/lit/ - Literature

"Gosh Anon, I LOVE shitposting on /lit/! The Stirner threads, the John Green posting, the Tao Lin marketing... the list goes ON!"

>tfw no qt shuttershock gf

I hooked up with a girl who was a Russian Lit major. She was pretty fucked in the head but she had a fantastic ass. She said I reminded her of the Underground Man, lmao

>saying "The Grand Inquisitor" and not "The Brothers Karamazov"
I bet this pleb has only read that chapter as an isolated excerpt. Would not procreate with.

>>7249201
Nobody cares.

>>7249213
well i do that's why i wrote it subjectivity anon understand it ...

>>7249201
>>7249213
I do. I vicariously enjoy /lit/ anecdotes about book pussy.

>>7249201
>but she had a fantastic ass.
All that matters really

>>7249201
Stop lying.

THH.

>>7249178
>the tartar steppe
Dino Buzzati isn't Russian.

The sexism from this board stems from your own insecurities :)

>>7249201

Pics?

>>7249560

Actually have a decent chunk of pics with this girl, since she was blindfolded and I opened up the ol' laptop webcam

>>7249770
Reported, misogynistic idiot. You don't own her body and don't have the right to post it without her permission.
You virgin white boys ruin 4chan tbh. Gross.

>>7249556
Basically this tbh
When will you guys realize you aren't any better than the plebs you keep disparaging

>>7249770
>blindfolding bitches

patrician detected

>>7249822
Triggered roastie detected.

>>7249770
Post moar

>>7249836
This.

>>7249770
Dubious

It's like every board I come to turns to shit as soon as I show up.

>>7249770
>blindfolding
You are my nigger, Anon. Excellent taste.

>>7249178
kek i know exactly like this.

pic/link related shes the one on the right

http://metalgf.tumblr.com/post/130793149959/im-lowkey-a-huge-fan-of-russia-i-love-russian-lit

>>7249850
/pol/ and /r9k/ have ruined this board.

>>7249201
Only Russian lit major I ever met was Grimes.

She told me she was switching to Neuroscience though.

>>7249874
Jesus, can we please get a generation of females who aren't complete whores?

>>7249874
>>7249881

>I miss getting hickeys I think I’m gonna get a bunch tonight

What a fucking whore

>>7249839

Yes, I have anemic wrists. It figures heavily into my writing.

>>7249822
/pol/ please stop false-flagging.

>tfw no literary semen demon

>>7249770

Damn, those titties are fantastic

>>7249888
Show some penetration
Amateur porn is the best

>>7249770
I blame technology, but what can you do at this point. Privacy is dead get used to it. It's pretty easy to do.

Our minds have the ability to adapt to virtually any social norm, including this one, specifically. This has been studied. They found that given social acceptability of nudity, anyone can train themselves not to feel shame when nude in public.

>>7249770
post more please

>>7249991

Her favorite author was Nabokov

>>7250011
what's her name?

>>7250011

You, sah, are a gentleman and a scholar.

>>7249881
/pol/ may be annoying but they ain't wrong all the time

>>7250011
>Nabokov

Tood gaste.

>>7250097
/pol/ is always right.

>>7250149
If they are always right then why do so many people hate them?

>>7250097
>>7250149
>>7250197
>>>/pol/

>>7249881
Can we get a generation of males who aren't impotent nerds?

>>7250233
Now, now if you can taste your own bile after making a comment it isn't helpful for anyone.

>>7250233
Let's agree that both men and women today are all terrible, terrible people.

>>7250308
Good luck not being terrible.

>>7250197

Because people want to be pleasant in their fantasy world. The real world is scary.

Seriously you even need to ask?

>>7250327
They are right about a lot of shit. But the racist shit gets a little annoying and makes it hard to take them seriously on certain issues. Perhaps I am dense and they are just fucking around.

>>7250352

See? You're complacent in lies.
Some races are more violent than others. If you choose to deny this, you're choosing to deny statistics (facts).

>>7250356
Except for statistics do fuck all to understanding the larger issue. And implies that it is due to some sort of inherent flaw in their genetics. Which is denying reality.

>>7250356
>Some races are more violent than others. If you choose to deny this, you're choosing to deny statistics (facts).
You're retarded. Correlation =/= causation
Also, race is a construct

>>7249178
If women don't enjoy getting checked out then why don't they wear more decent clothing?

>>7250395
>>7250407

Don't worry, I remember when I refused to see reality as well.

>Also, race is a construct

Top. Kek.
Let me guess, you're a white middle upper class neighborhood born and raised kid.

>>7250414
Let me guess, you're a white middle upper class neighborhood born and raised kid. This is just YOUR pleasant delusion. That as a white guy you have some superiority when in reality black people can shitpost too.

>>7250423

I'm a spic. Oh wait no, I'm a human being because race don't real K E K

>>7249201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0

>>7250436
You must be 18 years old or older to use this site.

>>7250499

>this site is for mature, intellectual persons such as myself
>race don't real, shitlord!

>>7250534
I never said that.

>>7249397
>book pussy

arguably the best kind.

>>7250641
You just know someone on here has tried to actually fuck a book.

>>7250647
See
>>7244094

>>7249201
>Underground Man 'hooking up'
If I recall re the Underground Man, the word 'hook' applies in a different way and a financial transaction is involved.

>>7249209
>Grand Inquisitor
Plus the fact that the section right after it serves as an eloquent if overlooked refutation of it (not to mention the book as a whole) (along with Dosto's entire later life for that matter).

>all these deleted posts
Something has gone awry here. I suppose the thread was inherently doomed anyway.

>>7250641
I wouldn't know :(

>R: 62 / I: 5
these threads are catnip for the mentally damaged

>there are people on /lit/ who are unironically liberal
How?

>>7249201
The underground man is meant to represent the average, run-of-the-mill nihilist. It's not something to be proud of.

>>7250940
Some guy posted his ex-gfs tits.

>>7250940
Someone posted nudes of their big-titted ex-girlfriend. You didn't miss anything.

>>7251002
>>7251005
So the greatest board on this dump is keeping it classy then.
If I'm trying to address OP's question: I would overlook the last two examples (esp the last one) and try to find out what she thought might be Dostoyevsky's intention/level of sincerity with that passage (I'm >>7250928 btw).