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ITT we write a poem to Based hiro. the best one will be submitted as the official /lit/ ode to Hiro

>> No.7317948

Hi.

>> No.7317956

Hiro is a
Hiro

>> No.7317962

Anti-Hiro is

>> No.7317985

They sell us love as divinity
When it's only a social obscenity
Underneath they're all lovable
Hello Hiro, Hiro hello. Hello Hiro, Hello hello.
Hello Hiro, Hiro hello. Hello Hiro, Hiro hello.
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Obscene sentimental, Hiro hello
Obsession, obsession, hello, hello
Desire for protection, Hiro hello
Protect your possessions, Enola hello
Possessions, possessions, Hiro hello
Protect your obsession, Hiro hello
Obsession, obsession, hello, hello
Obscene sentimental, Hiro hello
Obscene sentimental, obsession obsession
Desire for protection, protect your possession
Possession, possession, protect your obsession
Obsession, obsession, obscene sentimental
Protection, protection

>> No.7317991

hiro
you are my hero
you make me feel so
nice

>> No.7318034

hiro hiro you make me gay
you can sell MY data any day

>> No.7318079

who the hell is this

>> No.7318094

Hiro Protagonist
Catalyst, agonist
Tried to make /his/
But became an antagonist

>> No.7318108

Hiro, though you arent Chinese, you look like the cartoons that I watch in my basement. Even if you don't notice me. I wish to lick your face as payment. There is so much you do. And some don't even recognize. You are the greatest admin of my life.

>> No.7318141

Let me be your Hiro

Would you dance if I asked you to dance?
Would you run and never look back?
Would you cry if you saw me crying?
Would you save my soul tonight?

Would you tremble if I touched your lips?
Would you laugh? Oh, please tell me this.
Now would you die for the one you love?
Hold me in your arms, tonight.

I can be your Hiro, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.

>> No.7318175

>>7318141
Rihanna-core

>> No.7318177

Oh Hiro
When you replied to my post
I realized you are the most
Rational

And so
I'm so glad it's you
and not moo(t)
Deciding

It's great
You are so mellow
Just a fellow
Thinker

>> No.7318282

>>7318175
>he doesn't know about the latin American International superstar and universal sex symbol ENRIQUE IGLESIAS

>> No.7318356

our based hiroyuki
undoes mistakes
faster than suzuki
(company or sushi)
without him no canon
just under-read anon
better than mootykins
he listens to our philo whims
and our need to be snooty

>> No.7318370

Where have all the admins gone
And where are all the mods?
Where's the street-wise Anonymous
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a samurai upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need

I need a hiro
I'm holding out for a hiro 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a hiro
I'm holding out for a hiro 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

>> No.7318396

>>7318282
he's a spaniard

>> No.7318402

Hail hail Hiroyuki
Greatest admin ever to be
He made us scared at first with /his/
But now we know he's the best
Long live /lit/philosophy
under the watchful eyes of Hiroyuki

>> No.7318403

bretty gud

>> No.7318418

>>7318396

Predictive text

>> No.7318660

Hiro, heros es!
Forsooth, thou art indeed!
But what quid is?
O! A great Administrator!
Truly no paedicator
But a hero, who is come
O! come from the East,
Dee iaponice!
Free us.
free us.
But be not that cripple,
Forsoþ moton we hie forhienan
and they that he support!
O! Hero, hiro.
stay forever.

>> No.7318764

>>7317943

--And yet this great chink of superiority,
Of rimless rules, unfettered >>>/his/ forwardings,
Catamites beated and processioned where
His undying vast hammer moonward bends,
Laughing the saged inflections of our love;

Take this Hir'uki, whose moot's indiscriminate sells
On scrolls of silver IP-ban sentences,
The sceptred terror of whose sessions rends
Philosophic devotion well or ill,
All but the pieties of christfag hands.

And onward, as bells off Pearl Harbor
Salute the displaced clustres of the /phil/osophers,
In these poinsettia meadows of his strides,--
Adagios of shitposts, O my Prodigal,
Complete the dark confession that most users can hardly spell.

Mark how his turning shoulders bless the hours,
And hasten while his penniless rich palms
(He does it for free) foam and wave,--
Hasten, round the ales, let us toast 'er,
Close round of scotches for our gloating poster.

Bind us in time, O Admin, Nishimura.
O minstrel galleons of Dante's fire,
Bequeath us to no earthly payoff until
Is answered in the vortex of our grave
The janitor's wide spindrift gaze toward paradise.

>> No.7318786
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7318786

>>7318764

I love you.

>> No.7318878

>>7318764
This is it.

>> No.7318897

>>7318764
gay
>>7318786
>>7318878
kys

>> No.7318906

>>7318897
right on it chief

>> No.7318918

Mikä mies olet sinä Hiro?
Lauta tämä on niin siro.
Pysy pois tieltä.
Moni sitä mieltä.
Olemme sinulle kiro.
Ended up bit hostile sorry.

>> No.7318924

>>7318764
can we change the poinsettia to clovered and spam this errywhere? sci-fi/fantasy readers best poets

>> No.7318931

hiro's cool

>> No.7318959

Seeping crest of turbidity. Arrogant vessel of lunacy! Boil forth and deny! Grow numb and flicker! Disrupt sleep! Crawling queen of iron! Eternally self-destructing doll of mud!
Unite!
Repulse!
Fill with soil and know your own powerlessness!

>> No.7319059

>>7317943
>we write a poem to Based hiro.

thIs is thE worst speLlinG i have evEr sEEn.

>the official /lit/ ode to Hiro
At least you remembered it was a name the second time.

>> No.7319069

>>7318897

If you don't recognize the awesomeness of >>7318764 you need to fuck off to leddit m7

>> No.7319086

>>7319059
this is an angry poem :/

>> No.7319249
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7319249

>>7318764
Please never write poetry again. Your incapability to write even the simplest meter is an insult to the English literary tradition. I barely made it through that "poem."

>> No.7319265
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7319265

>>7317943
My poem:

Hiro, please take "humanites" off /his/.
Actually, just delete /his/.
Philosophy belongs on /lit/.
The end.

>> No.7319294

Hiroyuki is raised opened Yamamoto user
Katayama Its Niwango Info slandered holds
Incident March

>> No.7319336

>>7319059
will I Still Pass Your Class, Professor?
Will I Get Extra Credit If I Can Tell The Difference Between Capitalization And Spelling?

>> No.7319372

>>7318764

>>7319249
this desu

>> No.7319377

I wanna publish zines
And rage against machines
I wanna pierce my tongue
It doesn't hurt, it feels fine
The trivial sublime
I'd like to turn off time
And kill my mind
You kill my mind

Paranoia paranoia
Everybody's coming to get me
Just say you never met me
I'm running under ground with the moles
(Diggin big holes)

Hear the voices in my head
I swear to god it sounds like they're snoring
But if you're bored then you're boring
The agony and the irony, they're killing me

I'm not sick but I'm not well
And I'm so hot cause I'm in hell
I'm not sick but I'm not well
And it's a sin to live so well

>> No.7319388

so few poets now
how can hiro know our love?
transcendent battle