faust was not written in Old German.

>>8332994
Let me just be clear, he meant not having time for lessons of relationship, not sex. I'm assuming at least.

>>8333024
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>>8332984
>my second guess would be that she was crazy or had some sort of weird issue

>>8333016
>-221 points
Maybe there is hope for the future.

>>8333048
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>>8333057
FUCK YOUUUU

>>8333026
Replace Naruto with Evangelion and this is basically a conversation that happens on /lit/.

>>8333063

>>8333068
Try /a/ or /v/. /lit/ would more or less try to put their favourite anime on the same level as the classics, but respect the classics too much as to put it above.

>>8333057
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>>8331486
Top kek

>>8333105
˙ɥɐǝʎ 'ǝsɐɔ ɹnoʎ uı ǝqʎɐɯ

>>8333137
˙uoıʇɔɐ uı ʍɐן s,ǝod

>>8333137
>>8333143
On the one hand this is getting annoying, on the other hand I want to see where this is going.

>>8325358
Bumpity bump

>>8333143
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>>8333149
Anon, I...

>>8333155
Poe's law in action +∞.Nothing personal, kid.

I love to be an observer of these kinds of autism battles on 4chan

>>8333181
Oh, but while observing, do you not automatically partake in the autism?

8333333 soon, fellow c/lit/s.

>>8333170
M-Maybe... m-maybe that's the... c-case with y-you desu, b-but...

>>8333189

>>8330722
because autistic people can't grasp abstract concepts, including the idea of abstract concepts in themselves. continental philosophy is especially threatening to the because the impact of culture on our perception of the world means they have to learn a lore that isn't part of a pop culture franchise .

>>8330722
>>8333211

>>8333202
I... I...
I'm v-very sorry anon b-b-ut POE'S LAW IN ACTION.

>>8333225

Maybe in my case, yeah
You were right the whole time ;_;

Oh. It turned into anime reaction images. How disappointing.

>>8333291
They had to hit critical mass at some point.

>>8333333

>>8332587
>>8332538
>>8332599


Funny thing, I saved this from /fit/

>>8330781
please no, corn father

>>8331877
...set in hell where he sees demons and talks with long dead people. It's called fiction.

>>8331573
L O N D O N

>>8330171
>always wanted this a tattoo
>feel i shouldn't now it's a meme

>>8330285
Bazinga

>>8331481
I can taste the stomach acid in the back of my throat

Almost too real to be funny anon

>>8327585
Archaeology is the study of people's history based on recovered past shit. Paleontology is the study of fossils, starting about 12 thousand years ago.

>>8333418
Thanks man!

>>8333834
The moral is, never get something from pop culture or something temporarily wacky as a tattoo.

>>8331481
I can imagine 14 year old me writing this and it makes me want to die

>>8334463
It's ok anon, we've all had that smug phase

this and the edgelord "i swear i'm a sociopath, /b/"-phase
and of course the "le random meme faec xDD"-phase.
R-right, guys?

>>8334473
The "le random meme faec xDD" phase is the most self-aware atleast, I think, but maybe I am just telling that to myself because chronologically it is the closest to me now.

>>8334473
>the edgelord "i swear i'm a sociopath, /b/"
Honestly that was the worst for me because I actually have a mental disorder that's kind of similar and it took ages to work out whether I was being edgy or if I legit had a problem
Schizoid personality disorder btw

>>8330781
pleaso no, corn father