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Just finished this.

There should be religions based on the sheer awesomeness of Neville.

>> No.793115

THIS MAY BE THE MOST TERRIFYING SCIENCE-FICTION NOVEL YOU WILL EVER READ!!!!!!

>> No.793122
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>>793115

>> No.793128

>>793115
I WANTED TO MAKE YOU GO THROUGH THE EFFORT OF DRAGGING YOUR MOUSE ON TOP OF THIS JUST TO LET YOU KNOW YOU'RE A RAGING BALL-SNIFFING FAGGOT STAGOLEE!!!

>> No.793130

Op here

can we discuss how fucking flawless this novel is?

or are you guys just gonna act like the little retarded sporelings of /b/

>> No.793133

>>793128
BUT I'M NOT STAGOLEE!

>> No.793136

>>793130
Fuck your shit, cork ass

>> No.793139

>>793136
That's what i thought.

There will be no cure for this board. Enjoy your aids you bitter loathsome neck bearded virgins.

>> No.793141

but i don't have a neck beard

>> No.793145
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>>793144
i shave

>> No.793144

>>793141
oh, you will soon enough.

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>>793139
My neck isn't beard

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>>793145
no you don't

>> No.793153

>>793150
Wait...what's happening

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>>793150
yes i do

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>>793153
The catalyst is erupting.

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>>793157
You lie. You don't even know what a razor looks like!

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>>793164
i use an electric shaver

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>>793168
Get fucked

and buy yourself a fucking razor you scumfuck

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>>793171
fuck you my dad bought it for me

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>>793177
...I didn't want to be the one who told you but your father is dead. He died in a terrible shaving accident when you were thirteen. He tried teaching you the proper way to shave the neck area but his feet lost it's footing because of the spilled lube your mom used the previous night to peg your father until he screamed out in submissive ecstasy. He sliced his throat open squirting crimson all over your face and as you watched him fall to the ground holding his neck trying to stem the rushing flow of blood you began wishing and wishing that your father wasn't dying, you wished that razors had never been made, you wished that shaving never existed and at that moment your brain rewired itself to comprehend with your wish and to escape the now flailing horror at your feet.

You never shaved in your entire life and your father is dead.

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>>793220