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Anonymous Mon May 23 11:36:36 2016 No.8074431 [Reply] [Original]

Post Quality Joke Books

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 11:39:12 2016 No.8074437 i don't get it i don't get it i don't get it i don't get it i don't get it i don't get it i don't get it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 11:41:13 2016 No.8074443 Are these... are these even jokes? What? Am I missing something?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 11:43:23 2016 No.8074450 File: 186 KB, 1581x943, 1463987608309.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 11:45:39 2016 No.8074465 >>8074443 It seems Minecraft related, and 100% of the people who play that for more than a couple of hours are autistic.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 11:45:52 2016 No.8074466 >>8074450 Dear god it's like watching literal autism in motion.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 11:49:53 2016 No.8074489 >>8074465 I liked Minecraft back in the day, but not a word of these make sense to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 11:53:44 2016 No.8074502 >>8074450 Did you hear about... ad infinitum.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 11:54:07 2016 No.8074503 I think this is written for literal 5-year-olds

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 11:54:49 2016 No.8074506 >>8074431 >>8074450 These aren't even jokes wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 11:57:58 2016 No.8074518 >>8074450 >turning the player character to a she just because it's about their hair style This book is sexist.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 11:59:10 2016 No.8074523 >>8074489 They really became the autist holy grail when they made wiring, logic gates and traintracks.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 12:03:50 2016 No.8074539 >>8074450 This reads like babby's first attempt at modernist poetry if babby has literally only read the Simple English wikipedia page for it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 12:04:07 2016 No.8074541 >>8074523 I don't mind the autists really, they make some cool stuff - it's the kids I hate.

>>	HahahahahahahfiwunVCQGX Mon May 23 12:04:36 2016 No.8074545 Hilarious. 10/10

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 12:10:33 2016 No.8074567 >>8074431 It looks like they've been generated by computer

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 12:10:44 2016 No.8074568 >>8074431 It's actually really smart, you just don't get it. Minecraft is played almost exclusively by autistic people obsessed with it. It's just good marketing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 12:18:39 2016 No.8074595 >>8074450 >he made a lovely ice sculpture this one works but... im not sure if they meant it to

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 12:21:44 2016 No.8074610 this book was written by literal eight year olds. It should be a crime to let children so young publish anything non-anonymously since it will be attached to them for eternity.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 12:21:52 2016 No.8074613 What do you call a shitty horror writer licking the boots of a dominatrix?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 12:27:39 2016 No.8074630 >>8074613 ???

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 12:28:44 2016 No.8074636 File: 180 KB, 517x768, 1421544291865.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8074630 Stephen King's under the domme

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 15:02:34 2016 No.8075144 I Hate Everyone Starting With Me - Joan Rivers

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 15:40:21 2016 No.8075300 wew

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 15:41:58 2016 No.8075309 >>8074431 Schopenhauer - Aphorismen zur Lebensweisheit

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 15:52:36 2016 No.8075366 >>8074450 >"He went boom." Sent shivers up my spine. Masterful.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 15:56:46 2016 No.8075383 >>8074431 >>8074450 Does that count as poetry?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 16:18:39 2016 No.8075490 >>8074431 >>8074450 Damn this is some advanced postmodern humor right here

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 16:45:05 2016 No.8075599 >>8075490 this, youve just got to appreciate the beauty of it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 17:12:23 2016 No.8075688 >>8074450 Did you hear about the guy who wrote a book of Minecraft jokes? He had no discernible talent!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 18:34:11 2016 No.8076012 >>8074450 Did anyone else still legitimately laugh at these? Pure modern-postmodernism and I don't care if it wasn't intentional

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 18:39:46 2016 No.8076038 >>8074450 Is this post modern humor? Because I appreciate it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 19:21:28 2016 No.8076213 >>8074450 >He was super destroyed HOLY SHIT

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 19:25:26 2016 No.8076228 >>8076038 >post-modernism is synonymous with ironic appreciation of shit Sounds right.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 19:25:42 2016 No.8076230 >>8074636 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 21:57:58 2016 No.8076726 >super destroyed

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 23:53:24 2016 No.8077201 File: 14 KB, 678x55, ay.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8074450 >>8074431

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 03:29:50 2016 No.8077702 >>8074595 Re-reading that one it's actually pretty funny.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 03:55:03 2016 No.8077731 File: 57 KB, 500x667, 1409590041796.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this all reminds me

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 04:58:44 2016 No.8077796 File: 9 KB, 201x194, 1419014539798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8077201

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 05:00:03 2016 No.8077799 >>8074431 >>8074450 These are great. Plebs won't get them though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 05:14:23 2016 No.8077813 >that fat ugly toe

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 05:17:05 2016 No.8077816 >>8074450 Did you hear about the player who designed Minecraft? He stole everyone's money and disappeared!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 05:21:08 2016 No.8077819 >>8074431 i feel my soul dying little by little when reading these... jokes, please tell me this is a children's book or just highly advanced form of humour

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 05:22:16 2016 No.8077820 >>8074541 this sounds like something an actual kid would write

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 06:57:40 2016 No.8077955 >>8076012 I laughed hard at the flying in survival mode one honestly.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 07:20:13 2016 No.8077993 Did you hear about that Minecraft joke book? Nobody laughed!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 08:06:06 2016 No.8078085 >>8077201 this ones actually kind of clever

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 08:28:40 2016 No.8078125 >>8078085 no it's not

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 12:08:09 2016 No.8078725 Some of these are really quite clever

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 14:24:41 2016 No.8079128 File: 165 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20160524-112336.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8074431 >>8074450 it's always interesting contrasting reddit humor to here's

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 14:37:26 2016 No.8079180 >>8079128 there's more desperation in a redditor's post you've got to be some kind of fucked up human being to ever post on reddit >inb4 redditors attack me

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 14:39:17 2016 No.8079186 >>8079180 >there's more desperation This. They are literally all tripfags.

>>	Twiggy !zf/ZW7mGp6 Tue May 24 14:40:06 2016 No.8079189 >>8079186 shut up blank

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 14:43:17 2016 No.8079203 >>8079189 My name is Neo

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 14:43:33 2016 No.8079206 >>8077993 lul

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 14:52:22 2016 No.8079237 >>8074450 I can't remember when I've last seen something this autistic.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 14:56:30 2016 No.8079247 File: 476 KB, 1875x1000, mike brown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 15:33:42 2016 No.8079377 File: 176 KB, 1178x728, Memebook.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8074431 >>8074568 >>8075490 >>8075599 >>8077201 >>8077799 Not to be a memester or anything, but pic related is the funniest thing I've read all year.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 15:40:58 2016 No.8079400 >>8077731 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTHlJT8VCns Have you seen this?