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>Welcome to our next stop anons! This is the board known as /lit/ OP hasn't personally been here but he respects all boards so while we're stationed here for 15 mins be respectful and make some new friends :^)

>> No.8118952

>>8118951
You are early

>> No.8118955

>>8118952
R9k always comes early

>> No.8118956

>>8118951
Why are we changing the times for each board?

>> No.8118959
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8118959

But, I'm illiterate!

>> No.8118961

Oh boy I don't know where the fuck I am

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Also bump

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>>8118951
Can /lit/ recommend me a book on how to get a gf?

>> No.8118964

>>8118951

C-can I show you my masterpiece Mr. Bus driver? I-it's just a short walk into these woods here. :^)

>> No.8118968

I'm staying in the bus, this place is weird.

>> No.8118970

>>8118955
if you don't cum early, you may not cum at all

>> No.8118971

hello litcucks. how do u rate the portrait of dorian gray, that was my shit

>> No.8118972

>>8118951
Buses are the least comfy things ever. A sardine can full of poor people in traffic is just grody.

Trains, on the other hand...

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>>8118951
does anyone want to look around with me? :3c

>> No.8118975

*takes a shit on the floor*

>> No.8118976

>>8118951
Excuse me, I'm an out-of-towner, could you point me to the nearest facillities, I really have to relieve myself?

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>>8118968
Can you hold my cum sock then?

>> No.8118980

>>8118972

Fuck off Samson

>> No.8118981
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HP Lovecraft and Michael Crichton, ebin.

>> No.8118982

>>8118970
Cumming early is my specialty

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>>8118972
OP 06/03/16(Fri)10:54:09 No.8118951▶>>8118952 >>8118956 >>8118963 >>8118964 >>8118972
>Welcome to our next stop anons! This is the board known as /lit/ OP hasn't personally been here but he respects all boards so while we're stationed here for 15 mins be respectful and make some new friends :^)
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Anonymous 06/03/16(Fri)10:54:48 No.8118952▶>>8118955
>>8118951 (OP)
You are early
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Anonymous 06/03/16(Fri)10:55:29 No.8118955▶>>8118970
>>8118952
R9k always comes early
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Anonymous 06/03/16(Fri)10:55:36 No.8118956▶
>>8118951 (OP)
Why are we changing the times for each board?
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Anonymous 06/03/16(Fri)10:55:53 No.8118959▶
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But, I'm illiterate!
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Anonymous 06/03/16(Fri)10:55:57 No.8118961▶ (You)
Oh boy I don't know where the fuck I am
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Tame 06/03/16(Fri)10:55:58 No.8118962▶
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Also bump
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Anonymous 06/03/16(Fri)10:56:00 No.8118963▶
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>>8118951 (OP)
Can /lit/ recommend me a book on how to get a gf?
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Anonymous 06/03/16(Fri)10:56:04 No.8118964▶
>>8118951 (OP)

C-can I show you my masterpiece Mr. Bus driver? I-it's just a short walk into these woods here. :^)
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Anonymous 06/03/16(Fri)10:56:16 No.8118968▶
I'm staying in the bus, this place is weird.
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Anonymous 06/03/16(Fri)10:56:21 No.8118970▶
>>8118955
if you don't cum early, you may not cum at all
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Anonymous 06/03/16(Fri)10:56:24 No.8118971▶
hello litcucks. how do u rate the portrait of dorian gray, that was my shit
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Anonymous 06/03/16(Fri)10:56:27 No.8118972▶
>>8118951 (OP)
Buses are the least comfy things ever. A sardine can full of poor people in traffic is just grody. (You)

Trains, on the other hand...

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8118985

Who here /reading/ my old history teacher told me to read it, pretty cool. Did you one that you could MARRY a old vestal virgin

>tfw no virgin MILF wife

History next pls

>> No.8118986

>>8118979
Sure thing famalam. Mind if I use it?

>> No.8118987

Need some one to hold my Willy while I waggle it.
Any takers?

>> No.8118988

>>8118986
Not at all.

>> No.8118990

>>8118974
TSF is cute
CUUUTE

>> No.8118991

hey litfags, do you guys like books and faggy shit? I mean half women and half fags here right?

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8118992

Those people really you /ck/ as a main bread, also bus is getting a little pungent now are we safe to open the window ?

>> No.8118993

>>8118974

Only if you show me your butt :3

>> No.8118995

>>8118991
That's what it says in their rainbow-colored pamphlet

>> No.8118998

Is Harry Potter worth reading /lit/?

>> No.8118999

>>8118992
Only open until we get to /pol/

>> No.8119001

someone post the picture where /lit scared off that girl you tuber and she deleted herself from the net

>> No.8119002
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8119002

>>8118951
Any other faggots still here from /b/ ?

>> No.8119004
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8119004

read this book to truly get redpilled

>> No.8119005

What the fuck is even this thread?

>> No.8119006

Fucking sheeeeeiiiittt, have not read a book in like 13 years or some sheeeiiittt

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dafuq ho reeds diz days anyway fucking retrd jst use youtube for audiobooks instead fucking nigger shit dick

>> No.8119010

>>8118998
No

>> No.8119011

>>8119001

No. This is not a feel bus.

>> No.8119012

>>8118971
*Picture. Fucking inbred.

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>>8118993
anon thats lewd!! ;////;

>> No.8119018

what board did this train depart from?

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>>8118999
>They have no idea that I'm an /r9k/ /pol/ double-agent

Those darn /pol/tards, right!?

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>>8119002
Yo

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>>8118999
ok duly noted, nice repeating numbers anon

>#istandwithtim

>> No.8119023

>>8119018
R9K

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>>8119018
/ck/

>> No.8119025

>>8119004
caught the intrest of a b tard now, is this some inside joke shit or an acctual book that you are suggesting. whats the name?

>> No.8119026

Do litfags actually read, or is it more like /v/ ?

>> No.8119027

>>8119018
/r9k/

>> No.8119028

>>8119022
Checked

>> No.8119029

>>8119018
Does this look like a train?

>> No.8119034

>>8119016
>>8118993
Save it for /trash/
They ERP there

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>>8119002
sup niggu

>> No.8119040

>>8119025
I came from r9k but it's william cooper's behold a pale horse

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>>8119022
Didnt even know i got them!>>8119023

>> No.8119042

>>8119019

Add a bit of /sp/ /fit/ , and /gsg/, and you're me :^)

>> No.8119043

my peanus weaunus hurts.... can someone kiss it better?

>> No.8119044

>>8119029
if you squint

>> No.8119045

>>8119018
>train
That's clearly a bus they're in

>> No.8119046

>5 Min warning! We will be leaving this board in 5 mins. Our next stop will be the board /s4s/. We will be there for 20 mins. Hope you anons made new friends :^)

>> No.8119047

>>8119034
But we're already in /lit/!
It's the ERP capitol of the whirld!

>> No.8119048

>>8119026
Half-n-half. The /pol/ runoff absolutely doesn't read and really shits up the board

>> No.8119049

>>8119002
i'm here /b/ro

>> No.8119050

>>8119040
why is he behind it and not on it ?

>> No.8119051

>this is the fastest moving thread on /lit/

kek

dead board

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8119052

i cant find mom.....

MOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

>> No.8119053

>>8119029
it looks like a boat you fucking FAGGOT

>> No.8119055

>>8119046
Well shit.

>> No.8119056

>>8119046
Good luck in that shithole

>> No.8119058

>>8119052
I'll be your new mom.

>> No.8119061

Im gettin a pretentious hipster vibe here...


Can we go to /pol/? I want to be abused.

>> No.8119062

Reading is like watching a slow TV in black and white

>> No.8119063

>>8119046

But I've never been to s4s. I don't get their Lebbit memes.

>> No.8119064

>>8119046
Fair warning, nobody had better go in the bathroom for about 20 or 30 minutes...

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>>8119046
They nice board!

>> No.8119066

everyone on lit seems to be a pseud

>> No.8119067

>>8119050
idk but I think the book was completed after his death i forget. if you're talking about me? i'm cold

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8119068

OP forgot to mention that the greyhound was a short bus

>> No.8119070

>>8119048
The only reason I would come to /lit/ DESU.

>> No.8119072

>>8119064
Speaking of that...

Shitter's clogged

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Guys it's the cops calm down!

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>>8119002
Fuck you faggot

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>>8119058
Only if you make me tendies when I ask you to dumb bitch

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>>8118972
>trains
>not planes

>> No.8119081

>>8119074
fite me irl fgt

>> No.8119083

>>8119075

Tendies this,bitch.

*unzips dick*

>> No.8119087

>>8119064
it is getting pretty rank back there driver, i think one of em dirty niggers shit his pants, maybe open the windows or something

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>>8119075
I ain't raising no spoiled kid.

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>>8119078
>Trains
>Not cranes

>> No.8119090

>>8119075
>hello /b/ro
>you going to be sharing those tendies

>> No.8119091

>>8119087

Save that smell for lgbt. Act as a deterrent for the mentally ill.

>> No.8119094

>ALL ABOARD!!! We are headed over to /s4s/ let's all stay safe on our journey and make sure to keep a positive attitude. The stop will be for 20 minutes
>>>/s4s/4479488

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8119095

It's a very comfy ride.

>> No.8119096

>>8119052
Shhhheeeeeeiiiitttt you dat dat dudes wifes son? Hahaha!.....

>> No.8119098

>>8119078
can we go on trump's plane?

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>>8119078
Train derailment = a few injuries
Plane crash= EVERYBODY DIES

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8119101

What the fuck.

>> No.8119102

hey can you retards get off my board. lit Is for smart people only

>> No.8119103

>>8119088

YOU SHOW EM MA!

>> No.8119106

>>8119102
>lit is for meme people only
couldn't agree more

>> No.8119108

>>8119102
Shut bitch before I back hand your pets and parents while fucking them at the same time!

>> No.8119117

before you guys leave be sure to pick up a copy of Infinite Jest at your local bookstore, it's a comfy read but a life changing experience

>> No.8119124

So whats next guise

>> No.8119141

>>8118991

Straight, wish I was a hypermasculine homo like the ancient greeks

>> No.8119147

Should i read moby dick?

>> No.8119153

>>8119147
how about you suck my dick lmao

>> No.8119227

>>8119153
>comedy master

>> No.8119244

You guys are far behind us. We are currentla at /jp/ !