/lit/ - Literature

It's impossible, you creep. This is like that time Kate Beaton posted in LF.

i think she only digs historical figures.
get a powdered wig, maybe?

>>802409

Without deluding myself it's certainly unlikely. That said, I'm a good looking young man with similar tastes to hers in history and literature.

I bet she smells really good.

Oh man, is that her? I would insert my penis into her vagina enthusiastically, if you know what I mean.

At first I was:
>I'm a Canadian guy and my only desire at the moment is to date Kate Beaton.
idiot

but then
>cept i rly liked C@P too lawl
troooooool in the dungeonnnn

Send her an email with a link to this thread. /lit/ is slow; it'll be around. I bet she totally won't be creeped out at all.

Be sure to pretend you have no idea who she is. Just demonstrate you share interests. If you so much as even mention reading her comic, it's ruined.

>>802430

Sigh* I spent about an hour the other day writing and rewriting an email to her.

"Will she appreciate some sort of zany humour?"
"What do I say?"
"I bet she gets this aaaaalll the time"
"I'm trying too hard"

:(

>>802435

Oh and it was never sent, if that wasn't clear.

Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal. Find some other chick.

Do you even live in the same area?

Dress like Mr. Darcy and make a lot of Bronte sisters jokes on your first date.

>>802448

Lets just say I do...

get a group of friends, dress up as WWII soldiers and hang out at a coffee house, talking like hipsters.

Baaaawww, I'm so in looooove with her.

>>802529
I got a feeling she dislikes hipsters...

Supposedly she's kinda fat. I mean, she doesn't look fat in the pictures I've seen, but she says she's kinda fat in some of her comics.

So you like her. You'd like to show her you share the same interests. What else do you have to offer?
Some won't date a guy just because he adores her.

Anyway, she attends several comic cons (http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=kate+beaton)) and a lot of men probably try to hit on her. She looks like she's easily creeped out by weird shit so don't try to go and show up at one of those cons dressed as Napoleon saying you want her to be your Marie Antoinette.

I would gladly go gay for her.

>>802546
Smart
Funny
Well read
can draw
famous
...TOO BAD SHE'S KINDA FAT

>>802561

>>802561
Smart, funny, well read people who can draw are actually quite easy to find.

I don't see how being famous is a plus.

>>802547

I know, and that's exactly how I don't want to approach her; that is also the reason I've never emailed her. She must get the same thing every day.

>Start thinking in green text, out of fucking nowhere.
>Who is Kate Beacon?
>Googles Kate Beacon
>Kate Beaton is a Canadian webcomic artist.
>Canadian!
>Webcomics!

How could this be attractive to anyone?

>>802607

You eat Canadian bacon covered in maple syup off of her while fucking her.

>>802607
If you don't like her comics you don't deserve to be on /lit/.

>>802561

So cute, my gawhd.

We have the same last name, and my grandfather was originally from Cape Breton, Nova Scotia. Are we related?

>>802626

I didn't know that an affinity for mediocre webcomics was needed to post here.

>>802659

hahahahaha okay buddy

>>802626

/lit/ posts them way too often

>>802676
I was under the impression it was an elaborate pyramid scam posted by the author

>>802669
>Stop talking bad about my imaginary girlfriend! Prepare to face my virgin wrath!

>>802659
trololol

>>802681

>>802681
>my virgin wrath
It's like I'm really on /adv/

>>802681

What? I never implied any wrath? I laughed at your silly statement which I assumed was partially made in jest.

If you actually think her comic is mediocre we have very different senses of humour.

>>802681
>ooooooooh, look at him, he's a virgin, woooooooh, VIRGIN VIRGIN

send her the damn mail OP, what's the worst that can happen?

>>802726
Mail won't work for sure, and surely can screw things up for when he meets her in person, if he does.

Didn't she write a comic about getting creepy e-mails from guys who want to have sex with her because they like her web comic?

>>802742
ohshi-

>>802771
linxplox??

>>802742
Don't all female comic writers make a strip about that?
I thought it was a requirement.

>>802742

>>802805
the misogyny detector is at an all-time high

>>802818
Ha ha. A good one. Except that the band members are emo instead of furry.

>>802818
and this is my second favourite webcomic

the expressions kill me

>>802823
Too bad that is rather close to being the sad truth: females on the Internet get sexually harassed, and I've certainly seen those with a vehicle for expression express it.

>>802406
No.

Get a life, you basement-dwelling, mouth-breathing, nothing-of-value-would-be-lost-if-you-died dumb motherfucker.

>>802817
Is that the real thing?

>>802845
That wasn't very nice, Kate. He loves you.

>>802845

>>802834
seconded.

Probably my favorite, to be honest

>>802851
http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=103

Yeah, she really made it.

>>802852
GO AWAY JAMES JOYCE

I enjoy Kate Beaton and her comics.

It is sad that some people won't enjoy them because they're too mainstream.

Also, at full force, ass, vagina, mouth, etc.

>>802851
It's from a series of badly drawn and inexplicably lulz inducing comics

>>802860
why am I laughing?

>I bet she smells really good.

....

>>802868

>>802546
PROTIP: All women think theyre fat

>>802902
I don't

>>802904
Trap.

>>802546
All women think they're fat. If they're emaciated they poke at their bellies and whine about the distension and call themselves obese.

All of them.

>>802910
fagget

>>802909
She's a little chubbs, but still adorable.

>>802406
You know, people who create what you like are not necessarily those terribly pleasant in person.

>>802726

She might not like me :(

>>802904

Go on a diet, fatty!

Just kidding, I want to date you. Is it fine if I e-mail you?

What if I dedicate a /lit/ thread to you. Would that turn you on, baby-boo?

>>802916
And proud!

>>802922
this

>>802922
she looks like the most pleasant person ever

>>802909

White whale, holy grail!

>>802929
come here, I'll rape your butt

>>802943
>>802929

I like where this thread is going

hhahaha
seriously why do I find this so funny?

>>802937
That's because you've read her work.

>>802953

It isn't. I hate her little doodle comics. They're fucking awful.

>>802954
common, look at her round happy face and tell me she's an evil bitch

>>802926

The /lit/ thread is not to woo her, it's to get advice about how to woo her.

I should have known you people would never understand. I pledge a love eternal.

>>802961
She's one of those people who looks skinny from the neck up, but is actually somewhat chubby.

Which means there will be a moment of disappointment when she first gets naked, but getting head from her will still be awesome.

Man... she looks like a Nova Scotia girl.

She could take down a moose with those thighs.

Kate Beaton>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>&g
t;>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>&g
t;>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Meredith Gran.

>>802961
I never told that, my defensive bro. I'm just saying that she wouldn't look like anyone special to you if you didn't know who she was.

>>802969
no it means she can have huge tits and ass while maintaining a thin neck.

>>802979
Dude, look over the pictures in this thread.

I'm not saying she's not cute, but huge tits she does not have.

>>802926
>>802926
>>802926
>>802926

>>802981
>>802979

Stop speaking about her in this way D:

>>802987
tits tits tits

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>>802987
Does it make you uncomfortable Kate, when I talk about your tits and your ass? Do you not like that it makes your nipples hard?

I wanna rub my dick against your face Kate, and then I wanna fart in your mouth. Nnnnn.

>>802989

She's so pretty. I read all of her comics with a raging hard on.

Should I make her aware of this in my email? Girls like that right?

>this thread
That's incredibly juvenile. Christ, I guess I'm now officially too old for 4chan.

>>802994

What makes it official?

>>802993
They do. Be sure to mail your dick.

>>802997
The very statement of it being official itself.

>>802994
I know bro, I know.

4chan never pretended to be anything but pure shit, might as well accept it

OP is an aspie and a basement dweller.
Tell me that it's not true, OP.

maybe you idiots should go do something equally as cool as what Beaton does instead of fawning over her like a bunch of panty-waste shrimp-dicks. Go make something of your lives you fat fucks.

>>802999

Knowing her as well as I do, I think she'd appreciate a body part as a testament of love.

Does she get butthurt by other literary/historical comics?

>>803009

It's not true. You can believe what you want, but for the purposes of this thread lets assume that I am a fairly good looking, well dressed, personable, well read young man; aged 19-21, 6 ft 3, thin, blond hair and blue eyes.

Now how can I make her my girlfriend?

>>803020
>blond hair and blue eyes
fucking Nazis these days...

>>803009
He fits here perfectly then

>>803020
Being a smart and funny person that likes interesting facts about history I suggest you become a smart and funny person that knows interesting facts about history.

>>803035
*Her being

>>803029
But no, /lit/ is supposed to be the only board with a bilaterally functional brain.

>>803035
for starters
then you can work on that creepy stalker wibe you've got going on

>>803020
You can't because you are a weirdo and have never met her.

>>803020
>19-21

I think she's a bit older.

>>803039
/lit/-aspie paradise

>>803020
You don't. Instead you get over it and get a well-read girlfriend IRL. Trust me.

>>803047
BUT IT SHOULD BE LIKE THAT!!

>>803050
aspies are pretty smart bro
/lit/ is for cultivated aspies

seriously, why you do this.

>>803057
But art is about emotional impact!

Hide in her trash cans and mastrubate

chicks did that

>>803042
>>803041

Well of course I would meet her first, and I wouldn't be creepy in real life.

>>803044

I know, it's another hurdle.

>>803071
aspies mostly have problem with empathy not having emotions

>and I wouldn't be creepy in real life.

Sure you wouldn't. Fuck off.

>>803140

You'll love me, you'll see. Just give me a chance gurl.

>>803093
this is an obscure reference, and I don't get it

I say you should e-mail her, and just tell her the truth. Something along the lines of
"We have the same interests, youre cute, im not butt ugly, we could work!"
make sure there is some "zany humor"

>>803240
oh you

>>803437
I lol'd

Fact:

Kate Beaton is /lit/'s queen.

Fact:

Kate Beaton is the Anti-Meyer.

Fact:

Most of /lit/ will compose letters in the style of those that Joyce sent to Nora Barnacle, and send them to Kate Beaton as a affirmation of their love.

>>803513
Fact:

Arcueid Brunestud is a piece of shit

>>803513

>Fact:

>Kate Beaton is /lit/'s queen.

That fat bitch? lol i don't think so tim

>>803544
As much as I love you Oscar, you need to back off dude.

>>803431

No I can't imagine any random email generating interest on her end. I just have to "bump into her" sometime.

I need to be schooled in literature so I can make a comment on whatever book she's holding at the time.

>>803568
Sorry, but /lit was born to be Wilde.

>>803536
"Cyberpunk" was a nice documentary.

>>802403
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Well, she's cute, but there are a ton of cute talented young women out there.

Whatever happened to the good ol' days when everyone had a crush on Sigourney Weaver? Now that was a chick worth stalking...

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Fuck, I'm a girl and even I'm in love with her. She's so cute and so funny ;_;

That's KB? Goddamn, she's hot.

I only entered this thread for the pictures of kate. Enjoy being almost more pathetic than me.

>>803513
No faggot. She will never be the queen of /lit/. Oscar has been queen since the beginning and it won't change. She can be the princess of /lit/, just not the queen. Oscar is our queen.

>>802406
Kate Beaton, stop being so fragile and cute.

>>802637
The Canadian Tuxedo in all its glory right here, folks.

Saging, for /lit/'s lack of standards.

>>804362

Pathetic for having the desire to date Kate Beaton?

What no video of her being interviewed? Sad times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1MBXQsCFHg

> Fast-forward to 5:10
> Interviewer is as awkward as this thread

But I agree with him because...well geez...Kate :3

>>804740
She's not hot. She's cute.

I'd rather fuck her mind. I bet she does excellent typed netsex or dirty emails.

>>803892
they said

CYBERPUNKKKKKKKKKKK

too many times in the first ten minutes for me to take it too seriously. But yes, the B-52 stealth bomber quote is a classic