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>reading in public
>person asks me what am I reading
>Plague by Camus
>oh
>making a face like the not bad meme and pretending to recognise the book or the author
>I can see they havno no fucking clue whatsoever

>> No.7485424

Why do you care dude. Try carrying a conversation without being a sperg.

>> No.7485435

>reading in public
>guy asks me what im reading
>show him my copy of totalitarianism in the tundra
>he smirks cooly and a light whisper of a morning sunset growls across his lips
>cool he says and walks off
What a fuckin pleb i bet hes never even heard of it,

>> No.7485464

>>7485424
I don't fell the need to carry a conversation if they don't ask anything about the book, I'm not going to describe the book out of sudden

>> No.7485471

>>7485397
lol, kill yourself you fucking pleb

>> No.7485472

>>7485424
>wanting to have a conversation with a stranger

>> No.7485496

they're probably trying not to laugh at you for being the cliched teenager who reads camus and xkcd comics you fucking angst ridden redditor

>> No.7485550

>>7485496
don't call me like that!

>> No.7485554

>>7485472
>wanting to have a conversation

>> No.7485558

>>7485397
pretty good bait

>> No.7487113

>>7485397
Autistic spergs like you are the same as those music-lovers who live up their own rectum. Please kindly stop visiting /lit/.

>> No.7487302

>>7485554
>wanting

>> No.7487310
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7487310

>reading on the train home
>strangers asks what I am reading
>say the stranger by camus, pronouncing the s
>starts going on a rant calling me an idiot
>keeps repeating camoo camoo camoo in my face

>> No.7487315

>>7487302
>>

>> No.7488495

>>7487315

>> No.7488510

 

>> No.7488556

>Read in public
>Cute girl trips and spills her latte all over me
>"Oh gosh anon! I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry" she wipes at my pants
>"Your book is ruined! Let me buy you another one, what is it?"
>"Fuck you and fuck off."
>She looks like she's about to burst into tears, gets up slowly and walks away.
>Realise how stupid I am, I could've gotten a free copy of The Ego and the Id.

>> No.7488575

>>7487310
just stop being such a pleb

>> No.7488584

>>7488556
>not saying "it's 'The Cute Girl's Phone Number' by you"
>not fugging her
>walking away with a ruined book

>> No.7488601

>>7485397
>Reading Gravity's Rainbow in public
>a fat permavirgin runs up shouting "Gravity's Rainbowwwww!!"
>I respond "yeah"
>He goes away

>> No.7488607

>>7485397
camus is shit you fucking nigger

>> No.7488662

>on the bus reading on my Kobo
>"Ayy mayne is dat a iPad?"
>on the bus reading on my iPad
>"Ayy mayne is dat a Kindle?"
>on the bus reading on my iPhone
>"Ayy mayne is dat a PS4?"

>> No.7488668

>>7488584
>saying "it's 'The Cute Girl's Phone Number' by you"
Cringe af m8

>> No.7488676

>>7488601
Memetastic

>> No.7488679

>>7488556
Should've told her it was a signed first edition of Ulysses.

>> No.7488702

>>7488556

>burst into treats

>> No.7488747

>>7488668
Do you seriously think that a latte-drinking bitch prefers being insulted than getting a cheesy pickup line? How fat of a virgin are you?

>> No.7488950

woah reading this thread made me feel like I'm on /v/