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Once upon a time there was a peasant woman and a very wicked woman she was. And she died and did not leave a single good deed behind. The devils
caught her and plunged her into the lake of fire. So her guardian angel stood and wondered what good deed of hers he could remember to tell to God; 'She once pulled up an onion in her garden,' said he, 'and gave it to a beggar woman.' And God answered: 'You take that onion then, hold it out to her in the lake, and let her take hold and be pulled out. And if you can pull her out of the lake, let her come to Paradise, but if the onion breaks, then the woman must stay
where she is.' The angel ran to the woman and held out the onion to her. 'Come,' said he, 'catch hold and I'll pull you out.' he began cautiously pulling her out. He had just pulled her right out, when the other sinners in the lake, seeing how she was being drawn out, began catching hold of her so as to be pulled out with her.

>> No.759021

i just bought this book
is it good?

>> No.759036

Reading that now... have been for like a month. It's slow. I need to just sit down and power through it some day.

>> No.759040

>>759021
yes

>> No.759053

In a Dostoevsky`s creativity its a one of the best book, beakos he wrot in early when fall into epileptic-religion reflexy.

>> No.759067

>>759053

wut?

You seem to be saying that it's good because he wrote it early in his career... which isn't the case. It was his last work.

>> No.759078

CONT

.... But she was avery wicked woman and she began kicking them. 'I'm to be pulled out, not you. It's my onion, not yours.' As soon as she said that, the onion broke. And the woman fell into the lake and she is burning there to this day. So the angel wept and went away.

>> No.759085

>>759067
Haha i troll you! >_>
(go fuck her self, i am from Russian and i know better!)

>> No.759094

I must tell you a funny dream of mine. I
sometimes dream of devils. It's night; I am in my room with a candleand suddenly there are devils all over the place, in all the corners, under the table, and they open the doors; there's a crowd of them behind the doors and they want to come and seize me. And
they are just coming, just seizing me. But I suddenly cross myself and they all draw back, though they don't go away altogether, they stand at the doors and in the corners, waiting. And suddenly I have a frightful longing to revile God aloud, and so I begin, and then they come crowding back to me, delighted, and seize me again and I cross myself again and they all draw back. It's awful fun, it takes one's breath away."
"I've had the same dream, too," said Alyosha

>> No.759101

>>759085

That explains why you're unintelligible.

>> No.759114

>>759013
>>759078

Oh hey, this is the also The Spider's Thread by Ryunosuke Akutagawa.

>>759101

I bet he speaks better English than you do Russian, cut him some slack.

>> No.759119
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759119

Actually i write about "The White Guard" aka "Turbinow`s days" from Bulgakov.
Dostoewsky is peace of shit and all who read him - wannabe-intelectuals (in fact - babycry loosers who most part of his life discass with his mommy in kithen).

>> No.759130

>>759114

True. I was just being blunt. I couldn't understand the post, being Russian explains that.

>> No.759135

>>759114
> I bet he speaks better English than you do Russian, cut him some slack.

Doesn't matter, because this is an English imageboard, There already exists Russian chans; he should either stick with those or learn how to write intelligible English.

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759134

>>759119
>babycry loosers who most part of his life discass with his mommy in kithen

>> No.759156

>>759135
Grammar-jew? I learn eng right now and i need practice. You can`t tell me when i can communicate. So fuck off, dude.

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759166

>>759156
>Grammar-jew

>> No.759168

>>759156

I like grammar-jew. I have to start using that.

>> No.759209

>>759168
He hoards all the grammar.

>> No.759219
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759219

>>759166
It`s about beacos in Russia gramma-nazy so stupid to did a Deatmar Rosentale http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dietmar_Rosenthal (the polish jew) to his mascot.
Also when the 4chan anon go in russian bord and speak only english - no one screem in furry and split in angry. Beacos we know - most he can its a use an automatic translate. (Yap, yanke not know many language).
May be i bad speak on eanglish. But i speak also on ukraine, and can read polish, and slighty france and for few more language.
And most russians anon can did this too.
And this is whay i say: shut the fuck up and don`t prevent practice in colloquial english.

>> No.759222

The Russian guy can stay, because of 'grammar-jew'.

Anyways, Russian /lit/ is the fucking best. He can be our symbol of it.

>> No.759227

>>759219

I'm not trying to prevent anything, I just have a hard time understanding your meaning. Grammar-jew is awesome, though.

>> No.759233

>>759222
I'm Russian and I object to this.

>> No.759248

I think the Idiot is his most readable book. everything else seemed a little Sloooooooow.

>> No.759245

>>759227
I bad speak. I know it. Anyway u can always learn Russian and speak whith me on it.

>> No.759250

>>759245

In the process of learning Arabic. Maybe I'll try Russian next.

>> No.759251

>>759219
>It`s about beacos in Russia gramma-nazy so stupid to did a Deatmar Rosentale http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dietmar_Rosenthal (the polish jew) to his mascot.

What the fuck? You're not making any sense.

/lit/ is not a good place to practice English. If you want to do that, there's many message boards that were specifically created for that purpose.

>> No.759254

>>759233
But Russians object to everything

>> No.759259

>>759254
Not me.

>> No.759260

>>759259
lol'd

>> No.759264

>>759222
>The Russian guy
tinuvial !!7/J/3j86U4v is the girl. She is a Goddess that worshipped on every Russian imageboard's /lit/ analogue.

>> No.759272

>>759259
You just did... :(

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759273

>>759251
I read only /lit/ beacose its relevant of my interests.
>>759250
Catch this pic then! Its say "Dont joke with vodka"

>> No.759280

>>759264
I second this. All hail The Goddess!!

>> No.759298

>>759264
Not every. I dont go in IIchan.ru and dobrochan.ru (in first too many shoolmate, in seconds - many gomosexualists and unadecuate fat-ass anime-girls).

>> No.759310

>>759298

>gomosexualists

Is this some sort of Russian only sexuality? Is it unbelievable perverse? ...Does it involve bears?

>> No.759318

>>759310
homo=gomo in russian

>> No.759326

>>759310
Also bear-lover named herself as political party "United Russia".

>> No.759344

>>759326

hey tinuvial post a picture of yourself

>> No.759355

>>759344
hey fuck off, dude

>> No.759487

>>759355
Or you are obviously a fat cumdumpster with acne, come prove to us you aren't.

>> No.759495

>>759487
Go back to /b/ asshat.

>> No.759508

>>759495
I don't really enjoy /b/ much.

>> No.759522

>>759508
You have their manners.

>> No.759547

>>759522
I don't think so, i just want to see what she looks like, as everyone probably does, and I would also like to know why she uses such horrible grammar, i understand that she's russian, but so am I, and I actually learned the basics of english before i came here and started to discuss.

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760343

>>759547
But i not you. I too good to waste my time for learn low-leanguage.
Than i see u have a butthurt. Enjoy it and shut up, pro-american pseudosnob.

>> No.760353

>>760343
I love me a woman who wears briefs and carries an axe.

>> No.760356

>>760343
You aren't too good for anything, you're just like most other russians, thinking your country actually sums up to something, when in reality, its a shithole, and always will be, no matter how much you hate on other "butthurt" countries, enjoy the aids!

>> No.760375

>>760343
>>760343
Oh and i'll add, if it is such a "low- language" why haven't you mastered it? You seem to be very intelligent, it should be very easy for you to get the hang of it.

>> No.760377 [DELETED] 

>>759009

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>> No.760379

>>760356
Lol. No actually center of univers placed in America. Sorry! I am just go pla on my balalayka and drunk vodka!

>> No.760380

>>760343
Tinuvial, if that's your real pic, then you can type whatever English you want and all the grammar-jews be damned.

>> No.760382

>>760356
I'm from Australia and I don't give a rat's fucking ass that my country isn't a super-power or any of that shit. I'm just glad to be born in a country where I feel safe; and can gain an education and good job. Health system here could be better, but not as lacking as the 'best' country in the world (yeah, that's America)

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760386

>>760375
I did it on this way for you feel more butthurt, of corpse.

>> No.760391

>>760382
Australia its a really shirhole. You know it, i know it, all know it. Even my enternets better then yours, son of prisoners.

>> No.760400

ВЕТ: ХУЙТА

>> No.760398

>>760382
I never said it had to be a super power... but in Russia, you dont feel safe, you dont get a good education, you live to get a shitty job, give birth to kids, and the cycle continues, and yet no one does anything to make it better, I'm not defending america, i've been there, but i've been to other countries as well, China, Japan, France Mexico... and all of them were better then russia, I was born here, but that doesn't mean i have to love it.

>> No.760396

>>760391

Do one about England now.

>> No.760401

>>760382
Fellow Ausfag here. I'm betting you've never lived overseas. Australia suffers from lots of problems that are not immediately apparent - lack of freedom, politically ignorant and apathetic population, money and power centered in developers and capitalists whose faces and even names will be mostly unknown to the general population - and don't forget a real deep streak of conservatism and sexual prudery that everybody forgets about. Can't buy X rated porn in Sydney legally? WHAT THE FUCK?

Also, self-deluded population.

>> No.760405 [DELETED] 

>>759009

tesdt[www]wdin[.]epic[anon]cucudmber[talk]carrot[.]ddog[se]ludlz1c1b52fd13d2ad79d5ee9cb1e8066c68

>> No.760406

>>760400
black entertainment television?

>> No.760408

>>760400
Очень плохо. Иди на хуй, долбоеб. :3
>>760396
England a good country. In 18-19 centry. In modern-time its an England-o-bad (like an Ashabad and other city from arabic tale, bahaha).
>>760398
It`s true. Actually i love a rivers, mountan and other landscape, but state is suck. And Russia is peace of shit.

>> No.760410 [DELETED] 

>>759011

tesdt[www]wdin[.]epic[anon]cucudmber[talk]carrot[.]ddog[se]ludlz38d58e87b3cf252299f7299a136cbe8a

>> No.760409

>>760408

Meh your one about England is boring. Do France now.

>> No.760411

>>760408
So we can agree on one thing, thats nice. =]

>> No.760412

>>760401
Well, I've lived a good enough life with parents who don't earn that much money.

I'm going to live in Japan for a year next year. Furthermore, most of my friends aren't from Australia, and many wish that they were born here or had citizenship.

>> No.760413

>>760408

нет, ты

>> No.760416

>>760409
France has some niggers too. I say true. We are in russian the one of most White population on Earth. And we are not tollerance. In Russia black people named half-human.

>> No.760418

>>760413
соси цветочек, няша

>> No.760421

>>760416
Heard you have a good market for child/forced prostitution.

You were funny before, but now you are failing at trolling.

>> No.760425

>>760421
Oh we do, but thats only because all the girls here are whoreish from a young age, I know tons of 14 year olds,"going out" with 25 year olds or older, and thats ok, because they "truly love each other"

>> No.760430

>>760425
Bull fucking shit. It's not the same.

>> No.760432

>>760430
It kind of is, no one cares, i mean yeah they say they care on the news, and oh everyone will shake their heads... but they dont give a fuck, almost no one ever gets jail time, and these girls, they just end up no where.

>> No.760434

>>760421
No. Yes we sell child. And so what? And our goverment dont know anything about humans right. And so what? And even i have on illegal position in my country, work on illigal work and dont pay any tax. And i love it, beacos i free. But in 2008 we are see the state constract new totalitary system. And know what? I die BEFORE the did it.

>> No.760435

>>760434
Have fun with that.

>> No.760441

>>760435
And you have fun with boring ordinary life full of consumer`s ideals. And die in 50 for infarct or diabet.

>> No.760445

>>760441
Like I said, moving to Japan next year.

You can stay in Russia, that's cool

>> No.760446

>>760441
she meant heart failure or diabeetus

>> No.760444 [DELETED] 

>>759009

tesdt[www]wdin[.]epic[anon]cucudmber[talk]carrot[.]ddog[se]ludlz25c7f48ccb6ce115c50fc7210a809546

>> No.760451

>>760446
But I don't smoke or am obese...

>> No.760459

>>760451
But you have SOOOO FAAAAT ASSS and eat too much.

>> No.760462

>>760416

Do Spain now.

>> No.760463

>>760445
also in japan you be like niggers beacos its very xenofibian socium.

>> No.760464

>>760462
Its like do Turkish

>> No.760475

>>760451
btw obese means fat, or, more accurately VERY fat.

>> No.760486

>>760475
Like all people hwo lives in rich coutry.

>> No.760503

>>760486
Mostly the lower class, actual rich people, are more health conscious.