/lit/ - Literature

cute girls don't talk to me

>>8248097
>>your favorite book
The Twelve Chairs.
>>when a cute girl asks
*if but it'd be the same

>Ulysses
>Ulysses

And that's how i found my fiancé

Gee, maybe lying and pretending to be someone you're not is fucking stupid

>>8248097
>being attracted to girls
Truly pleb tier. I have realized that only homosexual men can truly be cultured, for it is us and us alone who are free from the grasp of roasties

>Better to Never Have Been
>The Trouble with Being Born
I've transcended concepts that the Semitic, pro-natalist agenda pushes like "sex" and "relationships"

Favorites:
Bros. K
Illiad

When a cute girl asks:

Crime & Punishment
Illiad

>>8248152
>When a cute girl asks
How often does that happen to you?

>Moby Dick
>Moby you'd like my Dick hahaha

>>8248097
>ctrl+f "the fault in our stars"
>0 results
virgins, the lot of you

>>8248136

I never understood the issue with roasties, no ones genitals look good, that's why we call 'em junk.

>>8248190
You have clearly never seen the beauty that is an uncut cock

>Nostromo
>A Farewell to Arms

AFtA is a great answer lads. A lot of girls will at least recognize Hemingway, if not the novel itself. If they don't know anything about literature, the name sounds interesting/mature enough that they assume it's a difficult novel.

If i say :the fault of our memes: she gonna think thay im gay???

>>8248287
You'd be better off with American Gods imho, but then I have very low standards for "cute"

you guys talking about the fault in our stars are stuck in 2012

if you want fresh, new pussy in July of 2016 tell girls this when they ask for your favorite book:
>"It changes, but right now I'm really into Me Before You"

it's the current meme and also has a film adaptation in theaters right now. its 'the notebook' of this summer, and if you dont see the advantages of this strategy youre never gonna make it.

>>8248097
>your favorite book
The 120 Days of Sodom

>when a cute girl asks
Looking for Alaska

>>8248097

I don't have a favorite book. I'm currently reading the unbearable lightness of being by Milan Kundera. I like it.

>Ulysses
>Finnegans Wake

I'd have them read FW aloud. And laugh with them, not at them.

>>8248380
>laugh with them, not at them
pleb

Don Quijote
Don Quijote

>2016
>not being a faggot

>>8248097
>Growth of the Soil
>The Confessions of Saint Augustine

>If on a Winter's Night a traveler
>Invisible Cities

The former's better, the latter easier to talk about.

>your favorite book

My diary

>when a cute girl asks

cute girls don't read

>>8248152
>Naming the second most popular book instead of the most popular by the same author

Wew lad, that's some deception right there.

>>8248097
>neuromancer
>between the world and me

much love

>>8248486
You can probably get the same girl with either of those books.

>>8248199
No they won't. Virtually none of the tings (none of the hot ones, anyway) have heard of Charles Dickens. It pains me to wake up to that realization each and every day.

>>8248491
???
rly?

where are these girls who read cyberpunk??
also who don't have dimple piercings??

malleus maleficarum

>>8248523
kek

I just answer the truth, a tie between a few books

>>8248097
>your favorite book
The Iliad
>when a cute girl asks
Pride and prejudice

>A Confederacy of Dunces
>A Confederacy of Dunces

Cute girls are impressed by guys who know about the Civil War.

>>8248097
Song of Ice and Fire

>Infinite Jest
>Infinite Jest

have qt gf

>>8248505
Yeahh, so you're going to have to settle for some kind of alt piercing...

>Master of Go
>Master of Go

I don't really feel a need to lie to cute women. If we were going to start a friendship about books, I'd at least want it to begin from truth.

>Ulysses
>100 Years of Solitude

If she's freaky and wears a choker, Lolita will win you mad points

>>8248174
This.

>Storm of Steel
>Lolita

I don't like women.

>>8248097
The Cannibal for both. Odds are they've never heard of it anyway.

>>8248523
How, as it were, they deprive man of his virile member

>>8248097

>The Mysterious Island
>Azazel

Have yet to meet a girl who ever asks me about books.
I had everything to this day films, music, artists, fucking anime and video games, but never did someone ask about a book.

>>8248529
This person gets it.

Mouchette
The Hunger Games

>>8248097
>Ficciones
>Hamlet

>>8248097
Faust
Faust? I haven't ever made any experiences with such situations though.

if a girl asks I'll say marley and me or finding Alaska

>>8248146
emil cioran had a life long relationship bud

>>8248306
lel

>>8249333

Part 1 or 2, nigga?

>>8248174
+

henry miller
anais nin

>>8248190
>no ones genitals look good
speak for yourself, buddy

>>8248097
The Holy Bible
The Holy Bible

>>8248097
>The Decline of the West
>huh?
>Stand in a high wood of mighty stems while the storm is tearing above, and you will comprehend instantly the full meaning of the concept of a force which moves mass.

>>8249489
underrated post

>>8248523
My nigga

>>8248097
I don't talk. I listen.

>>8248097
To The Lighthouse
To The Lighthouse

>>8248097
>Gravity's Rainbow
>something by Murakami or Vonnegut

>>8249508
>"But anon The Holy Bible is a collection of 73 books compounded, please leave heathen"

>>8249865

baiting with /r/books tier shit is just as bad.

>Invention of Morel
>Invention of Morel

>>8248128
how are you even supposed to pronounce ulysses?

I say
OO-leh-seas

The Torah
The Talmud

*tips yamulka

>Henderson the Rain King
>The Bible

I'm not catching no VD.

>My Struggle, by Knausgaard
>My Struggle, by Hitler

>pan
>kama sutra

>>8248097
>Walden
>The Sun Also Rises/The Great Gatsby (Or Walden, if I feel like they've read anything ever before)

>Godel, Escher, Bach
>Mason & Dixon

Stoner - John Williams
Stoner - John Williams

If she doesn't like Stoner she can get fucked

>>8248536
Underrated post

The Baroque Cycle. I hate explaining it so I just say "Game of Thrones", and then they say "oh I love that show". They don't have sex with me either way.

>>8250047
If she does like Stoner she can get fucked too u kno wat im sayin

>>8248424
came here to post this exact thing

>>8250098

aayyy

>>8248438
How do you like Growth compared to Hunger? Not sure which Hamsun to read first.

>>8248136
This. You straight fags are a truly puzzling breed. Like mental children in front of even decently attractive chicks.

The greeks were right. Homo arts and philosophy utopia when?

>Having a "favorite book"
>Not drinking the sweet nectar of transcendental prose

Do people seriously get attached to a particular arrangement of words in material form?

>>8248174
kekkles

>>8249438
>"ah yes, my favorite book, Faust part 2"

>Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine Battles: Armageddon
>Ficciones

>The Science of Logic
>The Phenomenology of Spirit

>The thinking or figurate conception which has before it only a specific, determinate being must be referred back to the [...] beginning of the science made by Parmenides who purified and elevated his own figurate conception, and so, too, that of posterity, to pure thought, to being as such and thereby created the element of the science. What is the first in the science had of necessity to show itself historically as the first. And we must regard the Eleatic One or being as the first step in the knowledge of thought.

pottery

The Arms of Krupp
The Arms of Krupp

May as well talk about something that gets me invigorated so I don't seem a lifeless husk.

>It's hard to say, I read a lot

>It's hard to say, I read a lot. What's yours?

>>8248166
underrated

>>8248097
>your favorite book
Asturias' Mulata
>when a cute girl asks
Asturias' Mulata
>when an ugly girl asks
Lolita (which is most likely my second favorite book anyway)

>>8250389
The worst possible answer

>>8250348
Is that actually good?

I was thinking about buying a Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine Battles book but I'm not sure which one would be best

I usually say Blood Meridian, and they have never heard of it, and then we don't talk to each other ever again.

>>8248097
Norwegian Wood

Hipster bitches love Murakami, he's the Wes Anderson of literature.

>>8249921
yoo-LISS-ees because that's the accepted English pronunciation and I want people to understand what I'm referring to.

>>8250597
I think it's the best Space Marine Battles book. It's about a Black Templar sent to die an inglorious death fighting a losing battle to defend some dumb town full of humans.
It's also got plenty of cool Knight action, lots of stuff about the humans that are fighting too, it covers the whole battle
good characters and good 40k style action, even a little humor in just the right paces

>Lolita
>Lolita

fuck you bitch

The one you wrote
Or the one I wrote about you
If its the right cute girl

Goal 5

#BendItLikeBeckham

>>8250629
Thanks for the recommendation anon, I will check it out once I get through my current reading

>>8250641

Star Tracks?

>>8249921
Oh-LUSS-ee-ous

>>8250646

>>8250648
>>8249921
>>8248128
/oʊˈdJsiəs, oʊˈdJsjuːs/

>>8250646

The Solar Plexus Chakra, located between the navel and solar plexus, is the core of our personality, our identity, of our ego

>>8250646

Sol fitness?

>>8250727

I'll probably say Musashi or something

either way I'm nearly numb when it comes to females so I just give dry, matter-of-fact answers and go about my day.

>>8250641

#WhatIReallyReallyWant

>>8250601

>>8250681

https://youtu.be/nUmwhMgpV0M

>>8250618
Hmmmmm hmm hmm hmm hmmmmm Norwegian Woooood

>>8250681

Do you even lift ?

>>8248097
I tell the truth you fucking insecure faggots.

>>8250653
>juːs
/pol/ was right again!

>>8250744

What sort of men do you like

>>8250727

One's that lift ?

>>8250764

Love Ever Upward

>>8250681

>>8250973

>>8248097
>Crime and Punishmen
>Anything by Jane Austen

>>8248097
>your favorite book
Love in the Time of Cholera
>when a cute girl asks
Boy Meets Boy
>when a cute boy asks
The Picture of Dorian Gray

>>8248146
>Searches related to better never to have been torrent:
>benatar why it is better never to come into existence
>better never to have been david benatar
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>debating procreation
>the second sexism: discrimination against men and boys

the last one(s)

>>8250973
None in particular

Only females have the good fortune to get my attraction, strangely enough.

gravity's rainbow
gravity's rainbow

>>8248166
dubs made me unzip my pants

>cioran
>cohelo

>>8248438
Hunger - shorter, I would say easier since its not so dense, and very captivating and at times funny.
Growth is a lot heavier in a sense, longer, dense, and absolutely beautiful at every page. But if you dont quite get into it I can see it maybe feel a little slow or even a bit boring. Not the guy you replied to btw

>>8248438
>>8250291
Ment to reply to you

>oblomov

>le morte d'arthur
Makes me look like a geeky normie

>>8249921
Well you're an idiot then

>>8249932
no, you certainly aren't

>having a favourite book

in response to the second question, I just stutter until they leave

>>8252787
>i have many favorites :)

just end yourself already jesus christ

>>8248424
this

>>8253043
Not him but do you really have a single favourite book?
If someone would ask me I would just name one well known, well received book I could say some sentences about.

>gravity's rainbow
>gravity's rainbow
Girls like authenticity you virgins.

>The Recognitions
>The Recognitions

If they're not wretched then they aren't for me

>War and Peace
>"the next one!"

>>8253754
>Girls like authenticity you virgins.

kekd

>>8253754

The Vicar of Wakefield

I don't think it'll be the most effective answer, but it's an honest one.

>>8248529
Persuasion is better for this and also a better Austen book IMO