/lit/ - Literature

We're each very unique individuals in and of ourselves. Because of this, our behaviors can't be quantitied in the way you're looking for. I'm sorry. It's a rare thing to find men like us

go to university and enroll in lit courses

>>7822842
Look for the quiet ones.

>>7822842

>tfw I'm cute

we'll be the judge of that. post pic

You're probably fat, and have short, neon colored hair.

>>7822856

I know you are rare and that's why I won't settle for chads or normies, because even though you are what you say you are, you still exist to make me wonder!

>>7822857

I'll start uni next year, maybe he'll be there, then. I'm just so tired of being lonely alone.

>>7822864

>>7822875
wat uni bby

>>7822864

>white fem.
>christian
>not even chubby
>black straight hair.

Try again.

Present thy titties ye Olde wench, or ye be prepared to return from whence thou came

>mfw probably I will never date with someone because my uni is just for girls

I'm /lit/ and look pretty /fit/, but I don't look /lit/ at all.

I look more like someone who'd bully /lit/ fellas.

>>7822890
>implying the men of /lit/ and /fit/ haven't always been brothers aligned in our appreciation of aesthetics

/lit/ types are quiet and contemplative, but we aren't the types to get bullied

>>7822884
B E R K E L E Y

>>7822904
is this from the king's castle in Prague?

>>7822887

lol

To that i say that you shall await for them anxiously as you lay in your bed of sweet eternal sleep, only then I shall present them to thee. Sir.

post boob

>>7822904
Not everyone is /lit/fit/ brother, I'm sure we have plenty of skinnyfat dweebs for patrician jocks like you and I to pick on

>>7822916
Tfw people don't look towards becoming a Hellenic aesthetic
What's wrong with us

What's your favorite classical Greek tragedy from antiquity? I'd love to meet a woman that appreciates Aeschylus

>>7822889

Don't lose hope

>>7822928

Don't know.. Only read The Iliad, though.

How is it? Recommend me pls and I shall give it a read

>>7822920
I don't even go for the Hellenic aesthetic, I just lift big weights and enjoy my naturally wide shoulders. The only true aesthetic is the eternal sublime and I'm only a small part of it.

>>7822928
Herakles or Oedipus the King.

>>7822842
>where do they play?
What a silly question. I never leave my room

>>7822857

But I forgot to add that, in the uni I'll be getting into, the literature grads are pretty much normies, left-wing revolts and they think they're superior because "I read books, I'm not stupid, hurdur". Idk why, just how it is.

Post pics and we'll see.

>tfw 6'4 but into any qt girls
>white, green eyes, Christian
>19

There's my application. Most recent reads: On the Road, The Stranger, The Sound and the Fury, Absalom, Absalom, Breakfast of Champions, Inherent Vice, and Steppenwolf.

>>7822971
Whither goest thee, sweet muliebrity?

>>7822979
I bet you browse 4chan with your arms crossed and only uncross them to make a post/scroll up and down. I mean that as a compliment.

>>7822965
Apollonian androgyny is the highest ideal of aesthetics for the literary man

>>7822979
you sound unbearably pleb, but with delusions of patricianhood

just off yourself

>>7822988
Current posture: right arm on desk, holding phone; left arm resting on upper thigh, fist clenched loosely under my chin.

>>7822988

In what way is that a compliment though?

Don't we all do that? (except for the crossed arms bit)

>>7822990
I'm more of an Odysseus guy myself

I'll be your bf, all i want is a qt lit gf.

>>7822992
all that he really revealed about himself is that he's 6'4, so i can only conclude that you're just a jealous manlet

>>7822842

>>7822884
you slav by any chance?

>>7822842
>tfw I'm cute but every guy I know is immature and impulsive
yeah sure, it's their problem

>>7822995
That's the most important part.

>>7822992
Not very pleb; pretty smart, currently studying Chemical Engineering, but enjoy humanities in my free time.

>>7822993
>he thinks

that's why you read plato.

>>7822979

Fine, but what segment are you in? (I mean Baptist, Mormon, etc)

>>7822997
Odysseus mode is the ideal for the maturing literary man as he transitions into fatherhood

hello homo.

If you're not a fag, most men don't like "unique" or bookish girls because they are normally SJW or some kind of attention whore cancer. STEM girls, esp medicine are the best.

>>7822856
die
>>7822884
lol die
>>7822979
you sound like someone i'd go on one date with and then keep telling "yeah we should totally hang out again some time" to without meaning it

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>>7823016
I disagree, he sounds objective and a practical guy. Like a smart man that knows what he wants. Keep up, friend.

>>7823027
Fishing is really this easy! You don't even need a rod

>>7823016
>he trips on an anonymous imageboard

"you seem like a great person, I just don't think we're meant for eachother :)))"

>>7823015

So are you saying I'll never have a lit bf because if they see me reading a book they will think "law major reading a book? Pff, prob jus an attention whore, c'mon guys, we have to keep looking!"

Ahmagad what do

>>7823033
ok bud, more for you :^) you seem like you need all you can get anyway
>>7823049
that's a lie anon, you'd be asking for my hand in marriage before i even finished my coffee

>>7823061
What he's actually saying is that he's an avid /pol9k/ poster and has no idea what men are really like because he doesn't go outside.

>>7823062
are you a chick tho?

>>7823061
>Ahmagad
pls go

>>7822842
self help books don't count as literature.

I want /lit/ gf, not some dumb whore who can't understand anything beside King, sparks, coben or any popshitlitetature garbage.
Also reading assignments don't define your literary taste.
And btw cut that shit with carrying your books everywhere, posting dumbwhore quotes or photos of books, and having your reviews blog.

>>7823033
Thanks anon, appreciate it :)

>>7823062
So what makes you say that? Also, m/f?

this ain't even /lit/ but okay

OP were you abused/neglected? because it sounds more like you're interested in an older man more than you're interested in a neckbeardy faggot like you'd find on /lit/

you think you want a /lit/ bf only because you associate /lit/ memes with seeming well read which you associate with an older man

>>7823013
Right now- in transition, contemplating my status on organized religion, and my personal belief in God or a higher power.

It might take a while.

>>7822842
/lit/ bf material.

I look like a drug user.

>>7823010
Only Plato I've read was The Republic; honestly didn't enjoy it very much.

>>7823261
p r o j e c t i n g

Every time I get close to a girl that I know I have a chance with (such as OP), and with any kind of pressure to engage in an interesting enough conversation that could lead to something, I start to sweat like a pig and have serious cough attacks. But that's just me.

>>7823062
>marriage

How many men have you slept with?

Muck Bulligan is a man, and OP I'm still waiting on the photo.

Pic related - dream girl.

>>7823080
i have absolutely no motivation to say
>>7823248
yeah we should totally hang out again some time
>>7823329
how many men have you slept with?
>>7823261
>implying you have to be abused/neglected to be attracted to older men
would you ask an older man who was attracted to younger women if they were abused as a child?
>>7823326
yum ;)

OP, where can I find /lit/ girls like you?

get this cringy shit out of here
>>>/soc/

>>7822842
hey bby what's up

>>7823347
Those are some dream tits that's for sure.

>>7823376
I agree. I've been posting in here but this is just getting too far from literature.

MOOOOODDDDDSSSSSS

>>7823368
Fuck off

>>7822842

If you are in London we can arrange something.

Even if it's not a bf/gf thing, at least you'd have a male friend with whom you can discuss applied memetics in literature.

>>7823368

>implying

I could be snarky because I've been there done that with girls like you, but instead I'll just give you advice

just because men have fixed all your other messes doesn't mean they can fix your head

not like it'll stop you from being a little sexpot I assume

All lit fuqbois have shit personalities.

T.lit fuqboi

>>7822904
is that guy trying suck his dick, and the other guy is beating him off with a club?

Would you fuck an INTP?

>>7823464
No one would fuck an INTP. Jk, I've gotten INTP/ENTP/ENFP.

Women posting /r9sock/ thread is no more quality than when a man does it. Fuck off.