/lit/ - Literature

>>8153349
Well, it's fictional, so be sure to make it overly romanticized.

>>8153349
Grow empathy and a spine lol

>>8153349
Sure.

Oy vey!! Dey gassed 6 trillion of G-ds chosen people!!!

The end

>>8153357
>>8153355
It's a good thing none of you will be writers with that attitude lol.

I love how easily the alt-right can sabotage their reputations before they even begin. Makes me feel all warm and toasty inside they're going to be unemployable (◡‿◡)

>>8153359
I'm the guy from the self help thread, I'm converting to Judaism! You need to take whatever you have lodged up your socialist rear out so you can think clearly and take a joke.

Ps. The alt right is conservatism for socially isolated teenagers, sort of like Marxism is liberalism for the same group of people

>>8153349
Get a load of sources. First, analyse it from a chronological perspective. Then, delve into what it means from an ethical perspective. To wrap things up, analyse the impact on the world after. There should be plenty to work with, good luck.

>>8153369
That's really nice. I still hate the alt-right

>>8153359

PHHHBBBBBBBTTTTT

i'm writing the longest fic ever

it's racist mario fanfiction

AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME

>>8153349

Either pay me $20 to do it for you or go to /pol/ and ask them... they'll probably do it for nothing.

Does anyone have a cheat sheet or website where I can get a pretty written or template for the essay

>>8153378
Me too, they suck, what are your politics?

>>8153380
Uh, why are people allowed to post like that? Is this a post?

>>8153391
things on fire

>>8153387
If you use a template, anyone with a computer would be able to detect it as plagiarized, there are programs available now that scan for paralleled phrasing.

no but this is!

lmao senpai

>>8153400
Come on I need your real politics gotta have a nice laugh before sleepy time

What are you doing here if you can't even type out an essay.

>>8153387
>essay template

Seriously??????????? What???????????? W h a t

>>8153406

he's a balding transblack numale who hates himself for liking lucky star in 2016, especially considering that it's cultural appropriation to do so

these are the kinds of people you will be fighting against in the upcoming race war

>>8153414
Do you have autism

>>8153414
>race war
Do you really believe that /pol/

>>8153349

>700 words

jesus fucking christ this isn't even anything

just go on wikipedia, read that, and start writing

what do they want to hear

"the holocause was a horrible even. the white people suck. it is a true decimation of the jew race, and i wish the europeans will die"

ITS 700 FUCKING WORDS COME ON

I WRITE 6K AN HOUR WHEN I SHITPOST SPAGHETTI PARTY

COME

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>8153420

nah i'm just joking

i parody /pol/ all the time. they're semi decent but useless and have bad opinions

I am a lazy underachieving stoner and teacher has given up on me please help Doods

>>8153428
/pol/ destroys minds, it's a bad place to hang out, sort of like the inverse of tumblr

I don't know what's worse, this false flag thread on /pol/ or all the numale cucks getting triggered by it

>>8153428
Why are you telling us about it. This isn't /b/ or your blog. Go bitch about it there.

>>8153434

they're better than tumblr but they meme hitler so hard they believe in him

obviously he isn't a fucking hero but that doesn't make the holocaust any less fake / exaggerated

/pol/ seems to think it's the home of alt truth when there's hundreds of other, far less retarded sites written by actual non-retarded truthers

>>8153349
Start off with why the Jews were hated.
>Germany were desperate after they were deemed responsible for WW1, and they were made to pay reparations (Treaty of Versailles).

>German government thought inflation was the way out.

>Working class life savings virtually disappeared

>In 1924 the exchange rate was 5 trillion Marks to 1 US Dollar.

>Price of real estate crashed, land could be bought for incredibly cheap.

>Jews from other countries bought so much land that in 1938 (5 years after anti semite laws) they still owned over a 3rd of real estate in Germany.

Also, make sure to mention that the original plan was to send all Jews to Madagascar (Madagascar Plan), but a British blockade prevented such actions.

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO INCLUDE SOURCES, YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE CALLED A RACIST.

Sources should be relatively easy to find.

>>8153445
>>8153440

>>8153445

fugg off numale

nobody cares if you have opinions about my opinions

>>8153446
>>8153448
the alt right is so fucking dumb

>>8153448
>Inb4 /pol/
Disclaimer; I don't hate Jews, these are facts, and if you need help finding sources i can help you out

>>8153452
This isn't an opinion it's a demand. Go back over there or you're going to get, this precious thread about begging /lit/ for essay advice, deleted. You wouldn't want a great thread like this deleted?

>>8153449

not me retard

>>8153448
don't listen with this retard

if you're going to be a normie cuck and go to college, don't waste it by trying to convince somebody of something they're never going to believe

i mean if you're in college you're already pretty much saying "lel lel gonna get fucked by the normie wagecuck life!"

might as well not fuck it up

>>8153463

Go back over there or you're going to get, this precious thread about begging /lit/ for essay advice, deleted.

>or you're going to get, this precious thread
>going to get, this precious thread
>get, this precious thread
>,

retard / ESL confirmed

fugg off slut

>>8153464
I wasn't saying that the holocaust was faked, but this is why there was hatred for the jews.
Google madagascar plans, and jewish owned lands in 1938, and the punishment on germany after ww1.

>>8153470
For someone bitching about typos you sure do know how to successfully greentext

>>8153472

no but if they suspect anything close to him being a 'holocaust sympathizer' he's going to suffer for it

there's really no point at all. some retard professor who's been thoroughly brainwashed by the jew machine is going to read it and OP is going to suffer for it

>>8153472
maybe Germany shouldn't have instigated Word War I.

>>8153474
>thoroughly brainwashed by the jew machine

Where does the joke begin and the politics end with the alt right.

>>8153474
True, if he does say it, he should provide sources, then maybe he will be ok

>>8153475

>word war

jesus christ...

>>8153475
Not defending Nazi Party. Simply supplying content for OP to use

>>8153456
>>8153459
>like I don't hate the Jews or anything but did you know a few rich Jews owned German land? Didn't think so.. That's why Hitler killed 6 million Jews because the Jews are collectively to blame for the actions of some Jews.

>by the way have you paid Tyrone reparations for slavery today?

>>8153475
>>8153472

The paper is 700 words and needs to be about the Holocaust. There is little room for historical meandering.

OP, this is real easy. Write a 250 word paragraph about the Einsatzgruppen, a 250 word paragraph about the camps, and then put your little cursor above the first paragraph and write an introductory paragraph.

>>8153479

No but universities / colleges are literally one giant mass of cancer

It's not worth the risk IMO. OP can be /pol/ revolutionary once he gets out of jew school

also once he learns how to write A SEVEN HUNDRED FUCKING WORD ESSAY JESUS CHRIST

>>8153483
Jesus Christ. I am just giving content for OP to use on why Hitler was obsessed with Jews. I'm not here to say Jews deserved it (they didn't, obviously).
If you are writing about the holocaust, I imagine you should include why the Germans did it.

>>8153485

>tfw 300 word essay due Monday

>>8153483
Good thing I'm not the modern male lmfao. They sure do sound pathetic though, I wonder why I avoid them? And you?

>>8153484
Don't ask /lit/ for it, figure it out yourself. Asking 4chan to do your homework for you is fucking pathetic.

>>8153483

6 million is a faked number lmao

>you are literally not allowed to investigate the holocaust in germany

there's reasons for this

>>8153491

I'm not OP, numbnuts.

>>8153492
In no way shape or form does world war II negatively effect your life, find some other social crusade on the right side of the spectrum to bitch about that's actually contemporary.

>>8153492
Okay neo nazi, I'm sure your parents would be proud of you

>>8153487
Do you want him expelled? When you discuss the holocaust you don't critique it, period

>>8153498

>hitler literally everybody's favorite anti-hero
>jews claim oppressed race because of a falsified 6 million claim

6 million wasn't new

there were fucking newspaper articles claiming "6 million jews starving" or whatever long before the holocaust

the jews wanted a tragedy for a long time and they used hitler to create it

>>8153505
>In no way shape or form does world war II negatively effect your life, find some other social crusade on the right side of the spectrum to bitch about that's actually contemporary.

>>8153498

This website's culture is inherently reactionary. You are wasting your time trying to reason with anon. Two more will take his place. Let anon work things out for themselves. It will save you some time, at least.

>>8153500

hitler was a hero is a meme
hitler was a puppet is not and the holohoax was greatly exaggerated is not

reminder that people like this believe 9/11 and that fluoride is good for you uwu

>>8153509
but calling stupid people stupid is fun

>>8153512

>>8153505
Yeah the Jews were never oppressed by Christians for denying Jesus as the son of God in deeply religious societies that's ansurd. How do I know? What a stupid question, just look at this kike cartoon where the kike steals money. Or look at this conspiracy theory. Fucking kikes!

>>8153517
>In no way shape or form does world war II negatively effect your life, find some other social crusade on the right side of the spectrum to bitch about that's actually contemporary.

>>8153513

the most annoying thing about idiots is that they will never realize how stupid they are

oh well

at least i will always know :^)

>>8153520
Unnecessarily vague and annoying

>>8153519
Nice reading comprehension you fucking retard, I'm defending the Jews.

>>8153519

>too retarded to realize that this anon was making fun of me

jesus christ you are stupid :Aste_Roy:

>>8153525

i'm saying you're stupid, honey. :)

>>8153526
It's hard to tell when I don't put the energy into responding seriously to these fucking losers. My bad, I thought you were being sarcastic.

>>8153530
They might be losers, but you are even worse.

>>8153529
No I know you were calling me stupid. I'm saying it was pedantic and annoying how you went about it.

>>8153532
At least I'm even worse.

>>8153533
You are name gagging on a dead board, you have no room to critique anyone for anything. It's like a worthless bum on the street drunk off his ass commenting on the scratch on a mans lambo, you have your own problems dude

>>8153530

really let's face it

if fools knew they were stupid, they wouldn't be foolish

knowing your own lack of intelligence brings a sort of wisdom

as it is you fuckers just spout the same bullshit en masse

reading leftist posts is what drives my self-confidence

like really, why even try to care when everybody is this autistic

i just end up being this one-man "jesus christ everybody is so stupid" circlejerk and it's great

>>8153543
Fools don't know how to resist pressing enter after every sentence.

>>8153543
Why respond to an obvious troll

>>8153546

y-yeah, but i'm rubber and you're glue!

what's your retort to that, fagbutt?

>>8153542
It's my dead board

>>8153547

i'd respond to this

but i think you have better things to do than read my reply.

you could be reading mario and the search for the inner spaghetti party quest!

>>8153483
You know Sam hates guys like you, right?

>>8153560
I don't know who that is, tell me?

what a fucking awful thread

>>8153364
I suppose you mean because the book publishing industry is controlled by Jews who will bare their vampire fangs if they encounter anyone they've been led to believe is anti-Semitic? And wipe that smile off your face, too, non-anon.

>>8153566
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6835171/chapters/16049230

i flipped to a good chapter for you

>>8153573
>And wipe that smile off your face, too, non-anon.
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