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>Sitting on Campus under a tree reading book.
>Girl approaches me shyly
>"H-Hey what are you reading?"
>Ignore her as I continue reading my delicious book.
>She peeks at the cover and stutters "N-Necromancer?"
>I immediately look up at her, setting the book down on the ground.
>I stand up and approach her.
>She has a hopeful look in her eyes; smiling at me.
>I punch her square in the jaw, she hits the ground like a ton of bricks.
>I drag her by her hair behind a dumpster and proceed to knock the shit out of her.
>Spit on her as she lays there bruised and crying
>Walk back to my tree; sit down and pick up my book again.

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776676

Internet Tough Guy detected.

>> No.776680

Now that is how you treat a woman.

>> No.776681

>read awesome book on train / underground
>feel truly e/lit/e inside
>no-one fucking cares or notices

>> No.776682

>>776672
Hey, daydreams don't count as stories, just daydreams.

This is like putting fiction books in the non-fiction section.

...brb, I'm going to the bookstore for a bit.

>> No.776691

>read books on campus
>constantly hope female with similar taste will see it
>constantly look for female with book I like
>3 years of uni
>still alone

>> No.776699

>Read books on bus and in university as well as at home.
>Don't give a fuck.

>> No.776703

OP is dick
>should have discussed books, then fucked

>> No.776726

>>776672
It's lulsy cause she didn't say the implied "Twilight?!" or anything. She asked what you were doing.

>> No.776730

American Psycho on the bus. Wear nice clothes.

>> No.776731

>See ugly kid sitting alone on campus under a tree reading book.
>Decide to be nice and approach kid.
>"Hey, whatcha reading?"
>Kid just stares at me.
>Look at cover. "Necromancer? Good book."
>Smile at him reassuringly.
>Keep keeps staring. Seems to be imagining something. I notice that he's got a boner and back away.
>Walk away quickly as creepy kid jizzes pants.
>Fuck being nice.

>> No.776741

>>776672
I wish I was as tough as you, OP.