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Anonymous Sat Jun 4 01:17:07 2016 No.8121511 [Reply] [Original]

My son is turning two tomorrow how and in what way to approach his future with Literature in general

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 01:20:54 2016 No.8121523 If he can't follow the plot of Finnegan's Wake you should consider putting him up for adoption.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 01:21:00 2016 No.8121524 Obviously (when the time comes) -Narrative of Fredrick Douglass -Of Mice and Men -Catcher in the Rye, Nine Stories -Lolita -Night

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 01:21:53 2016 No.8121526 >>8121511 Firstly I suggest you learn to write

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 01:22:27 2016 No.8121530 >>8121523 FW no suprise since Joyce did love the smell of farts

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 01:23:49 2016 No.8121531 >>8121526 Type? Also I was lazy so I my phone transcribed it to text- also fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 01:25:21 2016 No.8121539 >>8121531 with that attitude your son is bound to be a success - who needs literature when you have a stupid lazy dad

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 01:26:57 2016 No.8121547 >>8121539 im actually really smart

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 01:27:58 2016 No.8121550 >>8121547 im sure

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 01:33:12 2016 No.8121567 >>8121550 Your gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 01:34:34 2016 No.8121570 >>8121511 Get him some of those kids books with the thick cardboard pages that can be chewed on. Also get stuffed toys that more or less match the characters in the books. Kids love that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 01:35:20 2016 No.8121574 >>8121511 Read him The Recognitions as a bedtime story.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 01:38:22 2016 No.8121581 >>8121511 if your being serious, get him some childrens books and read them enthusiasticly with him, if daddy loves something so will your wifes son

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 01:46:18 2016 No.8121599 >>8121574 >The Recognitions Ohhh slyly bringing up "the most overlooked important work of the last several literary generations" But srsly did u read it did you like it was it good did it make you feel euphoric

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 01:47:58 2016 No.8121607 >>8121575 turd burglar

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 01:56:43 2016 No.8121641 >>8121607 let me hide this thread so my night isn't ruined by further imagining the suffering you will inflict upon your son.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 01:59:54 2016 No.8121651 >>8121641 uphill gardener

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 02:05:02 2016 No.8121665 >>8121599 Only 236 pages left to go. It's been quite a trip. But seriously though, read it to your kid, I'd be curious to see how a child raised on Gaddis would turn out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 03:34:30 2016 No.8121880 Read some Greek mythology senpai. Kids love that shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 04:20:22 2016 No.8121976 >>8121511 I have a nephew i want to give the jungle books by Kipling , along with some puppets of the animals from the stories. Peter Pan is another one I want to introduce early, even if it's just me reading a chapter and pretending with him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 04:21:46 2016 No.8121983 >>8121599 I liked it, way better than V.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 06:32:15 2016 No.8122239 >>8121511 I read my tots Marx's On the Jewish Question every night.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 06:35:21 2016 No.8122248 >>8121523 >Finnegan's