/lit/ - Literature

get your glasses checked. nice trips. checked also

>>8178222
>Implying Russians are white

They were all straight too, don't forget that. Well, Shelley and Byron may have touched balls, but, there's a certain agreement in a threesome.

>implying the Irish are white
>>8178243
Didn't Shelley beg Byron to let him suck his dick?

>>8178222
u avin a gigl luv?

"That's because there are no great books by other races and genders yet. This is the fault of the patriarchy, of course. I hope it will change soon."

>>8178222

The only good authors have been white. Big fuckin' coincidence.

Don't hate da playa, hate da game.

Now suck on deez nutz, slut.

>>8178222
>"I only have books by white males? I didn't even realize it. How come you did? Were you specifically looking for that? If so that's pretty racist."

>>8178301
Japanese are honorary Aryans even in SJW world

its okay because I don't read those either

>>8178313
>>>8178301
holy shit are mods deleting mishima posters?

mods really don't afraid of nothing if so, but i hope the mishima posters video the inevitable bloodbath.

*unsheaths katana*

>>8178313
>>8178323
No I just thought up a meme response that I thought was funnier

>>8178222
She's obviously underage. Gross.

>>8178328
oh ok i already worked out you were a faggot. carry on

Basically this video would be my response:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzPBn5SLcxE

Shit cracks me up still.

''YOU SIR ARE A RACIST!''

>>8178329
That's just to be accurate. No one is sexualizing her, it's a comment on how Tumblr SJWs tend to be like 15 and yet as sanctimonious as bishops.

>>8178338
I love it.

>>8178342
>>8178309

Also, "everything I don't like is sjw"

>>8178331
Homophobia is an abrahamic construct

The samurai of old were into all kinds of buttplay

>>8178345
She is clearly supposed to be an SJW.

>>8178342
Don't reply to the mad tranny.

>>8178338
>ukip

You don't even have competent pilots.

>>8178222

Do you not see the Woolfe collection you dumb fucking bitch? It's RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOUR DUMB FUCKING FACE.

>>8178348
And?

>>8178345
I don't like you, but I don't think you're an SJW

Just an attention whoring windbag whos hellbent on creating a persona on an anonymous anime website

>>8178360
So eye am only making an observation. I'm a SJW (or sjwuh, as I say it) myself.

ignore all tripshits

>>8178351
the redpill turned him immortal

>>8178354
>doesnt know if it's spelled Wolfe or Woolf
>lazily combines the two in hopes that no one will notice
I noticed.

>>8178344
Same. Guy reminds me of my grandfather. Just does not give a fuck at all and it's hilarious to watch.
And he fucking slaps him with the brochure and calls him disgusting... Comedy gold

>>8178351
Crazy that he actually survived that, though.
It's just a funny video. I don't want to be pulled into political debate in yet another thread.

>>8178347
>Homophobia
i don't give a shit if you want to spend your life lifting and rubbing oil on each other, it's just obvious you're probably into buttstuff if you like samurai as much as mishima. it's fine you're a faggot, just stop being such a gaywad about it, jeez.

>>8178377
That image used to be my wallpaper for so long. Beautiful painting.

>>8178351
good thing he only got hit with the warning propeller.

>>8178222
But I have plenty of islamic, sufi and vedic writings.

>>8178312
Underrated

>>8178222

I'm a white male and wouldn't want to appropriate the culture of other groups.

>>8178381
Just embrace the homoeroticism anon

>>8178393
Speaking of which, that's another nonwhite in my collection

>>8178393
Ew. Keep that shit to yourself

>>8178403
nice

>>8178407
>Just embrace the homoeroticism anon
i have i'm just trying to pretend we're all boys :3faggots are way more afraid of me than i am of them tbqh.

>>8178403
fucking kek. This is pretty good. What do they even say then? These people run in circles, so they'd probably just say you're racist or narrow minded.

Because they're good and I don't read to fulfill a quota

>>8178423
A respectful, SILENT appreciation of your betters is still appropriative, yes... mental appropriation... but it is necessary for your reeducation.

>>8178222

Well you obviously need to learn to read. You're also clearly my younger sister or cousin or something so get out of my office, you won't find any drug paraphernalia to steal in here, young lady.

>>8178351

Flying small aircraft is difficult and dangerous, have some respect. It's a lot harder than driving a prius with power steering, automatic transmission, gps, and cupholders.

I flew a plane that didn't even have air conditioning. When it got too hot, and it inevitably did, you pushed this metal tube like a beer can out the window and it would blast slightly cooler than sea level air at you until some minor catastrophe made you sweat enough to cool down.

>>8178222
"I'm actually not racist or sexist and I judge writers only by the quality of their writing, maybe one day you too can look past such trivial matters"

>>8178441
how DARE you appropriate and then justify the lived experience of those who suffered under reeducation programmes and who still do some places in the world.

you are worse than Stalin who admitted his appropriation of those lived experiences were expressly for art's sake and even sent the gulag better actors when they tried to make plays in the early years. i bet you even read master and margarita in english because you're too lazy to provide the actual support for a reeducation programme that even Stalin would, you fascist, genocide appropriating, philistine. you're who they turn to when they want art to die, aren't you?
CIA DID DR ZHIVAGO NEVER 4GET

>>8178351
oh my fucking god, fuck off you attention seeking cunt

why are trips so fucking cancerous every single time and in every single board, jesus christ

>>8178482
Don't give tripfags replies.

that's not the case

>>8178482
>>8178485
Are you upset Nigel Farage was caught in an unfortunate helicopter accident?

Id say, "How did you get into my basement? I'm calling the police."

>>8178485
its pointless when everyone is already replying to him unfortunately.

>>8178494
pls trannytrip, don't insult the lived experience of attack helicopters/other genders.

>>8178496
Hopefully he or she will keep embarrassing themselves and they'll be laughed off the board.

>>8178502
he's doing a very good job in that department so far

>>8178502
Tripshits love any attention, even negative

>>8178498
And so, finally, in the few days I've tripped, the tranny speculation has arrived.

Why didn't it arrive sooner? Why aren't you doing your job?

Sadly, what you say is true. Please could you help me fix that -- who are your favourite female/PoC authors?

>>8178514
i'm still getting over butters t.bh. ;_; thanks for bringing that up. ;_;

>>8178502
How will that happen?
>>8178511
How so?
>>8178512
Explain why.

>>8178514
are you a tranny?
that is sick.

>>8178312
How so? How is that racist? As a white male, I do wonder why my fellow white males are so keen to pull the 'racist' card.

>>8178524
I am not a trans woman. But it would be sick, as in awesome, to have a cock for a day, so I could fuck ur mum.

>>8178222
>Really, I hadn't noticed. I've kind of transcended the reductional capitalist state of mind where one notices things like race, class and gender; these days I tend only to see the indivisible and irreducible human being behind the work, not the simulacra of spookoconstructs and democultural qualifiers the memetic collective tries to assemble on top of it.

>>8178498
>attack helicopters
We have reached top reddit.

Id show her Atlas Shrugged and shed have to act like its better than all the classics by white men.

>>8178222
I pull out my coffee table artbook of Orlan and see if she's into freaky kinky stuff or not.

>>8178222
Haha I'm black you dumb cunt I can't be prejudiced.

you coward don't even smoke crack

>>8178544
You're consistently rude and lewd. I suggest you either learn some manners or find another board to troll! I've had just about enough of you for one lifetime.

>>8178544
in that case
P O S T T I T S
trans women are fucking disgusting

>>8178222
break yourself hoe i read iceberg slim

>>8178596
you're more disgusting lol

>>8178596
>
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAbIL8C2JJ0

>>8178594
*pushes you down*

>:)

>>8178565
hottt

I've only read fantasy webnovels by the Japanese and Chinese. Last time I read novels by a white man was in school required reading over a decade ago.

>>8178618
>An autistic tripfaggot

I'm shocked.

>>8178222
Delicious jailbait but I hate those that wear fake glasses.

>>8178222
Trips checked.

Does Ayn Rand count as female?

I don't have anything by Jane Austen, JK Rowling, the Bronte sisters, Laura "Little House" Wilder, Danielle Steele, Agatha Christie, or Emily Dickinson, but I know lots of people who do.

>>8178628
*punches you*
*you try to hit back but I dodge it*
*I punch you again*
*I push you down*

your move...bitch...

>>8178636
*crying*
Have mercy...
I was a fool...
*smirk* I bet that's what you wanted me to say, Tumblrina.
*I start glowing, and dinosaur-like wings sprout from my back. A katana blade pops out of my hand like bread in a toaster post-toasting*
I'll give you one last chance. Leave this board... or face my half-draconic wrath.

>>8178606
boring
i bet u r a tranny afterall

>>8178608
good scene
overrated movie

>>8178641
Oh shit

>>8178649
*my muscles bunch up like bullies made of strength*
Heh heh heh heh... Are you surprised by my true power? Let me tell you something: it's not even 20% of my FULL power! You messed with the wrong poster... *casually destroys a nearby mountain with an energy ball*

>>8178666
>>8178666
>>8178666
*gasps*

>>8178666
>>8178641
>>8178636
This is the most cancerous thing I've ever seen on /lit/.
Even if it's ironic, it's still fucking cringe inducing and truly disgusting.

I'm gonna fuck you with a fucking strap-on you cunt

>>8178666
not even 20%...

>>8178682
*Turns to look at you so fast you only see a blur of motion. My eyes are piercing, and my head has turned 360 degrees.*

Stay out of this, mortal. Once I go into Battle Mode... I won't show any mercy... especially not ones as buffoonish as you...

*shows you my sharp, dangerous teeth in a cross between a feral warning and human smile*

>>8178690
You want more don't you?

>>8178690
See if you can bring out all 100%!! Or will you flee, like a little baby? Surely you have some powers of your own...

I'm waiting!

>>8178696
>buffoonish
not an insult, established already nig

>battle mode
>dangerous teeth
>feral
>mortal
1/1 would cringe again

>>8178711
heh but you like cringing don't you? it makes you feel good to feel so aloof and above it all oh yeah its nice mmmm am i making you feel good bb?

>>8178726
the only way that would post have made me feel good is if you were typing it while manoeuvring into a noose

>>8178711
Battle mode: Engage.

*All light in the universe is absorbed into my hand blade. In this moment, the night reigns, the stars are extinguished*

*Going 0.01 m/s faster than the speed of light, proving I am beholden to no laws, I appear behind you. At this point, your puny brain isn't even aware the light has vanished, for that will take you about 200 milliseconds*

*Using the back of my blade, I send you hurtling into the distance like a baseball hit by a baseball bat*

*You soar over the seven seas and land in the dismal continent of Australia*

... not enough... too weak... *light returns as I start attacking other Anons like crazy, sending them all flying*

>>8178743
judge me bb! judge me harder! i know you love ittttt

>>8178751
you could have probably committed suicide with the same amount of calories you expended thinking and typing that up

what a waster

>>8178766
i like it here

>>8178771
oh yeah you do mmmmmmm

>>8178222
>Chuang Tzu
>white
>Yukio Mishima
>white
>Natsume Soseki
>white
>Yu Hua
>white
and so on and so on

>>8178771
*I appear behind you in your bad baby timeout continent, and this time I send you flying to the moon, which has no Internet.*

Be silent... forever. Hope you can breathe up there... mwahahaha!

*Keeps attacking different anons, shouting URRYAAAAAAAAAAH etc. as I do so.*

Where... is Boob Gap? WHERE IS BOOB GAP?

"I didn't know Jennifer Crusie is a trans lady. How did you know that?"

>>8178771
you are trying way to hard to fit in lil fella.
how bout resheathing that katana and lurking more to get the reddit out of your system before posting

>>8178751
>In this moment, the night reigns, the stars are extinguished
This is true art

>>8178312

Being race blind isn't really a get out of jail free card my hombre

>>8178782
Don't you understand? These MEN are just submitting themselves to an oppressive, male White, patriarchal construct. They embrace the oppressiveness of White culture. Truly free individual fight the influence of the White Male at every opportunity, realizing the complete annihilation of White culture is the only path to freedom.

>>8178222
Well I'm the one with a bachelors degree in comparative literature, and I say that everyone I've read is African American. Dumbass.

*Standing in a crater made by my own fists, after defeating hundreds of fools*

I THOUGHT I FOUND A WORTHY OPPONENT AT LAST! HOW CAN YOU FLEE THE BATTLEFIELD SO SHAMELESSLY! ARGH! THE ANGER... IT'S OUT OF CONTROL!

*Punching the air and pacing around, my numerous muscles hotter than the sun*

COME OUT, COME OUT, PATHETIC MOUSE! DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY THIS WORLD...

>>8178840
Dude not cool, you're just going to lump them all as African American you racist prick? Dude you can ask them first, what about Australian Americans or Caribbean Americans or if they are Trans African ? Or if they haven't come to America at all, there's tons of African Europeans and African Asians. God you people make me sick

>>8178839
I'm pretty sure Chuang Tzu didn't even know there were white men though senpai

>>8178776
ye babe
>>8178793
not bad anon, i can dig it
>timeout continent
>Hope you can breathe up there
>the moon, which has no Internet
>>8178804
implying i haven't been posting here longer than u, cunt.
kys my man also u have reddit open in another tab don't you?
>>8178839
i was triggered by this irl
>>8178840
fucking tip that strange hat harder next time

I think someone's pretending to be me here.

>>8178854
Excuse me. Do you have the same degree I have? No? I didn't think so.

Fucking amateur hour.

>>8178863
>fucking tip that strange hat harder next time

I decide whose race is what around here, fucko. I know an awful lot about literature, and if I say Fitzgerald was black, you'd do well to believe me.

>>8178871
Nobody cares about you, get over yourself before it's too late pham

>>8178804
resheathing that katana

>>8178881
Everyone cares about me

>>8178871
THERE YOU ARE! *starts crying with relief for some pathetic reason*

Fight me! Finish what you started! Have you no pride as a warrior?! I... I know... *sorrowful music starts playing* I could never best you in an argument... for MY language is the language of war...!!

But in a fight... in a fight... can we not reach a higher understanding...?!?!

Am I wrong!

>>8178871
pretending to be a tranny dyke low iq leg-beard feminist? doubtful t b h

>>8178461

So there's no non white or female writers who are worth reading?

>>8178222

>greeks
>white

>persians
>white

>romans
>white

>russians
>white

>arabs
>white

plz, tell me more about how you're so modern having only read John Green, and those dumb white whores who wrote those shitty battle royale YA post-dystopian some shit society garbage.

Luv u 2

>>8178222
Haha, what? Slavs aren't white.

>>8178222
Is it permissible that my favorite author, Ashbery, is a fag?

>>8178222
>tfw the Fanning sisters will never lez out on top of you
jdimsa

>>8178526
It implies race and gender matter and that there's some sort of problem (and if not problem its something of note) that you read books with white male authors

>>8178312
I tell this to everyone who catches me lynching my local black boys I keep locked in my garage.

>implying marlon james is white
>implying marilynne robinson is a man

are we classing japs as white? i have lots of them

> 8178222

Implying there were women who wrote decent fiction (in b4 Virginia Woolf)

>>8180935
>> 8178222

>>8178526
Judging something by race is racism
that's it

>>8178338

>>8178325
this. but, as already established, these people are more racist than most of 4chan (that is, they aren't pretending), so they probably think asian isn't not white enough

>>8178222
People who would say that to you don't exist outside of maybe a few examples in american academia. They're a strawman. And if I met one I wouldn't bring it back to my house to check out my bookshelf, because her personnality seems toxic like a reverse /pol/ tard. She can only speak about a few issues and she polarizes everything.

If you were a communist, would you argue with a nazi? If you were part of the KKK, would you argue with a black civil rights activist? No. Some people, there's no point in arguing with them because they are blind to logic. This thread aims to place "SJWs" as people who operate outside logic. It is some kind of ideological fantasy. No point to discussing it, we're outside reality here, it is a fiction.

>>8181044
I would like to add that the best way to answer to a bad argument is to let it play out.

>>8181044
>logic
The worst meme.

>>8181044
>Not riding the tiger by seeing if you can fuck her anyways

Mods delete this thread pls

>>8178364
>>>/tumblr/

>>8181114
not him but that's not a real argument, that is /b/ tier funposting.

>>8180935
JK Rowling

>>8181120
I mean saying you're an sjw on 4chan is obviously bait

>>8181129
I am an sjw though

>>8181133
AND YOU SHOULD GET THE FUCK OFF OF 4CHAN! YOU DONT BELONG AND ARE NOT WELCOME

>>8181143
muh secret club

>>8178222
/lit/ doesn't even read their Ralph Ellison lawl

>>8181162
>/lit/ doesn't even read
Ftfy

>irish, slavs, italians, spaniards...
>white

>>8181149
yes, fuck off now you gay ass nigger degenerate mtf cuck fucker faggot fuck

all my books are old so they're a product of their time

g00k, can you please reinstate visible sageing? I think people have forgotten that it's a thing. I'm sure it'll help mods out some, like with these fucking vegetable-level-intelligence threads

>>8178576
Started on /k/
As with all things

>>8178222
But I own several works of chinese philosophy.

You might want to check again because I have several books written by non-white authors.
Oedipus The King, The Divine Comedy, Don Quixote, Crime and Punishment, the list could go on!

Over half of my books are depressed Russian wtiters so to half of the retards on 4chan they aren't white

>>8181310
AYYYYYYYYYY SHEEKY BREEKY PATSANI

>buying books
Enjoy contributing to the capitalist system of oppression you lifestyle SJW.

>>8181331
Who said anything about buying you filthy double palindrome.

>>8178222
>Russians
>white

>>8178222
I also own a copy of Atlas Shrugged.

>>8178312
>why are you killing only jews?
>"I am only killing jews? I didn't even realize it. How come you did? Were you specifically looking for that? If so that's pretty racist."

does work buddy!

N-no! I have Irish writers, too!

reported for misandry

>>8178526
>>8178826
>>8180894
>>8181480
>all this butthurt
How many non-Whites ITT?

>>8178222
Haha no! I have The Count of Monte Christo on my shelf.

>>8178239
under rated

>>8178457
>Flying small aircraft is difficult and dangerous, have some respect. It's a lot harder than driving a prius with power steering, automatic transmission, gps, and cupholders.
It is and it isn't. Let's face it, once you're up there you're probably not rear ending anything unless you really fuck up. And most people will not be taking off in any kind of difficult conditions.

And it's pretty telling that your example of how difficult it is was about "some planes don't even have air conditioning!"

>>8182695

Somebody cut me off just after turning final, a yellow piper cub. I had to do a go around. That could have been it, right there, and this board and 4chan in general would have have missed out on a lot of thoughtful contributions over the years :^)

>Greeks
>Mediterranean
>white

>>8178222
An easy mistake to make, let me direct your attention to my second shelf where you'll find the works of Megan Boyle and Uzodinma Okehi among others.

>>8181339
>double palindrome

What did they mean by this?

>>8182982
818 1331

>>8178222

>You only have children fathered by black men anonnete, what's up with that?

>>8178222
>Implying non-white authors have written good Speculative Fiction books

>>8182992
You are also a double palindrome

>>8183014
Proof of God right there.

>>8178222
Virginia Woolf saves me on this one

>>8178222
Did... Did you just assume they are white males because they look like that?
OH MY GOD, that is so... like, I can't even... you are SO intolerant!

>>8183022
dubs confirm

>>8178222
get away from me you ugly whore

>>8178222
>Flannery O'Connor
>male

Suck my dick, Elle. Suck it for real.

>>8183014

Ho li fuk

>>8178222
We can talk about it in bed.

I do have Jane Austen, but she was a privileged, slutty shitlord