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What books would you adapt to film if you had billions of dollars to throw around?

>> No.7787935
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>/tv/

>> No.7787939

>>7787933

probably the story i wrote about fucking ya mum last night. i made her cum in her bum (rhymed) and she squirted all over my gigantic robotic solid dick. turn it into a film so i can watch me fuck her every night while i fuck her. dum little fuck cunt.

>> No.7787942

who would do the best Gravity's Rainbow

Terrence Mallick?

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>>7787942
Gaspar Noe

>> No.7787952

>cast someone who ran away from punishment and lives a luxurious life as a fugitive to direct a story about embracing judgement for one's crime

>cast a porn start who choose to go into sex for fun and displays it in pride as a deeply religious woman who became a prostitute to support her siblings and parents and is deeply ashamed of it

What

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>>7787952
her abusive bf forced her into it

>> No.7787964

>>7787933
these threads are pure faggotry.

you're never going to be a producer with the bankroll and cred to make any movie with all the actors you dream about and your favorite director.

lolz. faggot.

>> No.7788465

bump

>> No.7788488

>>7787933
i would, but it transcends the meaning/unmeaning dichotomy.

seems like it'd be difficult/undifficult to film.

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>>7787952
would actually be an interesting contradiction, however sasha grey is absolutely obnoxious and repulsive. maybe he could go with someone else

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posting some classics I have saved

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>> No.7788524

rant

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>> No.7788544

>>7788519
this is a joke, right?

>> No.7788565

>>7788519
Love it

>> No.7788643

>>7787952
Wait. Sasha Grey released a sex tape?

>> No.7788784

Anyone save the Infinite Jest one?

>> No.7788898

>>7787949
hahahaha

Hacksaw Noe

>> No.7789047

Master and Margerita, i dunno who i would get to direct or act in it except i want Steve Buscemi in there somewhere

>> No.7789065

>>7787933

The Tale of Beren and Lúthien:

Beren = Tom Hardy
Luthien = Emma Watson
Thingol = Ralph Fiennes
Melian = Kate Beckingsale
Morgoth = Gary Oldman
Sauron = Kevin Spacey
Finrod = Brad Pitt
Celegorm = Jude Law
Curufin = Michael Fassbender

The rest of the Silmarillion would be pretty sweet.

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>>7787952
>>7788492
>hating based patrician Sasha

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>>7789047
>Steve Buscemi as a russian

>> No.7789125

>>7789047
>Steve Buscemi voicing Behemoth
I'd see it

>> No.7789172

>>7789047
>i dunno who i would get to direct
Wes Anderson

>> No.7789734

I would like to see a series made of A Canticle for Leibowitz. Each of the three sections would be a season. Not sure who would make it though. Vince Gilligan could probably do it but I'm not sure how he'd handle an adaptation.

>> No.7789790

>>7787933
Raskolnikov was suppose to be a good looking man who dressed bad.

Not an ugly hobo looking motherfucker.

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>>7787933
outer dark with india menuez as rinthy, cillian murphy as culla, and nick nolte as the tinker, directed by meir zarchi

i would explode

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>>7789790
>Paul Dano
>ugly

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>>7789835
Your picture only serves to prove his ugliness.

>> No.7789976

>>7788492
>calls sasha repuslive
>posts whatever the fuck that is