/lit/ - Literature

Literally just do it
Grow a pair of balls nigger

>2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

WHY DON'T YOU READ A GOOD BOOK AND MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF THIS SHIT YOU DUMB NIGGER

>>7769042
I am but I'm laughing too much at the author. I don't understand why modern authors do this:

*italics* Blah blah *italics*, she said to herself.

Why the italics? Why is the text italicized when the author is telling us the character is speaking to itself?

>>7769051

It's for school, nigger. I took all my liberal arts courses this semester.

Recommend me a "good" book then... I'll need a proper pallete cleanser after this one.

>>7769037
It will definitely be crappy if you tell yourself often enough.

Why can't you just take it for what it is? Part of being well read is that you can compare books from a large spectrum, because you read a lot. How could you ever tell a 'good' book from a 'bad' book if you only read one or the other.

Don't be so stuck up. Sometimes you may even find a novel to be surprisingly enjoyable against your expectations.

>>7769037
What's the book?

By not being an underage faggot

>>7769099
Pic related.

>>7769088
That's exactly why I'm laughing because I've read other good books and I can tell this one is just plain shite.

You read them and get an A and move on, or you read synopsis on the internet and dont waste your time.

>>7769061
Because they assume their readers are dumb as shit
they are

>>7769066
NIGGER I DON'T CARE. READ THE STICKY. READ A BOOK. MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT. STOP SHITTING UP /LIT/

>>7769129
Oh so you can have a thread about flirting in a library but you can;t have a thread to discuss how to read bad novels?

>>7769037
Why did the girl from the reaction videos grow up to be so gorgeous? She's perfect in any way

>>7769141
Lia is a slut now:
http://b.1339.cf/ajhzjar.webm

>>7769148
Well that was a letdown

>>7769148
How is that slutty?

How do you deal with the food at the restuarant being slightly too salt.

>>7769160
She's describing her experience getting fucked by Chad

>>7769161

You can order a new one. In my case, I'm stuck with it.

>>7769165
get a life or go back to r9k

>>7769051
>implying /lit/ actually reads

>>7769165
WOW, SHE HAD SEX, WHAT A SLUT

>>7769298
I mean, yes.

>>7769148
Access to the web page was blocked. Show URL

The web page is on the list of websites with potentially dangerous content.

>>7769305
That's because it's not YOU having sex with her.

"It's totally normal, I was the one who took her virginity, we have a connection, we are one, she's pure"

>>7769346
are you okay

>>7769361
>2016
>being okay

>>7769346
Please kill yourself.

>>7769371
Please kill yourself.

idk the only books I've read for school are The Metamorphosis and Of Mice and Men.

>>7769371
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>>7769305
Fucking women.

>>7769037
dontfuckingreadthem...

channel your elitism into energy to read it; constantly compare the book to whatever you believe is "superior" and pretend your better than the author

>>7769119
It's the best book of the year nigger

>>7769061
That's really common, and doesn't mean much. It's usually used for thoughts or something.

>>7769037
Get better at bullshitting. I was an English major and didn't read any of the assigned books for my last couple years.

>>7769148
another girl lost to degeneracy

I'm glad I never had the kind of education some in this thread experienced.

>>7769148
absolutely haram

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>>7769298

>>7770224
and she is flaunting it. Would you want to hear your daughter saying those things to you?

>>7770224
talking about it in a public forum is slutty, get the sand out of your vagina social justice jane

>>7769037
If you're really reading YA Dystopia it should take you like 2 hours to flick through an average length novel. Get over it.

death to all unpure white women

Adapt and either pretend to be someone who likes what you're reading or deeply involve yourself with the subject.

Not many people can do this so don't feel bad if you can't.

>>7769037
> still being at school

>>7769037
this is what I do
>download an audiobook
>listen to it
>take notes on everypage (no matter how insignificant
>do an essay based on the notes
>get an A
also my teacher wants to bang me. Old ladies love me for some reason.

>>7769037
It doesn't matter how bad it is, you can still write something insightful about it. If you're a decent writer you can get an original insight out of a puddle or a rock, let alone a whole story(regardless of quality)

If you don't read it you're just ignoring the opportunity to practice making gold out of dog shit. Probably because you secretly fear failure.

if it's really really awful consider it as a product of the author and examine the forces in the author's life which lead to the creation of such an abomination.

There's always an angle. If you give up you're lazy or a coward

>>7770239
>Would you want to hear your daughter saying those things to you?
No, I would not want to hear about my hypothetical daughters sex life, or about the sex life of any family member of mine, because that would be majorly awkward. What does this have to do with anything?

>>7770283
Are you retarded?

This is why people are reacting negatively to it

Because it's ugly

They imagine the pain her actions must cause and are disgusted

>>7770298
>the pain her actions must cause
If she didn't post it somewhere her family would see it (which no one has mentioned in this thread) I don't how what it has to do with what I wrote. And awkwardness isn't *pain*.

>>7770283
because she is talking about her sex life like a degenerate

>>7770311
shame is pain, stop being a cunt.

>>7770318
The question asked was if it was *my* family member. I don't care about fucking "degeneracy".
>>7770319
And awkwardness isn't shame.

>>7770353
awkwardness was your word. I don't give a fuck if you don't think it's painful, others do and that's enough

Pull your head out of your ass and do your work. You're not meant to fucking enjoy it, it's school work

>>7769037
Why is this allowed?

>>7770356
I don't give a fuck if you don't think not being allowed to about your sexuality is oppressive, others do and that's enough.

>>7770353

>I don't care about fucking "degeneracy".

Yes, very good! Don't listen to these stupid /pol/tards, anon. Remember: her body, her choice!

>>7770376
>remember: her body, her choice
This but unironically.

>>7770382
some people just dont know whats good for them
unironically

>>7770382

If you truly believe that Sven then you are beyond saving.

>>7770393
Saving from what.

>>7770396
urself

>>7770396

>>7770403
While being murdered would be practical I wasn't expecting someone to do that anyway.

>>7769037

Why post a roastie whore in your OP?

>>7770823
why bump a worthless thread retard?

>>7770823
she is still under 22. use em while you can

>>7770382
Fuck off anti-vaxxer

>>7770965
Haha.

>>7769061
Are you a fucking idiot? That's common in a wide range of books. Do you actually read?

>>7769037
Get off 4chan you minor

>>7771151
Yeah if you read shitty books.

Last I saw it GRRM was implementing it.

It's stupid and outright a disgusting practice.

>>7771177
Dwelling on such a meaningless practice is pretty autistic

>>7769061
I am but I'm laughing too much at the author. I don't understand why modern authors do this:

*quote* Blah blah *unquote*, she said.

Why the quote marks? Why is the text inside quotation marks when the author is telling us the character is speaking?

>>7771180
No one's dwelling on it, it's just bad. When I see a book with an error that diminishes the quality of the book, I note it, remember to tell anyone who is reading the book, then move on.

>>7770298
that's not the reason why most families are averse to discussing their sex lives

>>7770298
>the pain her actions must cause
hmmmmmmmm?

>>7770376
It's not the Jews, /pol/. It's the Irish. Fear the Hibernians.
>>7771177
It's not new at all you faggot

>>7769037
She's attractive but I'd rather fuck this chick

>>7769037
Part of being an adult is doing things you don't want to do. Grow up.

>>7769037
WHO... DA... BITCH... mane

>>7772060
jesus christ my fucking dick flew off

>>7772060
Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round.

>>7770353

>I don't care about fucking "degeneracy".

Of course you don't.

Bourgeois bohemian, hedonistic libertine.

>>7772060

Sweet damn

>>7772206
i am the unique one bruh

>>7769037
>>7772060
hory shet

I wish I had a girlfriend

>>7772345
It wont save you

>>7772345
If you're depressed or whatever, getting a gf won't magically fix anything at all. Hell, it could make shit worse desu senpai

>>7772447
I don't believe you.

>>7772396
>>7772447
Well I've heard that it made many people happier.

I'm not inconsolable, I'd just enjoy it, is all.

Also, if what you say is true (which it probably is), I'd like to learn it for myself. It's one thing to say that a path isn't worth taking, it's another thing to go along it and to really have the impression stamped indelibly into your mind.

Also, how can you read or write without ever having experienced sex or love? It cuts out a large part of the canon.

>>7772461
>Also, how can you read or write without ever having experienced sex or love? It cuts out a large part of the canon.
By using something called imagination.

>>7772464
I think that imagination just mixes things that we've experienced in creative ways... I don't think that it can make something out of nothing.

That's why the "bags of sand" and "pennies" jokes are so funny, because they make some of us realize that there's an embarrassing, unfulfillable dead-zone in our perception of the world.

>>7772461
If you love a woman don't make her life shit by making her have to nurse your ass.
If you're a good, normal guy, just do it.

>>7772489
what do you mean?

>>7772494
sorry, I read /adv/thread/16868206/my-boyfriends-toilet-is-filled-to-the-brim-with yesterday and it's still on my mind.

>>7772499
I don't browse /adv/, what was it about?

>>7772504
>how do I use a link?

>>7769148
>http://b.1339.cf/ajhzjar.webm
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>>7772396
>>7772345

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOs9wqoK_Vg

These are her tips on what to do if sad. Includes stuff like

>go for shopping
>dance in rain

Apparently this list of things to do when down helped her a lot through "troubled times".

She's a qt3.14 but I'll let you decide after seeing this video of hers.

>>7772507
I think that it's 404ed by now, but I miht be putting it in wrong

4chan.org/adv/thread/16868206

>>7772511
You have to use the whole thing.

>>7772511
are you fucking retarded?

boards.4chan.org/adv/thread/16868206/my-boyfriends-toilet-is-filled-to-the-brim-with

>>7772514
oh, that's it. I was missing "boards"....

that's so fucking gross

Fucking Reddit cancer can't interboard link

>>>/adv/16868206/

>>7772528
:)

>>7772528
>Nothing Found

I don't mind it terribly. It's enriching in its own way, gives you a sense of how and what most people think. It's certainly no worse than the daily noise one hears, in conversational platitudes, pop music, television, etc..

This vulgarity saturates life, it doesn't pay to be overly offended by it.

>>7769066
Go read mein kampf.

But seriously though, the books you are reading you consider bad because you are being forced to read them, but likely they are making you read some classics, and also some more modern tomes.
Shut the fuck up, at least you know how to read.

>school

underage b&

>>7772509
shes a ditz but thats part of what is attractive about her. she seems like a decent person

>>7772675

>she seems like a decent person

sure. 99.9% of celebrities or popular personalities seem decent and fun and interesting. that's part of being a celebrity. To make people like you by projecting a personality that is likeable.

I bet you're the kind of person who has tons of favorite actors and think that they're generous altruistic and amazingly nice people.

Frankly, I saw nothing but pretension in that video and her attempts at showing "sadness" when recounting her "slump" some time back was laughable. I guess she isn't trying too hard for an acting career.

I bet being blessed with ridiculous genes, being wealthy and have fame and adoration from thousands for being attractive and "quirky" could be stressful. You should tweet your empathies with her. She sure has it tough in life. But hey, at least she is finding ways to deal with it by "going shopping" and "dancing in the rain".

>>7772695
>being this bitter an asshole
she has great tits
they are actually so nice they make me angry
FUCK YOU

>>7772060

i need a name or a source or something, google images isnt giving me anything

>>7772839

nvm juliana morgan

>muh women

haven't you guys figured it out yet? the only creatures who will truly satisfy you mentally, spiritually and sexually, are men.

>>7770369
>so mad he can't even write

guess I can call this a win

>>7772868

>>7773577
yes, seriously.

>>7772509
She seems like a massive retard. Perfect girlfriend material.

>>7772695
Gee mister, that sure is a fancy way to say "normies get out REEEE"

>>7772509
Sounds like a typical teenage girl. Plus most of those are good advice, are you expecting her to say "Read Greek tragedy because in perspective it will make your own problems seem more natural and will affirm your will to life."

>>7773579
that is gay

all girls are degenerates

>>7772205

underrated post
quality post
kek'd
this

>>7774012
homo is totes patrish my dude

>>7769346
I don't mind that she's not having sex with me.
It's the way and who's she's doing it with that's concerning.

>>7774941
>concerning

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>>7772675

A part of me wishes something terrible happens to her so that it disfigures or scars her beauty. So that she spends the rest of her life actually having to work hard to earn a living. To see her followers on twitter/instagram slowly wane away. For her to come to the realization that she can't sail through life by bouncing her tits on video for a million sex-starved NEETS. Fuck her life. Fuck her. Fuck everything about her. I'd feel an immense feeling of fleeting satisfaction wash over me if something terrible happens to her. I obviously would never actively work to make that happen but it would be nice to one day wake up and find out that something like this did. But that moment probably won't come.

>>7769037
read learn and regurgitate brave new world revisitted by alduous huxley on a dime. ebook for free google search

or look for the paperback in a store if thats ur thing... my 2 book stores closed down within the last 24 months... angry.jpg etc

>>7775904
How will this help me deal with reading a shitty book?

>>7772509
>5)