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The ides of March are come, /lit/

>> No.7814877

and so have i

>> No.7814884

>>7814872

HE WAS A CONSOLE OF ROME

>> No.7814904

HE WAS MY FRIEND
FAITHFUL AND JUST TO ME

>> No.7814951

>>7814904
He was pretty ambitious, tbqhwy family member. At least I heard one honourable guy say so.

>> No.7815006

>>7814951
[Enter Mark Antony]

Mark Anthony: lol no

[Exeunt Antony]

>> No.7815014

>>7814872
What is some good Caesar lit?

>> No.7815018

>>7815006

Brutus: [betrays internally]

>> No.7815022

corn

>> No.7815028

>he doesn't mutter SPEAK HANDS FOR ME as he's starts jacking off
shame on you

>> No.7815034
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7815034

ide dont give a fuck

>> No.7815038

Brando is the goat Marc Antony, Heston can go to he'll , he'll , he'll. *weasel laugh *

>> No.7815044
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>>7815038
>liking Marlon ''if I shout at random times that's gonna make it better'' Brando better than GOAT actor Heston

>> No.7815064
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>>7815038
>>7815044
>Heston
>not Richard Burton

How can you not love him when he goes
>PFFT Agrippa, PFFT Octavian.

>> No.7815079

>>7815018

[Antony teleports behind Brutus' back]
"pssh...nothing personnel"

>> No.7815087

[Casca teleports behind Caesar's back]

Casca: pssh...nothing personnel, Caesar.

[Casca stabs Caesar]

[t'was a hologram]

>> No.7816855
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7816855

...I-is it safe yet?
...A-are we gonna make it?

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>>7816855

>> No.7818829

>>7818014
CASCA DON'T

>> No.7818882

>>7816855
>: concealed caesar.jpg (183 KB, 1024x768)
fucking kek

>> No.7818948

>caesar did nothing wrong and the republic deserve to fall
>fedora.JPEG

>> No.7818960

>>7818948
>caesar was ambitious
>*tips will*

>> No.7818961

>>7814872
>but not yet gone

>> No.7818970
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7818970

FUCK CAESAR, LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC

>> No.7818981

CARTHAGO DELENDUM EST

>> No.7819019

>>7818961
actually

>> No.7819030
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>>7818960
>will

I'm here to get my part of the will and fuck up Mark Antony dumbass

>> No.7819038

>>7818970
you just posted a picture of caesar

>> No.7819040

>>7815014
Plutarch's Lives

>> No.7819041

>>7819038
Caesar doesnt look that pure, nigger

>> No.7819045
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>>7818981
>delendum
Carthago Delenda Est
"conjugate the verb"

>> No.7819049
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>>7819030
Not if me and my gf can do something about it

>> No.7819050

>>7818981
takes the gerundive pleb

>> No.7819055

>>7819045
>>7819050
I am genuinely sorry, I misremembered.

>> No.7819060
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>>7819049
>something about it
You could always try suicide, you two faced devil

>> No.7819112
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>>7819060
how about 20,000 men up your mighty and powerful ass?

>> No.7819113

>>7819112
foucault tried it and look how he ended up

>> No.7819125
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>>7819112
Do I have to slap a faggot and make him cry all the way to Egypt with his nigger lover?

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>>7819125
I'd like to see you try, goddamn it why do you have so many fucking statues you prick

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>>7819134
Pax Romana, nig

>> No.7819178
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>>7819164
FUCK ME IN THE ASS

>> No.7819189

>>7819178
>Over 5,000 killed;
200 ships sunk or captured

JUST

>> No.7819204

>>7819041
define pure

>> No.7819213

>>7819189
>Don't worry Antony, 2000 years from now 20th Century Fox will make a film that's going to cost 4 times what you probaly had to pay for your soldiers to die at Actium

>> No.7819229

>>7819204
Cicero
>>7819213
why worry about that. When people will remember Mark Antony as that famous Spanish singer?
Worth all of the roman bloods, man

>> No.7819539

>>7819229
>mfw bought every Cicero text available from Oxford Classics during the leap day sale
>mfw I can't read any of it until I read the two books by/about Demosthenes which I also got
>mfw I can't read Demosthenes until I finish reading Plato

fuck

>> No.7820644

>>7814877
understated, yet perfect first reply, bravo /lit/

>> No.7820680

>>7814884
PC master race reporting in. Caesar sucked.

>> No.7821871

>>7820680
BUT HERE'S A PARCHMENT WITH THE SEAL OF CAESARBOX, 'TIS HIS WILL

AND TO EVERY GAMER HE GIVES

75 REHASHES AND FPSs

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>>7819030
>>7819049
>>7819060
>>7819112
>>7819125
>>7819134
>>7819164
>>7819178

kek