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We are going to write a letter to /b/, its only common courtesy. First 100 words, and you can only have one word per post.

>> No.7207873

Dear

>> No.7207994

irresolute

>> No.7208038

>>7207994
ubermensch

>> No.7208141

, we

>> No.7208152

Banged

>> No.7208185

/b/'s

>> No.7208210

>>7208185
boyfriend

>> No.7208228

but

>> No.7208229

thought

>> No.7208243

about

>> No.7208244

Hegel's

>> No.7208246

elderly

>> No.7208251

derail

>> No.7208254

trolley

>> No.7208255

>>7208254
cunt

>> No.7208265

>>7208255
,which

>> No.7208266

Child

>> No.7208269

>>7207864
(that

>> No.7208271

translates

>> No.7208280

cumwards)

>> No.7208425

. Why

>> No.7208435

are

>> No.7208437

馬鹿

>> No.7208467

Hahahahahahah epic post bro

So proud to be a /lit/tard

>> No.7208481

shipshear

>> No.7208500

Ontologically

>> No.7208511

void?

>> No.7208512

ophthalmoscope

>> No.7208578

Wanker-doodle

>> No.7208586

poop

>> No.7208589

Marmaduke

>> No.7208593

madrigals,

>> No.7208594

>>7207864
ought

>> No.7208685

memeranda

>> No.7208772

doldoeb

>> No.7208799

--- bananas!

>> No.7209055

Pick

>> No.7209066

Boethius

>> No.7209076

; Boethius

>> No.7209080

knows

>> No.7209084

>>7207864
Japan is the one and only best nation of the world.
because of an only emperier nation of the world on the earth.

>> No.7209096

therefore

>> No.7209099

niggars.

>> No.7209104

Stupendous

>> No.7209112
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>>7209104
man

>> No.7209113

Geliogenic

>> No.7209116

Hitler!

>> No.7209126

And

>> No.7209141

Thus

>> No.7209144

somebody

>> No.7209147

once

>> No.7209148

Looks like /b/ is posting in /lit/ again. It also appears /lit/ users are now too dumb to avoid low-grade shit-posting. Well, see you in a few months, /lit/. Hopefully you improve.

>> No.7209151

never

>> No.7209155

intrigued

>> No.7209159
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7209159

cockthrobs

>> No.7209173

>>7209148
/b/ posted a letter, we're responding. Don't be so autistic, most posters here are uni students if you look at the times posting picks up.

>> No.7209320

But

>> No.7209345

>>7209173
No it is /b/ entirely, /b/ level humour and intelligence even if it is all by /lit/ regulars. Although the overlap is probably significant.

>> No.7209361

>>7207864
"Yeah! It must be news about restarting the Space Program."
"A young President, that's what we needed! He still has dreams,

>> No.7209433

>>7209345
nigger

>> No.7209839

historicity

>> No.7209858

>>7207864
mediating

>> No.7209864

>>7209112
So nobody can murder your wife?

What am I missing?

>> No.7209884

BANE?

>> No.7209896

culturalmarxism

>> No.7209919

is

>> No.7209922

fellating

>> No.7209925

my

>> No.7209928

clit

>> No.7209930

prolapse

>> No.7209936

sensually.

>> No.7209944

while

>> No.7209952

sesquipedalian

>> No.7209972
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>>7209345
>I go to 4chan for intelligent mature discussion for intelligent mature readers such as myself, because 4chan is known for its rational and intelligent, mature userbase.

>> No.7209995

http://strawpoll.me/5687302

>> No.7210005

>>7209952
lizards

>> No.7210017

>>7209972
No I go for the memes, just expect different memes here.

>> No.7210037
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>>7209995
>http://strawpoll.me/5687302
No /t/ - texts

>> No.7210045

>>7210005
revolutionize

>> No.7210145

pleonastic

>> No.7210158

pepeleonastic

>> No.7210163

Espeleolotastic

>> No.7210179

elastoPlastic

>> No.7210182

SPONGEBOB

>> No.7210185

fantastic bombastic

>> No.7210194

Moloch!

>> No.7210212

And

>> No.7210215

>>7209972
God, look at this /b/ cancer.

This board is such shit now. Look at all the simpletons who commented on the "omg so random XD" letter to /b/.

>> No.7210218

>>7210215
Where is the letter that /b/ even sent to /lit/?

>> No.7210219

honorificabilitudinitatibus

>> No.7210232

Catamite

>> No.7210238

>>7210218
>Dear pretentious Faggots,

>Cocksucking Ulysses circumcised supersede cuck. Furthermore, Justice. Octogenarian Lolita is and Ass but moistening genocide anus please. Boobs Hitler! We don’t did eat masochistic did. Love YOU nothing! Isocracy Adolf sausage masterpiece. Trips Hitler! Digressing, luddite pondering nigger forestry cancerous drooping skyline rabble-rousing cockmonglers. Furries drifted shitskins. Penetration Mayonnaise maybe inspection; fondled Jewish niggertastic pelicans. Nigger are asian, nevertheless, nigggggggggeeeeerrrrrrrrr. The Children Alzheimer’s DORIFTO attacked faggatronic NIGGERRRRRR cuckolding fucks fucking. Masturbated maybe awesomehippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia master. Pegging swiveling. However, Uranus miata bestiality marmotssssssssssssss ultradank berating. Furthermore, no niggggAR Jew is loli. Are Sandniggers buddy Satan posthumously? Guy over axiomatic autistic with /lit/ friend cancer.

>TBH twat, slimjim nine arthritic so cancer. Smegma isn’t muscular anyway. Their my niggerlipped dog-fuckers. Eleven kolkinuckle Trump nutsack literally Macanbhaird MILF. Was pegging incest wretched west? Dickcheese fucked. Gushing Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

>Btw, waifu checked! Regarding an effected riddled will quickfap. Nipples, niggers inside knobgobbling waifu. There vagina pancakes watermelon.

>Collapsing border job heathen paarthumax. Likewise, prostitute’s faminazi spectacular! Theyre’s the disemboweled cum plebian, your banana hitherto supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Throbbing OP lift /po/ inside midget kitchen hamplanet. /pol/ holocaust to bespeckled. Aubergine Freaudain.

>To conclude, /lit/ beta! Clopper the end fatass Charlie.

>Sincerely,

>/b/

ours isn't quite as good, but it's still worth it if only for the christfag's wails

>> No.7210242

>>7210218
Don't know, don't care. Apparently /lit/ and /b/ are one, and the faggy moderators enjoy it.

>> No.7210253

>>7210215
>unironically using the word singleton
I agree my fellow scholar, 4chan should be a land of educated and erudite experts such as you and I, a place akin to a modern school of athens, if you will. The dim-wits of our fellow userbase is absolutely positively disgusting and fills me with a sense of disdain, disdain of proportions too immense for comprehension by their pea-sized craniums.

Keep fighting the good fight brother, and some day soon we will realize the dream of our Intellectual Utopia, a 4chan free of memes and solely for scholarly education and debate, as it is meant to be!
I come here to parlay with other geniuses like you and myself, yet at every turn I am greeted with greentexted >>>/reddit/s and plebs talking about my favorite type of hat!
I completely agree that the way this website is used is cancer and is not what the gifted high-IQ gentlemen such as you and I come here for.

*tips*

>> No.7210283

>>7210253
4/10 tbh fam

>> No.7210310

>>7210232
double-heartedly

>> No.7210312

>>7207864
fishbulb

>> No.7210374

>>7210253
This is /b/ right here.

This low-quality material is what you all get for allowing the bar to slip.

Also, what's the point of this thread. /b/ came here and made it and only /b/ users are contributing to the "letter." Why not just stay on your own shitty board and talk to each other there?

>> No.7210885

op here, havent reached 100 but posting anyways

>> No.7211100

convoluted