/lit/ - Literature

the effects of feels are indistinguishable from the effects of meth

>he just took her virginity
Right, right.

IT HURTS

SO

FUCKING

BAD

WERNER WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN DAMN IT

Virgins? Smdh

>>7486197
>mfw girl said she lost her virginity to me when we first banged
>mfw she didn't bleed

>>7486208

>you read descarte
>he makes her fart

>>7486208
Infinitely well Cucked.

>>7486178
>You read Schopenhauer
>He drills her like Jack Bauer
FIRE

Stop fantasizing about other people sex lives as if they existed inside a porn movie, Christ.

>you just cracked open some husserl
>he's balls deep in your girl

>>7486225
You need 2 get repdilled, it's all one big porno movie, man.

>>7486226
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>You open Ulysses
>Bloom is getting hard watching some weird chick in a park doing a Summersault.
>mfw

>>7486208
>>7486214
>>7486219
Hymens don't work that way, dipshit.

>>7486238
Somersault*

>>7486243
enlighten us then great sage

>>7486233
>you're reading that delillo
>she's fucking some fellow

>>7486243
That's the point. He was cucked.

>>7486238
>You open Ulysses
>Bloom's dead son is named...
>Harold Bloom
>Hyperreality
>mfw

>you're reading Balzac
>she's gargling ballsack

>You're enjoying Kurt Vonnegut
>He's turning your girl into his cumslut

>you shitpost about infinite jest
>chad just shot a load on her breasts

>>7486208
I've legitimately taken a girl's virginity before and there's a very faint amount of blood. A lot less than you would imagine.

>>7486243
>>7486255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM79UBTwfsg
Assuming her hymen was actually in a place to be torn, you probably were too small to tear it. Sorry.

aight just so yall know hymens rarely break. they mostly stretch. sometimes tear a bit. if there is a medical problem like imperforate hymen, or vaginismus, it can be basically impossible to penetrate. but bleeding is a shit way to determine if a woman is a virgin or not.

goodnight and goodbye and what is a relationship without trust?

>>7486271
i've illegitimately taken a girl's virginity and there was a fuck ton of blood

>>7486273
i hate their faces and their garbage style

>>7486257
Bearenstein vs. Bearenstain

>while you were posting on /lit/
>Chad was sucking on her clit

>>7486278
stabbing your victim just adds insult to injury anon

>you are reading East of Eden
>He's smashing her hymen

>>7486257
>BLOOM: (Wonderstruck, calls inaudibly) Rudy!

>RUDY: (Gazes, unseeing, into Bloom's eyes and goes on reading, kissing, smiling. He has a delicate mauve face. On his suit he has diamond and ruby buttons. In his free left hand he holds a slim ivory cane with a violet bowknot. A white lambkin peeps out of his waistcoat pocket.)

>i read the ebonics part in IJ
>shes getting BLACKED by tryone

>you're reading tao lin
>she's begging chad to put it in

>>7486278
I would imagine it varies. My point was that I don't think a red flow is a great indicator of virginity.

>>7486293
i was making a play on words implying I was a rapist.

>You are reading Infinite Jest
>He's ready to cum in her chest

why can't I forget her

>you discuss the work of Wittgenstein
>Chad proudly exclaims; "Now she's mine!"

>>7486293
>>7486275
>>7486271
>>7486243

>all these strangers trying to prove i wasn't mega-c ucked

'tis the season

>>7486294
why do you do this to yourself anon

>>7486300
to be jolly

>You're reading charles dickens
>he's giving her a good dicking

>youre reading ulysses
>shes fucking a sissy

>You're arguing about the themes within the works of Pynchon
>Stacey is pounding her with a strapon

>>7486300
You're welcome :)

most anons are overly sensitive about anything girl or sex related. you guys need to get out more. you need to have lived in order to properly experience literature.

>>7486323
don't strapons defeat the purpose of women having sex with each other?

>you're reading flann O'Brien
>chad's in the back, breaking her hymen
>you're listening to mike nyman
>after flossing with African diamonds

>You're reading Sappho
>She's off with a lesbo

you are now aware that reading the meme trilogy is easier than getting a gf.

>>7486351
3D is trash anyway desu

>youre reading l'etranger
>shes fucking a stranger

>>7486351
it really is

t. half-way through the meme trilogy

>youre analyzing delilo
>shes taking it up her peehole

>You're reading critical essays on Vasari
>Jason is taking her on an ass-gape, fart-in-mouth safari

>you're sobbing at the mendacious nature of women in the writing of Goethe
>she's taking Chad's dick in her cooter

>You read the One's book
>Cuckoldry's a spook

>youre acting out hamlet
>shes fucking a manlet

>you're studying moby dick
>she's studying Brad's dick

>you're reading Candide
>her pussy is getting expanded

>>7486178
What a gross loser lol

>you're meditating on the art of war
>she's out being a whore

>youre studying lit theory
>shes taking his wee wee

>>7486440
... come on man

>>7486178
>You're about to crack open V
>...

>>7486469
what

>you're starting with the Greeks
>she's getting plowed 'til she seeps

>you buff up on shakespeare to write her some sonnets
>she sucks on chad's balls though he's hooked on phonics

>you ask her to tell you her favourite writers
>later that night, chad spooges inside her

>you can't help but notice she's into french lit
>chad notices nothing, yet still pounds her slit

>you try to impress her with things that you know
>chad makes her rim him and suck on his toes

>you try to learn french so she'll think you're wise
>chad fucks her until she has tears in her eyes

>you beg her to judge your impressionist art
>chad makes her closely examine his sharts

>you hope she'll notice the effort you make
>chad's barely conscious, and she's his to take

>you're reading st. augustine
>her ass they're damn near bustin'

>you're reading infinite jest
>he's cumming on her chest

>browsing gravity's rainbow
>he's slipped it in her outflow

>you finished women and men
>she's down to be fucked by all ten

>you're halfway through The Recognitions
>his semen's half of her nutrition

someone screencap this with the sad frog in the background

>you're someone she talks to, leans on and trusts
>chad eats her share of pizza, leaving only the crusts

>you always surprise her with such thoughtful gifts
>when she falls asleep, chad staples her tits

>you dream up new ways to win her true love
>she screams as chad bites the head off the dove

>you try really hard to impress her dad
>chad puts his cigarettes out in her vag

>you tell her the things that inspire you most
>chad instagrams 300 pics of her roast

>you notice her haircut, a style you can't miss!
>chad makes her wear burkas, then soaks her in piss

>you hope she's impressed by your high tech new phone
>chad forces her to watch Attack of the Clones

>you invite her to check out new games at the mall
>chad makes her fellate him while he whistles bird calls

>you accepted her race, immigrants to your town
>chad calls her "shitskin" because she is brown

>even when she gets fat, you say she's skinny
>chad makes her paint his warhammer minis

>you drive 30 miles to watch her sick cat
>chad tells her mother that she's into scat

>you buy her steam games, not even on sale
>chad makes her start the transition to male

>she comes to your birthday with gifts that she baked
>but she brings chad along, and he shits on the cake

>she tries to keep you inside the friendzone
>but you date chad instead, and she dies alone

>You read her a poem that matches how she is gorgeous
>Chad bangs his thick fucking cock against her skull and that's euphoric

>>7486596
things will get better for you if you want them to

>You ponder the symbols in Catcher in the Rye
>He's face first in her thighs

>You're just starting 1984
>She's taking 3 cocks on the floor

>>7486273
>Physically speaking, virginity doesn't exist
>it's just something we made up to be meant to women.

>>7486574
your power level is growing significantly

>>7486574

>>you tell her the things that inspire you most
>>chad instagrams 300 pics of her roast

lol'd 8/10 post 2bh

>>7486513
underrated post

>You about to finish The Brothers Karamazov
>She's dancing to rap musicabout to take her bra off

>Your finishing a chapter before bed
>She's on her knees giving Chad amazing head

>You're deciding between

This is why I like young girls desu

That and they have better bods and are cute

>>7486618
While you tell me to not remember
He beats her meat oh so tender

I like this new meme

>>7486626
entry-level. 1984 and catcher are alright, but their fanbases are full of fedoras who call themselves readers just for doing their highschool homework.

>>7486698
Yuck

>Masketta Man says his new friends work for Bane
>You decide to to shoot them before throwing them out of the plane

captcha: Select images of planes

>>7486574
very nice

>>7486695
This is my life. Too bad I'd prefer to spend the rest of it out of prison.

>>7486714
I'm not in prison and I openly dated a girl when she was 13.

>you're reading agape agape
>he's making her butthole gape
is it uh gop aye or uh gape?

>>7486714
>>7486741

Maybe it's just some fucked up pathology on your part but liking girls who are that young isn't normal. A mentally-healthy grown man is naturally drawn to his biological equal.

>>7486714
dilettante

>>7486766
I D E O L O G Y

>>7486766
>mentally-healthy grown man

>>7486761
its two different words
the first is "ah-gah-pay" which is christian, divine love
the second is "ah-geyp", which in this sense means sundered or shattered

>>7486766
>liking girls who are that young isn't normal. A mentally-healthy grown man is naturally drawn to his biological equal.

That's objectively and biologically wrong. Men routinely go for women younger than them and women generally go for men older than them.

The 'they go for their equals' crap is bunk invented by old dusty feminists who get triggered when they see men in their 30's and 40's fucking 20 year olds.

>>7486766

>>7486520
Can-deed is the pronunciation haha

>>7486775
>>7486778
>>7486787

>a bunch of triggered predators

Knew that would happen.

And men go for women slightly younger, not little children you fucking losers.

>>7486282
>sucking on her clit
i'd rather be posting on /lit/ m9

>>7486841
>13
>little children
I D E O L O G Y

My ex told me she was a virgin but so was I. I learned after we broke up she was just on her period.

Smdh desu senapi

>>7486766
I'm this guy >>7486714

And you're right that it isn't normal, and that I am fucked up. But at least I keep my paws to my biologically equal self.

>>7486793
expan-deed is the pronunciation then

>Pleb girl recommends me a book
>I am super arrogant and never read it
>two years later I buy it just because
>I fucking love it
>It's East of Eden
>never talked to that gurl again.

>>7486889
>Didn't read East of Eden

You moron.
How young was she?

>when she's with him, she feels at home
>you're reading Kafka, all alone

> you're decoding Naked Lunch
> he's deflowering her Naked Cunt

>her young life aspires with each fresh new breath

>you're reading a book called "the sickness unto death"

>>7486208

I've taken the virginities of three girls and none of them bled

>>7486574
>chad forces her to watch Attack of the Clones
That's a step too far.

>You're enjoying Swann's Way
>She's enjoying a three way

>>7486574
Is this Chad or Dennis the Menace?

>You're reading Beckett's Not me
>She's begging "cum buckets on me!"

>>7486574
heartily chuckled

>girl I lost my virginity to told me she'd slept with two other guys
>we break up 2 years later
>admits I'm the only person she'd ever slept with, only lied so I would think she was cool or something

I'm not sure there's a name for this particular feel.

>>7487358
Moral superiority.

>>7486766

>A mentally-healthy grown man is naturally drawn to his biological equal.

Define equal in this context.

Healthy men are attracted to nubile women. They range from age 15-30, and sharply decline through their 30s.

>>7486841

>And men go for women slightly younger,

What a coincidence, just two days ago I read a study shedding light on attachment styles in relationships with a significant age-gap between the partners, male being older than the woman.

They have the same rates of healthy attachment as same-age couples.

Stop being an ageist shitlord :^)

>>7486574
Newfag here, I didn't realize /lit/ was /r9k/'s worksafe board

Is it normal to be bothered that your girlfriend has had sexual experiences in the past? Even if you have too?
Pretty sure it means I'm insecure af but is that like normal insecurity or weirdo insecurity

>>7486574
>you try really hard to impress her dad
>chad puts his cigarettes out in her vag

>You just finished Stoner
>Chad is about to bone 'er.

>>7487442
>you're insecure if you have a problem with a woman being a whore

the fact that this is post is bait aside, you've been trying to spread this stale meme all over /lit/ for a while now and it's getting boring. I'm pretty sure you're the Dworkinposter too

post pics of your dusty vagina and twenty cats

>>7486766
Dried up roast detected

>while you're reading a novella called 'of mice and men'
>she's taking it hard from a real man

>anon posts 'yuck' on the chan
>Chad slams her up and down in his van

>>7487433
It's actually one of the more normie boards, but /r9k/'s ideology is everywhere on 4chan. I like the balance that's struck on here tbqh.

>you're reading antinatalist lit learning the truth about life
>she's actually getting a kid scraped out with a knife

>>7487433

It's basically the same. Normies are called plebeians here, and we call ourselves patricians instead of robots.

Difference is the subject matter which is mostly books (though ihatefeminism and tfwnogf creeps in to every other thread) and the complete lack of self-awareness here on /lit/

>you're furnishing your mind with beautiful things
>her beauty is waning and that's why she drinks

>>7486766
this, these creeps can't handle a real woman

>>7487555

I just googled tumblr + real + women.

Please tell me that 20-somethings with sagging tits isn't normal.

>>7487585
That's normal, first gf had saggy breasts at 18

>tfw your post signifies what virgins take away from porn

>>7487590

>first gf had saggy breasts at 18

>>7487552
>your soul is enlivened by every book
>her pussy's stretched out by the dick that she took

>some day you just know that you'll read them all
>"uh oh," she thinks, "i'm hitting the wall!"

>your knowledge is growing, your intellect vast
>her cock carousel is ending at last

>each year that you age, another hard-won
>at just twenty-five, her heyday is done

>so when you get jealous of their silver plate
>remember that they have a best-before date

>>7487609
That was my feeling too

>All you know of sex is Foucault
>He's fucking your girl raw

>"You're fucking your father according to Freud!"
>She doesn't care: he's ripped from steroids

>>7487590

Not a virgin. Haven't had a gf since I was 17 tho. She had perky, pretty tits.

Looking at her now, at 22, she probably has gotten saggy tits. She put on a ton of weight and it distributed in the most unattractive manner possible. She used to be petite and pretty.

Tragedy.

>>7487618
nice one lad

>>7486574
Gold post

Bras cause your tits to sag.

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/259073.php

Wearing a bra does more harm than good - it does nothing to reduce back pain and weakens the muscles that hold up the breasts, resulting in greater breast sagging, Jean-Denis Rouillon, a sports science expert from the University of Besançon, France, reported after a 15-year study.

Also, breast feeding guarantees saggy breasts.

If you don't wear a bra and don't breastfeed (just don't have kids at all, why would you?) your tits will be fine well into your sixties.

>>7487618
nice

>>7487659
> no kids
> no family
> no husband (because why would any man live with a childless 60 year old woman?)
Hey, but at least those cats will enjoy your wonderfully firm prune-skinned 60 year old tits.

>>7487682

You can certainly get married or have a boyfriend without ever having kids. Contrary to what your masters might have planted in your head, you're under no obligation to contribute to the massive overpopulation problem just to provide more laborers for the elite.

Live your life for yourself, not in accordance with others' wishes.

>>7487659
Yes, goyim. Don't have kids! The world is overpopulated, just let the white race die out and save the world!

>>7487696

Jews want you to have as many children as possible.

>>7487691
Pure ideology.

>just be a filthy consumerist, living for yourself!
>never think about the world beyond immediate circumstances.

>>7487705
What are you going to do if I don't? Kill me?

>>7486273
This is incredibly painful to watch.

>>7487713
Why makes you think I'd even consider this?

>>7487659
Not having kids is alright, but having kids and not breastfeeding them out of vanity is psychopath tier.

>>7486273
she's so fucking cute it irritates me

it's unconventional cuteness fuck off you overreacting fuckface i know you were going to reply "UHHH UHHH UHH BRO BRO SHE'S 5/10 AT BEST" fuck off it's just individual taste

also she makes cute facial expressions and has cute mannerisms it's more than just her basic appearance

>>7487705
Yes, don't just consume, create more consumers as well!

>>7487729
>the only thing one can do in life is to consume

weow

>>7487729
'To create' is literally the opposite of 'to consume', what are you even doing here.

>wageslaves

uppermost fef

>>7487732
According to your implications the only other thing is breeding, since you expect non-breeders to be mere consumers.

>>7487742
The funniest thing about wagies is their lack of understanding of economics. They honestly believe everyone should do some made up bullshit job otherwise the world will end for lack of 'productivity'.

>>7487749
My god, you are not literate.

You say, live life for yourself, don't have children.
(>>7487691)

Someone responded that that is a disgusting ideology because you don't care about the world, your nation or people or whatever.
(>>7487705)

You respond with the implication that if you live, you consume, if you have children, they will only consume as well.
(>>7487729)


Nowehere did anyone except you say you can only consume or breed.

>>7487742

>>7487754

I'm only one of the people you quoted

>>7487765
>>7487754
Those are my posts.

>he hasn't taken a girl's virginity

>>7487754
Another anon said don't have kids and 'live for yourself'. You greentextually implied that living for yourself is 'filthy consumerism', which is silly.

If anything consumerism is closer to mammon servitude than to egoism.

>>7487742
>>7487761
Can he study how to spell Nietzsche in that basement of his

OOOOOOO slam dunk
cya kid

this is sick

>>7487880
>Chad fucks only virile virgins
>meanwhile anon drinks detergent

>>7486574
+1

>>7487402
>They range from age 15-30, and sharply decline through their 30s
>>7487402
Nope, women are disgusting by 16.
>>7487585
They're all saggy and loose by then, yes.

>>7486247
Not every hymen bleeds when teared.

>you're sitting alone, reading The Stranger
>meanwhile at his home, Chad's about to bang her

>>7486934
This photograph fills me with fear and sorrow.

>>7489760
There's something terribly sad and banana about that.

>>7486440
expandeed

>>7486448
i kek'd hard desu familia senpai

>>7486766
Should have said that mentally-healthy grown man have shit taste and be done with it desu.

>>7489660
>>you're reading Arno Schmidt
>>Chad's pounding her slit

>he thinks trilogy and virginity rhyme

>>7486178
>the meme trilogy
the what?

>>7490315
Sixteen June Nineteen Oh Four
The Color of Spacetime
Fun Fun Fun

>>7486178
I took her virginity (And fucked her a few times after)
I took the virginity of her best friend (Who's now my faithful little slut)
AND I've almost caught up to where she is in the Infinite Jest

Maybe, just maybe, I can still make it

>>7486208
Also even her just masturbating will mean no blood. Don't worry about it. Both times I took a v-card there was no blood

>>7490506
she did like to flick her beans a lot

thank you based anon

>>7486208
>knowing this feel

it ended about a week later

>>7486178

>flip open the Rainbow lid
>you never did the Kenosha Kid

>>7487657
So what would be the better alternative then?

>>7490587
Not wearing bras, exercising to boost metabolism, and taking care of the body so skin retains elasticity longer

>>7490638
does fondling them also help?

>>7490648
It would make them active, there's also the Thailand titty slap to make them grow

>>7486188
underrated post

>>7486300
You were probably still cucked, but her not bleeding isn't proof, you're uncarismatic and ugly personality is.

>>7486178
why not just fuck her and then read, then fuck her some more and read some more? and then poison her with syphilis and a parasite infant and let chad have the remains?

>>7486300
lol at your fucking insecurity bro. That's not how lady parts work.

>>7486289
Made me hard.

>>7486300
Not even rusing you, hymens aren't the perfect symbol of virginity people think they are. Hymens don't always break during sex, and more importantly, it's pretty easy for girls to break their hymen horseback riding/bike riding/ falling the wrong way etc.

>You're reading Philip K Dick
>She's getting it

>>7486574
>chad makes her paint his warhammer minis
Aren't we kinda stretching the definition of Chad here?

>you pretend you have read Joyce
>he constantly make her cunt moist

>he just fucks her, forget about chivalry
>you read a fucking translation of Madame Bovary

>you are shitposting about the Book of the New Sun
>he is right now making her cum

>you are too busy hating on reddit
>he asked for anal, she happily agreed to it

>chad blushed when she whispered 'I love you'
>you have a folder with reaction pics of DFW

>you're reading Nietzche
>he fucks her and says "capisce?"

>>7487541
jesus

>>7487917
this is a dark website, anon

>HE WAS A SK8R BOI
>SHE SAID SEE YOU L8R BOI

>she's found her true love, they're soon to be wed
>you sneak up behind him and cave in his head

>she lets you down softly without a friendzone
>nevertheless, you break all her bones

>she called you a virgin for calling her "whore"
>she was right, so you raped her, a virgin no more

>you're reading nietzsche
>chad is eating her lychee

>>7492496
i hope you don't think that rhymes

>>7488689
Also, not every hymen stays intact until puberty

>you're making bad puns about you, her, and that guy
>they have better things to do than to think about you

>you've finally read all the greeks at last
>she makes him cum wildly as she fucks his ass

>you value your ethics, you know wrong from right
>he makes her cum six times in one night

>you value your ethics, you know wrong from right
>he brings her to climax six times in one night

>>7486574
>>even when she gets fat, you say she's skinny
>>chad makes her paint his warhammer minis

kek

>>7492263
To a kissless virgin, anyone who's ever had a girlfriend is a chad.

>>7486850
>13
>mature
I bet you thought Humbert Humbert was a reliable narrator.

>>7486208
In school health class they said only something like 33% of women bleed. And they can just finger that shit away anyay

>you're at home reading A Fairly Honorable Defeat
>chad's licking her poontang between sticky sheets

>while you're getting a feel for Kierkegaard
>chad's copping a feel while she gets him hard

>you were in bed, enjoying don quixote
>Chad was stickin live squid in her cunt while high on peyote

>you were tracing the outline of the plot of Ulysses
>chad's sperm were swimmin in her box like little fishies

>you were reading Lolita and getting a whyboner
>she was taking donations from ten sperm donors

>you were reading The Will to Power
>Chad was overcoming her in the shower

>you were reading the Phenomenology of Spirit
>Chad was sublating her desire to lick it

>you were reading Bertrand Russel
>she was used by Chad to hustle

>you were reading Deleuze & Guattari
>Chad made her vag look like calamari

>you were struggling with the analytics
>she was struggling with the big dicks

>>7494940
>you were reading the Phenomenology of Spirit
>Chad was sublating her desire to lick it

>>7495169

>laughing at your own jokes
>no skin off my back bloke

it's a sad world lads

>>7489760
his cum is filling her bone marrow

>>7495217
That doesn't even make sense, you goddamned nitwit.

>>7495217
I don't want to know what sick shite you are doing.

>you baked the russian rye
>he schlonged her borscht

>>7495732
>You are Hillary Clinton
>You are schlonged

>>7487632
It's pronounced foo-kO