/lit/ - Literature

Catholicism is second, after Orthodox Christianity.

Neo-Platonic Dionysian Mystery Worship is the most patrician

>>7390827
Lolno

Catholicism is completely shit tier. And I'm an atheist

Fucking predestination Protestantism is better than Catholicism, due to the sheer virtue in fostering one to be a sovereign individual and not neo-paganist faux communal hypocrite.

And don't even get my started on the vileness and moral baseness of the Jesuits.

>>7390823
religion isn't patrician

>>7390848
>And I'm an atheist

Your opinion is irrelevant you pleb

>>7390848
>>7390854
>>>/reddit/
>>>/r9k/

>>7390823
It doesn't count as patrician if you go to novus ordo masses OP

>>7390859
Holy fuck guys! He just called them Reddit! Lol they just got blown the fuck out! Lol. Fucking brutal.

>>7390867
Lol

>>7390827
Orthodox Christians are Catholics, dummy.

Puritanism

>>7390854
This. A better question would be "what is the least pleb religion?"

The answer to that question is Jainism.

Islam

>>7390855
But religion is literally for plebs.

>>7390900
If that was the case, you'd be religious.
Hint: you're wrong.

>>7390867
xD

>>7390837
babyraper please go

>>7390907
I am religious, but I'm a pleb. Intellectuals and people with "good taste" can fuck off. Book are supposed to be fun, not some pretentious dwaddle.

>>7390922
>Book are supposed to be fun

Fuck no.

>>7390823
Your religion has nothing to do with you being patrician. If you are religious, then you need to read books from your tradition. If you aren't, then do so if you have an academic interest or don't if you do not.

This board is for literature, not to discuss your delusional illusions of grandeur and how to attain "patricianhood" as if life were one of your video games.

>>>/his/

>>7390922
the shit you plebs write is truly saddening

>>7390900
>religion is literally for plebs

Have you read the comments section on a George Carlin video lately? Plebeian atheist cancer all around.

>>7391030
all religious people are plebs, but not all atheists are patrician.

>>7391017
/thread

>>7391017
just plebby things

>>7391045
Other way around.

>>7391045
Was T.S Eliot a pleb then?

Zen Buddhism #1

Like who cares.

>>7390823
Greek Orthodoxy

>>7391045
I can smell your fedora and BO through my computer screen. Dante, Milton, Spenser, Vergil, Shakespeare, Donne, Augustine, Aquinas, Kyd, Chaucer, Sidney, Cervantes, and pretty much every other famous writer in history are plebs?

Calvinism is the only form of Christianity that isn't too pussy to admit that yes, God meant you to go to hell from the start.

Other sects are filled with silly liberal apologetics about how the Lord is a really really nice leftist.

>>7391017
This.

Fuck off. If you don't read and don't want to discuss literature, leave this board.

Have you guys ever heard those black guys that preach hate and slavery on the street corners?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLb3o65q0vk

I tried to figure out what these guys were about when they told me I'm going to be a slave for a 1,000 years.

So apparently the real Hebrews were the blacks (kek). Jews were converts from Russia. Whites took the truth from the blacks when they won in global influence and changed everything, then went and confused everyone of the truth by creating Catholicism.

Time is cyclical. There is no hell. We are living the lives of the past (reincarnation). Because we're reincarnated, our nationality (tribe) is reliant on your father. You hold culpability for the crimes of your father's past, so we're all slavers. Apparently those who enslaved the tribe members of Judah (the blacks) are condemned to 1,000 years of slavery or some shit.

Basically, white people (Edomites) and Asians are not members of the 12 tribes. There is no salvation. The preacher told me I get a lifetime of sinning before I'm tormented in the afterlife, since there's nothing I can do anyways.

When they assemble 12,000 members of each of the 12 Tribes of Israel, the apocalypse begins.

They had scripture to all back this up. Of course some of it was loose and reliant upon interpretation, but I was impressed they managed to make this whole clusterfuck out of what's written in the Old and New Testament.

Only thing they couldn't answer was 1) why was one of them wearing linens alongside his wool jacket (forbidden in Deuteronomy) and 2) how could they possibly know I, or anybody else, was an Edomite, since my great-great-great-great grandfather could have been from the 12 tribes and thus my bloodline is "salvation material" despite my skin color being white.

Are blacks the master race, lit? Did we dun' guf?

>>7391112
>>>/pol/
>>>/his/
>>>/trash/
>>>/b/

>>7391099
A calvinist universe would be a truly miserable place to live. I am not saying that means we certainly dont live in a calvinist universe, but if god works the way calvinists think he does, i would refuse to worship him out of principle for being such a cunt.

>>7391115
>>7391017
>>7390859
>>7391058
>>7391100
Do your part to sage, hide and report christposters.

>>7391072
>>7391097

yes

>>7390823

Is making a thread like this the kind of behavior befitting a true Christian?

>>7391045
>Idiot
>Stop posting on /lit/.

>>7391117
Your worship or non worship would be completely irelevant. You know, predestination and everything. Really no reason to try to better yourself or pray or anything.

>>7391153
>tells others to stop posting
>doesn't know how to greentext

leave forever

>>7391153
>>7391154
>>7391163
>>>/his/
>>>/trash/

>>7391163
>Responded to a post with green text he doesn't know how to green text.
?

>>7391154
Correct. Which is why i would never want to subject myself to a calvinist god. It would be irrelevant either way to him, but i would, of course, care.

>>7391171
kek, ur shit m8

>>7391177
Kek, I know. I know. :-3

>>7391129
>m..my secret club is growing out of atheism!
>>>/r/atheism

>>7390823

Judaism is by far the most patrician of religions.

Buddhism is the only one that isn't pants-on-head retarded.

>>7390922

But pretentious dwaddle is what constitutes fun anon.

>>7390823
Nothing quite says patrician like pedophilia

>>7390823
Salafi Islam. is more patrician than catholicism
>He hasn't converted to islam

>>7391221
>>7391248
>>7391257
>>7391268
>>7391278
>>>/his/
>>>/trash/
Regardless of your religion or lack thereof, proselytizing shouldn't be allowed here.

Discuss religious texts, but don't engage in dishonest and superficial polemics.

>>7391286
>proselytizing shouldn't be allowed here
>don't engage in dishonest and superficial polemics
This is so reddit it hurts

>>7391221
I am a Christian(something made us, maybe not God but a being more powerful than us) and this thread is just pure shitposting.

>>7391286
This. Fuck off fedoras.

Sufism

You know it's true.

Other branches of Islam are trash, of course.

discordianism and church of subgenius
bob dobbs be praised XD

>>7391286
/thread