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Behold, the queen of /lit/

>> No.786657

I don't know who that is but...

>imokaywiththis.jpeg

>> No.786659

What, the tree?

>> No.786662

She has crappy taste though, but she worked through a whole library during the series

>> No.786661

Oscar Wilde beat her to it.

>> No.786665

I think he means the grass - it's not great grass IMO but whatever.

>> No.786670

>>786661
I'm the king of /lit/?
Thanks guize.

>> No.786673

Who dat?

>> No.786677

>>786670
Anytime.

>> No.786679

I'd use my passing knowledge of fine literature to hit it, then get out whatever sci-fi trash i'm actually reading.

>> No.786689

>>786670

Not king. Queen.

>> No.786688

>>786687
Rory from the Gilmore Girls

>> No.786687

can someone tell me who that is already?
pls?

>> No.786693

>>786688
oh ok thanks.

>>786689
yeah OK man.

>> No.786705

>>786693
facepalm.jpg

>> No.786711

>>786705
Why you facepalm?
You're just mad I'm queen of /lit/ and you're not?

>> No.786715
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>> No.786719

Actually we already have a queen.
It's the little (Serbian?) blonde girl with the neo-nazi dad.
She holds stacks of books and looks cute.

>> No.786723

>>786719
She's dutch.
I'd rather have that slut as our queen. You know, the porn actress with her existentialist crap.

>> No.786725

>>786723
sasha grey?
ew.
little dutch girl is much cuter.

>> No.786740

>>786715
OH SHIT IS THAT WALTER THE FARTING DOG!?!?

>> No.786742
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>>786723
>>786725

>> No.786750

I'd fuck her mom but not her, seriously most annoying piece of shit ever.

>> No.786754

>>786725
can someone post a pic of her so we can all see?

>> No.786757

>>786754

see >>786742

>> No.786758

>>786757
not that disgusting whore.
the dutch girl that holds the books.

>> No.786760

>>786742
I don't think we want to consider Sasha Grey's reactions to our dick-size :/

>> No.786764

Oscar Wilde is the Queen of /lit/ FFS. That little blond girl can be our mascot.

>> No.786768

>>786764
>>786764
Or my waifu

>> No.786774

>The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

I thought it was a cool story bro when I found out that she was an atheist.

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>>786768
waifu thread?

>> No.786804

>>786760
protip: Unless you're like 2.5 inches or over 9 inches, size is much less important than skill.

>> No.786819

Most guys wouldn't touch the sides with Sasha Grey. It'd be like dipping string in a bucket.

>> No.786839

>>786804
Woah thanks I'm sure that's exactly what everyone wanted to hear

>> No.787179

>>786804

That's what all the 3-inchers say.

>> No.787200

There are no unabridged journals of Plath, since Ted Hughes destroyed everything she wrote in them that he didn't like.

>> No.787207

>>786839
>>787179
I'm like 6 1/2 inches, and it's the truth. I was all worried 6.5 inches was small, so I looked into it.

>> No.787236

>>787200

Aren't there just two not available? He burned the one that Plath kept in the last few weeks of her life and another one "disappeared."

How the fuck does one of the journals of your deceased wife and mother of your two children just disappear? Ted Hughes is an asshole.

>> No.787292

>>787207

Didja read that in a book, son?

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>>786758
This one?