/lit/ - Literature

>>7352509
I'll start
>Graduate level second language acquisition class
>Only guy in class of females, minus professor
>Midterm comes along
>Everyone gets 100s and above
>65
>wtf.jpg
>Professor basically says "Anon, everyone else in class wants to teach elementary school, you want to go into higher ed, so I graded yours a little harder.

>>7352513
Honestly you deserve this. There's no point in you misreading Heidegger or feudal property transmissions.

>>7352513
That's shitty as fuck. What language?

>>It's for TESOL. I'm used to the bullshit libtard professors from undergrad, but this is different.

>>7352526
It's for TESOL. I'm used to the bullshit libtard professors from undergrad, but this is different.

>>7352513
i know that feel, not exactly the same circumstances but, yeah, it happens

>>7352509
Jesus Christ this guy was a trip
>get into really high-demand rock star professor's fiction writing class
>he comes to class ten minutes late wearing a sweaty bandanna around his had and wiping himself with another one
>"Oh sorry guy, my tennis game ran long."
>Hands out syllabus
>it's all shit like Steven King and the scripts to Disney movies
>wtf.jaypeg
>rambles on for the rest of class about how tennis and irony don't get along because you have to be totally sincere to play tennis
>It's shallow and pedantic, but nobody says anything because the professor seems kinda crazy
>next week
>turn in stories
>get them back five weeks later, barely marked but still soaked in sweat, like he marked them on the walk to class from the tennis courts
>mine says "Pynchon/10, try harder"
>all the girls papers just say, "see me after class"

>>7352601
I think I had the same guy
>one black girl in class
>kind of retarded but affirmative action lmao
>somehow manages to get good grades and cares a lot about her gpa
>one day, instead of an A, sweaty professor guy gives her a B
>she has a fucking nervous breakdown in the middle of class
>as she leaves the room in tears the professor adjusts his bandana and smirks
>Wardine B cry

>>7352644
11/10

this isnt lit related.

mods?

>>7352513

>>7352601
I wonder if Deeff Dubya woulda still hanged himself had he watched pic related.

>>7352601
>see me after class
Kek