/lit/ - Literature

THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES LIFE TOLERABLE IS HAVING A FWB WITH A GREAT ASS SO THAT EVERY TIME YOU SEE A PICTURE LIKE THE OP'S AND YOUR BRAIN AND HEART AND PENIS ALL TRY TO KILL YOU FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO LEAP INTO THE PICTURE AND BITE THE GIRL'S ASS YOU CAN CALM THEM DOWN BY SAYING "DON'T WORRY, WE'LL CALL SANDRA AND GO OVER THERE AND BITE HER ASS TOMORROW"

IF I DIDN'T HAVE A FWB WITH A BIG FANTASTIC ASS I WOULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW

OP'S PICTURE IS ATTEMPTED MURDER

>>7443413

Why don't yoga pants play a larger role in modern literature?

>>7443465

Triggered

>>7443469

Patriarchy

>>7443465
that ass is too small bth

>>7443465
l m a o nice

Can we please stay on topic?

WHO /ASS/ HERE?

>>7443500

God dammit

>>7443500

It's all about /legs/, ma famille.

>>7443500
hnnng
I see someone saved my jpg

>>7443500
Just read Brazil by John Updike
Pretty weak t bh senpai
Would not recommend

>>7443500
small and flat. she's hiding it by pulling that shit up.
doesn't mean I wouldn't put my penis in her vagina in the doggystyle position however

>>7443413
you don't start a thread with pics like that and don't expect it to derail into an ASSTHETICS thread
and I'm happy with that 2 b h f a m

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>>7443510
>/lit/-nogs allowing themselves to be tricked by simple tricks of angle, light and perspective
>not abandoning the untruth of the material for the objective glory of description and print

>>7443534
away with ur fag drawing shit son

>>7443529
Thought you could hide your misogyny from us /pol/ browsing shitlord?
Go back to your containment board and leave /lit/ in peace.

>>7443500

make way famiglia

>that gaze
renders me object to her subject tbqh

>>7443557
i'll subject her objects to my gaze tb h f a m

i'd like to put my Same in her Other

>>7443490
You brought this upon yourself, unfortunately. Don't post pictures like that in the OP again because people's biology will override their judgment.

>>7443568
wouldn't you override your judgment for a fine piece of ass?

>>7443576
No tbqhwyamf

>>7443576
I'd whisper any blasphemies she wanted into a cute girl's asshole if she consented to put it that close to my face

>>7443500
not much on its own

>>7443557
>she's even pretending to be insulted by a wandering eye

ruins my immersion, tb100%h.

>>7443608
Imagine if you could BE panties

Why didn't Kafka ever write about that

>>7443610
>it's dark most of the time
>occasionally i see light and hear rustling, but soon darkness again
>one day, i see the light, and large pinkish things grasp me
>oh my god, i'm going to die.
>soon i hear an odd sound, and i feel myself being pushed against something
>it's pink and small, it's like the pink things that grabbed me, but only one
>it hurts, and i feel something wet spread across me
>mfw i'm panties that a 14 year old uses to jerk off

>>7443610
I don't think panties would be sexually attracted to ape creatures if it were sentient

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>>7443608
This is my fetish

Based /lit/

>>7443642
What if you're only reborn as a pair of panties if you were a pervert on your previous life?
I mean, you keep all your memories, but live as panties, like in that movie where the dad dies and comes back as the family dog.

>>7443660
I'd rather be the dog tb h

>be super aggressive about licking cuties in private
>they shamefully relent
>assume it's a secret because you're just a dog

>>7443660
that sounds painful as fuck
your existence is reduced to only feeling the booty, but never actually doing anything

i'd like to be a diaper for kids, please help me god

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Literature, ladies and gentlemen.

>>7443706
I've wiped my ass with pages from a book before so asses are literature

>>7443718
i have wiped literature with my ass so literature is ass

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>>7443718

Can any of you actually help me understand inclusive democracy please?

>>7443752
Democracy, you see, is like an ass. It's full of blobs of fat, and at its core it's a vehicle for nothing but shit.

>>7443706
>implying we aren't all just here for the bitties

>>7443755

Absolutely fucking beautiful.

>>7443752
yea, it's stupid shit just like all political theory yet produced by the ignorant baboons that we are

>>7443465
>wanting a FWB
>wanting casual sex

fuck off, degenerate

>>7443752
Nobody cares, nerd. Post more asses.

>>7443898
Hemingway?

>>7443898
why are you here? >>>/b/ >/r/retardswhowantasses

well I feel pretty pathetic right now. Deleted all my porn last night, uninstalled World of Warcraft, deactivated my Twitch account. In the moment I felt a real rush, "this will be it. I've been through this multiple times and failed but now things are going to be different. Will I really never watch porn again?" and it was so very exciting, and then I saw that picture of the big titty girl on the subway and already had to fap. Slowly rebuilding a fap folder, really hurts thinking of all the porn I've lost for what I believed was a good reason

This thread is getting dangerously high test and /lit/ is a low test board. I suggest you seize posting these pictures before someone gets hurt.

>>7443949
>implying small firm asses aren't also great

>>7443942
get a gf

>>7443969
how friend?

>>7443949
fuck off /fa/
stop spamming her picture, she asked us kindly

Are there any good stories about sniffing and licking ass or something along that line?

>>7443949
low test qts are the best at retaining their qtness over the decades, being, consequently, the best long-term partners

>>7443969
good idea friend! Hadn't considered that one

>>7443981
only the best for /lit/: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5QAV6lOCnQ

>>7443465
gonna text my fwb and tell her that she's wonderful

thank you for helping me to appreciate the people I care about in my life

>>7443981
you are in luck. It happens to be Joyces forte

>>7443999
i wish Joyce was my dad

>>7443989
more big-ass inspo

>>7443910
Yes, I believe that was from "The Black Asses of Africa"

>>7443413
Does anyone know who this is?

>>7444007
Fuck my life

>>7444003
and Heidegger as a grandfather

>>7444012
the world is full of huge asses m8, no need to fret

You'll find yours some day

>>7444007
god damn I love living in an era and society where it's common for girls to wear this

>>7444039
>>>/s/16321329

brehs...

>>7443469
I hate yoga pants so goddamn much, cruel reminder of this accountants' world

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>>7444047
>went to high school during the height of the thong era
feels good

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>>7444039
Fucking hell

>>7444047
"to pause and watch two Girl Guides trying
to adjust the water pressure of the fountain. They bent over, unaware, the saucy darlings, of the fatal strips of white
cotton knickers thus displayed, the undercurves of baby-fat little buttocks a blow to the Genital Brain, however pixilated."

>>7444060
Oh my bimbofication fetish

>>7443469
>Call me yoga pants. Some years ago-

>>7444060
I thought about jokingly including some literary question to make these posts seem like they weren't just unabashed porn posting, only realizing I can't even muster a simple shitpost. All I know is porn, porn and general sexuality threads are 90% of my posts

>>7443576
Have before, not worth it

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>>7444084
then why do you bother posting on /lit/

I mean modern /lit/ is basically just a slightly more well read offshoot of /pol/ and /r9k/ so it's not like there isn't an audience for this sort of thing, but at the same time it's not like there aren't 50 lewd boards

>>>/s/
>>>/gif/
>>>/hc/

>>7444102
I'm a bit more lucid when not fapping, maybe I like the board more then, idk

And there's just something fun about bringing lewds into an otherwise prudish place. Nearly all the threads I read are lit related, it's just the occasional porn thread that breaks my willpower