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7432680 No.7432680 [Reply] [Original]

>And here we have my son's room. He's a real bookworm...

>> No.7432684
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>when your homey roastin on u for being obscure but you remember u intentionally spread HIV to his bitch

>> No.7432701

>>7432684
ouch foucault

>> No.7432746
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>>7432680

>LEAVE ME ALONE

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>>7432680

>> No.7432777

>>7432680
I don't think he's a bookworm mrs. Anon, he looks like a bibliomaniac just buying every book he could get his hands on

>> No.7432782

>>7432684
did fuckcult actually knowingly spread aids like a pozzy?

what a faggot

>> No.7432789

>>7432746
>tfw House of Leaves has given you a fear of dark corridors

>> No.7432790
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>>7432777

>> No.7432797
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Ah, the lovely Mrs. DeLouca. Welcome to my humble abode, mmmhmhmhmmmm. Would you care to join me and discuss literature over a glass of pinot noir... or two? hahahah. ahhhhhh, it is to laugh...

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>>7432680

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>> No.7432815

>>7432813
>open window
inaccurate

>> No.7432819

>>7432797
I don't have a fitting reaction image for that

I'm both disgusted and humored, this is hilarious but appalling at the same time

quality post

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>> No.7432847

>>7432819
Thanks I am pretty great

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>>7432844
>>7432846
I thought this was a SFW board, you deviants

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>> No.7432864

>>7432852
reddit.com everybody

>> No.7432874
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>finally, I am free of spooks.

>> No.7432876

>>7432874
Nice.

>> No.7432883

>>7432801
why is there a Jew in the Chinese room?

>> No.7432894

>>7432864
why you gotta ruin my fun with this bullshit?

>> No.7432909
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>>7432883
>why
mu

>> No.7433058

>>7432860

I'd be afraid of books falling on me head.

>> No.7433200
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>>7433058
>reading in my bedroom library
>qt neighbor is getting fucked by chad in her bathroom, which shares a wall with my room
>I can hear them going at it
>she's moaning
>I try to go on reading because what else am I gonna do
>I can now feel the power of Chad's manly thighs vibrating the floor and walls with each thrust
>my bookshelf is creaking
>books are falling off
>light flashing on and off
>cracks in the wall
>qt is screaming
>I yell the words of my book, but it's not enough to cover the noise
>a book lands on my head
>I pick it up
>pic related
mfw

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>>7432797

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>> No.7433967

>>7433961
That's not a belt?

'...'

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>> No.7433971

>>7432846
That must be a cunt to clean.

>> No.7433979
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>> No.7433980

>>7433954
>that haphazard ladder on a wooden floor

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7433998

MOM!

>> No.7434000

>>7432753
lel

>> No.7434002

>>7432813
>mattress laying on the floor
absolute poverty shit tier. at least have one of those shitty metal frames or something.

>> No.7434005

>>7433998
>tfw you will never become a vagina

>> No.7434009

>>7434002
>metal frame

Are you in prison?

>> No.7434014

>>7433961
At first I thought it was just some stormfag.

Then I saw the collar and realized the nazi stuff was someone's fetish.

>> No.7434018
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7434018

>>7434009
this thing

>> No.7434021

>>7432844
>>7432846
>>7432850
>>7432855

Pics like these get me anxious because all I can think of is what would happen in case of a fire

>> No.7434031

>>7433961
K.. I thought you were a weaboo/ Germany enthusiast. I just realized the whip. 10/10.

>> No.7434034

>>7434014
>>7434031
>not realizing that stormniggers actually have that type of BDSM fetish

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7434040

>>7432680

>> No.7434051

>>7434002
There's obviously a frame, blind boy.

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>>7433200

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>>7432680
Pic related is almost all hentai.

>> No.7434081

>>7434078
>>>/4chan/

>> No.7434090

>>7432797
>it is to laugh
that made me both laugh and feel disgusting at the same time

>> No.7434100

>>7434078
Would drench with gasoline and set it in fire/10

>> No.7434102

>>7432797
this post hurt me

>> No.7434134

>>7434078
I wouldn't want to own something like this and become a suspect in a crime 2bh

>> No.7434155

>>7434100
>and set it in fire/10
>set it in fire
>set it in
>in

Truly a prodigy of /lit/.

>> No.7434166

>>7434155
Clearly a typo, "i" and "o" are right next to each other so it's forgivable.

Don't be a cunt.

>> No.7434168

>>7434155
:^)

>> No.7434173

>>7434078
What's the point? can't you download all this from the internet anyway? Changing houses must be a bitch too.

>> No.7434174

>>7433998
Wow, bad dragon just keeps upping the ante.

>> No.7434177

>>7434173
>Changing houses

That man clearly lives at his mom's place.

>> No.7434181
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>> No.7434183

>>7434181
which game?

>> No.7434198

>>7434183
The Game of The Real World(tm).

You must play too many video games if you think this is CGI.

>> No.7434206

>>7434173
>download from the internet

Ah, but who buys, scans and uploads all the hentai manga that's on the internet in the first place?

A: This guy.

>> No.7434209

>>7434155
He wants to set the room in a large fire. What's so complicated about that?

>> No.7434219

>>7434198
looks pretty unrealistic for reality to be honest.

>> No.7434247

>>7434219
It's the lighting.

>> No.7434256

>>7434181
>>7434198
Looks like some Oblivion shit tobh pham

>> No.7434272
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7434272

REEEEE

I was just getting comfy mommy and then you go and let your normie friends in to my room.

GET OUT. GET OUT.

>> No.7434273

>>7434247
Somehow orangish lighting = video game? I don't think there is any game in existence with detail enough to render most of the stuff in that picture.

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>>7434181
>>7434183
>>7434198
Reverse image search:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_on_the_Rock
Pic related, another angle

>> No.7434308

>>7434272
>tfw you don't have a picture of one your depressed friends assisting you with an attempted suicide

>> No.7434317

>>7434040
How can you actually live like this?

>> No.7434328

>>7434317
basically a modern day aesthete, nothing new under the sun

>> No.7434342
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>>7434308
he's not assisting

>> No.7434343

>>7432864
Nobody gives a fuck that you're such a waste of life that you have a sense of exclusivity to a discussion forum.

>> No.7434359

>>7434343
back to reddit, my friend!

>> No.7434373

>>7434342
Oh. Wojak's dissuading him. For a messed up reason, it makes the picture less heartwarming.

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>> No.7434423

>>7434373
he's also not dissuading him, but you're right, it's for messed up reasons

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>> No.7434441

>>7434401
Ahaha
what the fuck

>> No.7434450

>tfw literally living in a bookshelf that surrounds my entire bed

>> No.7434451
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>> No.7434465

>>7434432
Why are all those frames and figures lying on the floor like that?

>> No.7434487
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7434487

hello, I've been expecting you

>> No.7434493

>>7434040
Kek the mousepad

>> No.7434497

>>7434487
Y-you're beautiful :3

>> No.7434510

>>7434497
I swear to god I thought you were going to go with "my father".

>> No.7434519

>>7434510
That would be a hellish surprise to see your father crossdressing on a picture on an Azeri pearl-diving forum.

>> No.7434537
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>>7432680
FOR THE LAST TIME MOM, I'M 38 YEARS OLD, CAN I HAVE SOME PRIVACY FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE!!

>> No.7434539

>>7432782
Well, I'm pretty sure science hadn't completely figured out what the hell it was at that point, but essentially yes of course he did, he was a homo and thus a disgusting degenerate.

>> No.7434551

>>7434519
An existential nightmare even.

>> No.7434563

>>7434519
>>7434551
It would be positively Kafkaesque

>> No.7434566

>>7434551
>>7434519
one might describe it as... Kafkaesque.

>> No.7434569

>>7434563
>>7434566
topkek

This is why I love you /lit/

>> No.7434572

>>7434566
>>7434563
wow this sure is a surreal and almost dream like moment huh

>> No.7434628

>>7434317
u jelly?

>> No.7434735

>>7434563
>>7434566
now this is kafkaesque

>> No.7435876

>>7433200
Very good, well done.

>> No.7436068

>>7432813
I just saw this house on an episode of extreme homes.

what the heck

>> No.7436286
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>what the fuck mom, don't you support your local literary scene?

>> No.7436392
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>romanticizing the book reading experience
>idealizing the physical book
>[insert le or le-like memae] literary lifestyle
>appealing to traditionalist sensibilities as the legislator of objective virtue on aesthetic preference

Conservatives of sentimentalism are the only true unchanging legion, maintaining status quo is their progressive sacrosanct constitution.

A poem-tribute to our mindhadists (see jihadists).

"Ember this December and dismember last November and remember the shlomo lender."

Pic related: hi5ing big dirt

I have a tripcode in case you didn't notice, silly anonydumbs.

>> No.7436422

>>7436392
filtered

>> No.7436423

>>7432782
No, it's not true, just a rumor.

>> No.7436425

>>7432813

Why is there a goddamn egg in the corner? Is it supposed to be a chair?

This is worse than a monastic cell.

>> No.7436431

>>7436392
Another tripfag to filter. Nice. Based on this post's quality, nothing of any discernible talent was lost.

>> No.7436459

>>7433970
>that fucking beats logo

>> No.7436471

>>7436459
>he doesn't own a Beats laptop

You will never live the literary lifestyle

>> No.7436573

>reading finnegans wake on the toilet until I get a prolapsed colon (pink sock)
Literary lifestyle

>> No.7436660

>>7436573
You're not depressed and miserable?
YOU CALL YOURSELF A WRITER?

>> No.7437139

>>7432835
>that new money tier american fake aristocratic las vegas interior

fucking disgusting

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>> No.7437163

>>7437160
looks pretty comfy

>> No.7437360

>>7437139
That's the Bloomfield manor in Lexington ky. It's legitimacy is a Google search away. 12/10 would live there

>> No.7437397

>>7432844
>>7432846
>>7432850

>small earthquake
>you get killed by tons of books falling on your head

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>>7437139
>that typically undergrad delusion of aristocracy

>> No.7437401

>>7437397
>living anywhere with earthquakes
Why would I do that?

>> No.7437402

>>7437160
That is damn near perfection.

>> No.7437407

>>7437160
Looks expensive, I'd never have money to pay for a house like this.

>> No.7437409

>>7437407
>I'd never have money to pay for a house like this
Not with that attitude ;^)

>> No.7437412

>>7437409
It doesn't even snow in my country, so had I wanted literally that same house or whatever that is, I'd have to buy one overseas. It's too much.

>> No.7437427

>>7437397
There's worse ways to go

>> No.7437428

>>7434359
Well memed my guy

>> No.7437430

>>7437360
>Bloomfield manor in Lexington ky
that really didn't do anything to dispel anon's judgment; good job faggot

>> No.7437468

>>7436660
Oh I am. Having to push your asshole back in does that to you.

>> No.7437469

>>7437407
if it's out in the country, it wouldn't cost as much as you think it would. Might be a bit of a fixer upper though.

>> No.7437532

>>7433991
>How to Become a Pokemon Master

>> No.7437539

>>7437160
Amazing. I'd pick a different light tho. A friend of mine has this huge chandelier of twigs. It looks pretty amazing. I'd love to have that light with that room.

>> No.7437561

>>7432813
this is hell right

>> No.7437599

>>7432844
I've been there.

>> No.7437602

>>7432813
wher is the ps4???

>> No.7437606

>>7437602
Forget the ps4, where is the cum rag??

>> No.7437652

>>7432746
>jelly

>> No.7437661

>>7437469
But you'll never get rid of the electric bill for heating a it with those windows.

>> No.7437666

>>7432789
Can you hear the groaning?

>> No.7437688

>>7434021

>break window
>trow books outside
>see if you could maybe save a family member before jumping out of the window yourself

>> No.7437965

>>7432797
>it is to laugh
fucking hell

>> No.7438132

>>7437160
>you will never sleep next to a qt in that bed

>> No.7438165

>>7432797
I don't get it.

>> No.7438945

>>7433961
owen pls

>> No.7438979

>>7433971
>cleaning
lol

>> No.7438982
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>>7433991
this hurts to look at

>> No.7440125

>>7434002
lol, why u mad tho?

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>>7432680
Mom!!! Get OUT!!!!

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>>7432753

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>>7432782
It's not called Foucalt's cannon for nothing

>> No.7440180

>>7437606
bucket*

>> No.7440262

>>7432753
LE KEKROACH MAN

>> No.7440287

>>7434317
At least he's a creepster with a very clean room.

>> No.7440376

>>7434002
Dude seriously, fuck frames. They are fucking squeaky rattling pieces of fuck. Mattress on the floor is god-tier, I AM ONE WITH THE FLOOR

>> No.7440383

>>7432797
could someone explain please?

>> No.7440407

>>7438165
>>7440383
There's nothing to explain kids
You just have an underdeveloped sense of humor

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>> No.7440420

>>7440161
wrong Foucault

>> No.7440429

>>7440408
Dinosaurs? Is this an 8 year old's room?

actually they look pretty cool i guess

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>>7434432
I think I'm sexually aroused by this photo.

>> No.7440472

>>7440429
Of course they look cool you dolt

>> No.7440482

>>7434537
is that john? fuck you john

>> No.7440487

>>7434563
>>7434566
topkafka

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>>7434563
>>7434566
kek

>> No.7440998

>>7437160
where can I get a room like this

>> No.7441180

>>7434537
underrated

>> No.7441201

>$1500 in anime scale figures
>200 books
Wew lad

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>>7440376
You need one so the mattress can breathe and not get moldy. I would flame you and call you a dumbass for not knowing in typical 4chan fashion, but I used to be you. But now I know. Knowledge is power. Power is the ability to purchase bed frames.

>> No.7441254

>>7440376
are you trying to get high by growing poisonous mold under your sleeping arrangement?

>> No.7441258

>>7441209
>>7441254
Where do you guys live that mold is a problem? Basements?

>> No.7441271

>>7441258
Mold actually isn't a problem because I don't put my mattress on the floor like I'm trying to set up a rape dungeon

>> No.7441319

>>7441258
I exclusively live in the middle of lush, humid rainforests.

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>>7432680