/lit/ - Literature

This post contains books but is not about books.

>>>/adv/

>>7411214
You all and your fucking mod friends jesus christ when will you stop trying

This isn't like any other forum, people don't use 4chan in the same way they use reddit or whatever.

>>7411214
Wow, guess what, so is yours, you fucking faggot. If you feel so inclined to make a mark on the website by acting like a Nazi, then click report.

>expecting advice on how to be social from a bunch of recluses whose idea of of a good time only involves other people insofar as they can call them plebs

good luck bro

i wish i knew the answer tbqh

>>7411207
>doing something
>other person comes and comments on it
>respond with nervous gesture
>end of conversation

I could use this structure to depict so many of my interactions that it makes me sad.

>>7411207

>"Yes I have. This one continues on many of the themes explored in that book in so and so ways. I'm very good at interpreting literature. Do you want to have some coffee and talk about books?"

>>7411314
>I'm very good at interpreting literature.

cringe af

Ask them something. What they thought of the stranger. People like talking about themselves and you won't reveal your autism.

>>7411314
Don't do this

>>7411314

he said less autismal

less

>>7411207
>caring about what self-entitled bitches and plebeians think

>not being aggressive to everyone that attempts to speak to you, even if they're trying to be 'nice'
not gonna make it

>reading exile and the kingdom
>qt sees it an says "oh hey have you read the stranger by that author"?
>I say, "Pleb says what?"
>"What?"
>I chuckle to myself and continue reading
>end of conversation

how do I become less patrician

>>7411612
>reading exile and the kingdom
>qt sees it and says "oh hey have you read the stranger by that author"
>I say, "Start with the Greeks"
>What?
>I chuckle to myself "you dip its internet culture" and continue reading
>end of conversation

Nice guys finish last

Follow up with an opinion/commentary or question to further the question.

Yes I think I like this better
Oh you're a fan of Camus?

>reading notes from the underground
>qt sees it an says "oh hey have you read lolita by that author"?
>I say, "I'm a PAEDOphile, not a hebe."
>"What?"
>I chuckle to myself "shoo shoo old hag" and continue reading
>end of conversation

I'm under house arrest.

>attractive woman that reads books approaches you with a question you could answer
this is the equivalent of getting a base hit in t-ball and you can't do it

give
up
hope

>reading exile and the kingdom
>qt sees it an says "oh hey have you read the stranger by that author"?
>I say, "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing"
>"What?"
>I take out my Kindle and open The Sun Also Rises by Earnest Hemmingway to the final sentence of chapter 4
>I throw the Kindle with the full might of my powers at her while yelling "¡Vámonos!"
>it lands at her feet and she leaves with a confused look on her face
>I chuckle to myself and continue reading
>end of conversation

I'm drunk.

>>7411207
>reading exile and the kingdom
>qt sees it an says "oh hey have you read the stranger by that author"?
>tell her it didn't mean anything but that I didn't think so
>she looked sad

>>7411715
topkek

>>7411715
Nice
Played right I could see that working