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7989569 No.7989569 [Reply] [Original]

What do you do if your book falls in the bath?

>> No.7989571

>>7989569
Pull it out and flip the pages while blowing on them.

Though to be fair, I've never dropped the ENTIRE book in the bath, just dipped corners.

>> No.7989572
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7989572

Don't read in the bath you ass

>> No.7989573

Never been an issue. I do my reading in the shower.

>> No.7989574

>>7989573
I actually thought that would be a good invention

A reading cabinet in the shower. Haven't figured out how to turn pages yet though

>> No.7989581

Just put your Kindle in a plastic baggie. Simple.

>> No.7989584

I scream until Mother comes and finds me and pulls me out of the bath and dries me and dresses me and lays me down on the sofa with a cup of hot cocoa and an episode of the Simpsons. I loop the episode because she'll be away buying a new book from the library.

>> No.7989589

>>7989584
Pretty negligent of her to leave you unattended in the bath IMO

>> No.7989592

>>7989589
she sometimes falls asleep in her wheelchair and I have to splash her with water when she forgets her hearing aid

>> No.7989594

>>7989569

>reading in the bath

Can't you just drink hard liquor and masturbate like a normal person? Jesus fucking Christ.

>> No.7989596

>>7989594
DOn't want to get the pages filled with cum. Makes them hard to pull apart

>> No.7989602

>>7989594
Do you wank in the bath?

>> No.7989605

>>7989569
I've been reading in the bath for too long to make such a rookie mistake. It's the moisture you have to worry about.

>> No.7989607

>>7989602
Who doesn't?

>> No.7989611

>>7989607
I don't

>> No.7989612

I tried reading in the bath.
You have to stick your hands out of the water and grab the book right? And your hands are dry but your arms aren't. What bugs me is the band of skin around the middle of my forearms who gets wet and then sits out of the water because I'm holding a book. This band catches any gust of air and is irritating and cold. I'd rather wank in the bath, IMO the #1 literary activity in the bathroom. Reading in the bath really is too bored housewife-tier for me.

>> No.7989614

>>7989607
I have in the past but now I find shower for ez-jizz removal or bed for top porn is best

bath means you either have to cart along a rag for jizz disposal that will probably get soggy and nasty as you cart it to the trash/toilet dripping bathwater everywhere (or leave the sodden mass nearby like roadkill), you have to stop bathing after cumming, or you have to marinate in your own sperm.

>> No.7989755

>>7989569
Fap

>> No.7989760

You stop being a fag who reads in th bath.

>> No.7989765

>>7989574
Just do it like those uranium handlers, you put it in a glass case but you have these gloves that you can use to turn pages.

>> No.7989768

>>7989584
>>7989592
This is fine art.

>>7989607
Are you cut?

>> No.7989772

>>7989765
Ever tried turning pages with gloves?

>> No.7989777

>>7989765
Yes. Patent pending

>> No.7989795

I dont read (in the bath).

>> No.7989805

>>7989795
You had me worried there for a minute young man!

>>7989765
I'm going to draw some design ideas with MS Paint.

>> No.7989807

>>7989614

Just because it is called a "face wash cloth" doesn't mean it must be used exclusively for your face, anon. Although, I would suggest you wash your face first...

>> No.7989842

relax... think of the last sentence... and let myself inside the water...

>> No.7989847
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7989847

© 2016

>> No.7989867

>>7989847
Perfect

>> No.7989869

>stewing in your own filth

>> No.7989872

>>7989869
>wasting proteins

>> No.7989879

>>7989768
retard

>> No.7989895

>>7989847
top kek

>> No.7989993

>>7989847
Lucky you copyrighted it anon. Anybody could have copied it otherwise.

>> No.7990011

>>7989869
I don't know if you know this or not, but most people shower before taking a bath because they serve different purposes. Baths are for relaxing.

>> No.7990042

>>7989847
I'm in tears holy shit

>> No.7990967

You only read in the bath when you have a ledge or lectern and towel to lay the book on. The towel protects it from splashing and can be used to dry your finger tips before page turning.

For ebook readers, you can get sleeves for underwater tablet use and take your book snorkelling if you like.

>>7989847
How to pre-order?

>> No.7990978
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>>7989765
why am I laughing

>> No.7991007
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>>7989847
yfw this amazing idea will never become a reality because people don't read enough

>> No.7991024
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>> No.7991049

>>7991024
its fucking real>>7989847

>> No.7991055
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>>7991049
>yes I use photon

>> No.7991066

>>7991055
???????????

>> No.7991071

>>7989569

I tell my falcon to pick it up and hand it over to me.

>> No.7991100

>>7991024
every time shit like this happens board culture gets worse as the influx of newfags from imgur and tumblr and wherever the fuck else flock to /lit/ as a source of hi-larious maymays and original content donut steel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v2ewQE-QK0

keep me out of your dirty screenshot

>> No.7991105

>>7989573
kek'd all the way to the bank

>> No.7991109
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7991109

>scrolling /int
>see that picture
>go to /lit
>HURR DURR WHAT TO DO BOOK IN DA WATER
>back to /int

>> No.7991120

>>7989569
Use a toaster to fish it out.

>> No.7991122

>>7991109
/lit/ has a cock not worthy of note

>> No.7991123

>>7991109
/int/ is honestly the smartest board on this site

>> No.7991129

>>7991109
>go to /int/ and make a post
>A FUCKING LEAF
>back to /lit/

>> No.7991132

>>7989847
b-but I sit down in the bath to read. Standing is uncomfortable

>> No.7991183
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7991183

>>7989847
you're in luck

>> No.7991188

>>7989847
Top skills

>> No.7991195
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>>7991129
>buttmad Canadian can't handle the banter
Nothing new under the sun.

>> No.7991233

>>7989584
>>7989592
crying

>> No.7991236

>>7989612
>wanking in the bath

You know your mum can get pregnant if she runs one after you, right?

>> No.7991282

>>7991236
>not sharing the bath water

>> No.7991286

>>7991236
>>7991282
fuck.
was really hoping to resist going back to /d/.

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>>7991024
>a little girl beat you to the idea of a generation

>> No.7991319

>>7989807
> Storage Wars, Walnut Whip, wank into a flannel

>> No.7991325

>>7991195
>Has never had any friends or camaraderie of any sort
>He thinks an obnoxious meme qualifies as "banter"

I genuinely pity you

>> No.7991333

>>7991302

Her favorite books

>what 10 books would you recommend to young readers like you? Navigating Early, Uglies, Jump Ship to Freedom, The Twits, Helen Keller’s Teacher, The Summer of Moonlight Secrets, The Name of This Book is Secret, Ten Miles Past Normal, The Secret Tree, Matilda

http://www.imeeshu.com/2013/04/10/madison-florence-young-inventor-of-the-shower-reader/

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>>7991325
You okay, mate?

>> No.7991352

>>7991333
thats cute

>> No.7991398

Fuck off, Tony

>> No.7991406

>>7989847
Kickstarter link?

>> No.7991417
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>>7991333
>The Twits
>mfw I read this as The Twinks

>> No.7992649

I do a ton of reading on the lake so a bunch of my books are weathered. I guess just don't bring a book you don't want to ruin

>> No.7992667
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7992667

Am I the only cray enough one here to read while cycling?

>> No.7992883

>>7991417

Does he have melanoma

>> No.7992991

>>7989569
Buy a new book

>> No.7993002

>>7991417
wtf is that on his face

>> No.7993004

>>7992667
the other guy died

>> No.7993005

>>7993002
shadows of doubt from those that don't clap in peter pan

>> No.7993254

>>7989993
heh but he didn't patent it just coming back from the patent office now off to make a fortune off it

>> No.7993267

>>7993002
Freckles you fuckmongler.

>> No.7993275

>>7989569
Fill out the warranty card and send it in.

>> No.7993281

>>7989602
SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH

>> No.7993414

>>7989569
I don't read in the bath, I listen to music, reading is for dry land.

>> No.7994960

>bath
Do you enjoy steeping in your own filth?

>> No.7995151

>>7989569
Fist myself