/lit/ - Literature

your humanity

>>7774587
but his death is not patetic.

Stirner on the other hand, died due to a little's bug ego. lmao

>>7774587
DFW

>>7774587

>Cucked to death by a Frenchman

Hard to top.

Mishima of course. It went wholly against his principles of masculinity and all that bullshit and he offed himself like a little bitch.

Nietzsche died pathetically but died in vein with his principles.

>>7774597

Death is a spook.

>>7774608

>Misunderstanding the Japanese concept of suicide this hard

>>7774597
>but his death is not patetic.

>be Pushkin
>marry a young woman 12 years your junior
>make lots of babies, write lots of love poems about her
>suddenly all of Russia is talking about her shagging some French cunt
>confront her
>actually believe her when she says she rejected his advances
>wake up one morning to find that French cunt has disseminated a diploma throughout Russia awarding you the title of Deputy Grand Master and Historiograph of the Noble Order of Cuckolds
>challenge him to a duel
>lose
>on your deathbed write a letter clearing the man who took your wife and your life of any wrongdoing
>die

Ladies and Gentlemen, Alexander 'Got his shit pushed in' Pushkin.

>>7774624
At the end of the day he was one of us

>>7774624
lol figures that would happen to a dude who wrote a story called "queen of spades"

>>7774616
He did die like a bitch though. His suicide was botched in a dishonorable way

>>7774608
How was Neitzche's death pathetic?

>>7774624
Better to live with the pain imo.

Also Pushkin liked to duel. He did 21 duels. He loved danger.

He died from drowning after being unsuccessfully poisoned, shot three times and beaten.

>>7775121
That's pretty much the opposite of pathetic.

>>7774624
>>wake up one morning to find that French cunt has disseminated a diploma throughout Russia awarding you the title of Deputy Grand Master and Historiograph of the Noble Order of Cuckolds
>this actually happened
kekkkkkkkkk

>>7775952
WTF!

>>7774635

>Implying it's his fault that someone fucked up a decapitation so hard

>>7775952

Source please.

>>7774608
>sudoko went against his principles

You don't know shit about Mishima

>>7775990
>don't talk shit about my waifu bitch

>>7775121
>pathetic

>>7774608
Please

>>7774624
>wake up one morning to find that French cunt has disseminated a diploma throughout Russia awarding you the title of Deputy Grand Master and Historiograph of the Noble Order of Cuckolds
I like to point to shit like this when people try and claim cuckposting is in anyway a new meme

>>7776910

What's the source?

>>7774608
Reddit go.

>>7774587

T. E. Lawrence

>amateur archaeologist of note
>white leader of a pan arab revolt
>by his own hand shattered the ottoman empire
>notable author
>adviser to Churchill

>dies 2 months after he gets home on a motorcycle, probably distracted by PTSD regarding being gangraped by a bunch of Turks.

>Honey I think I have a cold

;_;

Diogenes.

>>7774587
1. His wife remained loyal to him
2. He answered the insult by pistol
3. Despite being gutshot he answered and wounded his opponent honorably
4. As a gentleman he forgave him

Basically Byron tier.

Besides in battle or as a fireman or something, how do you end life honorably in today's society?

>suicide has massive stigma
>physical violence is degenerate
>dying in a hospice or hospital pumped full of anti-anxiety meds and opiates is pathetic

>>7777072
Heart attack in your home. So make sure to keep a diet that avoids food that increases risk for cancer and has a lots of things related to cardio vascular diseases.

>>7777036

What did Kermit say when Jim Henson died?

Nothing.

>>7777096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zzfdlxjx4Y

>>7777068
t. distinguished member of the Noble Order of Cuckolds

>>7774624
Everything would have been fine if he hadn't have written that letter on his deathbed.

>>7777072
>implying anyone who cares about dying honorably aren't cucks on a anonymous imageboard

>>7777082
>>7777148
>yfw you realize every person here will die way more pathetically than byron, most likely in a car crash or from cancer or a heart attack while shoveling snow or some shit

>"Onegin" is a work of such complexity that, while only about a hundred pages long, translator Vladimir Nabokov needed two full volumes of material to fully render its meaning in English.
Holy shit, the translations meme is real.

Pathetic and worthwhile are spooks. False dichotomies are everywhere in this thread.

>>7776926
>>7775986
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georges-Charles_de_Heeckeren_d%27Anth%C3%A8s

>>7777178
It's sad that I'm away from home, I have Navokov's two volumes dwarfing Onegin in the original on a shelf.

>>7777168
>shoveling snow
Global warming will have taken care of all the snow by then.