/lit/ - Literature

>>7209186
CONCEDO NULLI

>>7209186
>Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>my only regret is that i had boneitis

>>7209186
Allahu Akbar

i wish i bought more stuff

Existence is futile.

>Jupiter, what an artist perishes in me!

Tell the nurse she fine.

>>7209186

Finally...

Rosebud

>>7209186
tu e, bruté?

I love you, M.

You call that a knife?

>>7209301
that's what she said :/

I can't die yet, I still have some many things I want to do...

>>7209186
Wait, turn lef-

"Wait, just one more
>implying that's good"

Guys, please subscribe and leave me a thumbs up!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Whoops!

Just as planned

>Quod tu es, ego fui, quod ego sum, tu eris.

>>7209186
"We heard the Captain was here."

(He laughs)

"Captain? I'm the Captain!"

don't donate my organs.

23-42-1-55-76-9

>It sure is nice to be just walking along here, not particularly unhappy about anything at the moment, not knowing anything about the time or manner of my death, having a decent day at the mo

or

>[by phone/text] good night

"Sorry for everything Mom."

SHHHHIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEETTTTT NIIIGGGGGAAAAAA

>>7209186
I would probably yell out the word 'Fuck' then let out a sigh

>>7209364
What? That doesn't mean shit.

>>7209295

I love you too babe

Lube it up, boys.

>>7209439
(Fuming with jealousy) Hi.

>I wish I spent more time shitposting

>>7209469
That's it! You're comin' with me from now on.

"T-tell John Green he's a... cultural marxist"

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.--Soft you now!

>>7209186
the fire rises

I must go in, the fog is rising.

>>7209509
Macbeth? More like Macdeth

>>7209509
Your acting debut as Hamlet will be so comically atrocious that you will be laughed off stage and immediately kill yourself?

jews did 9/11

"That 7yo girl worth it!"

>>7209186
not like i wanted to live anyway

>>7209469

Fuming with jealousy over what?

>>7209186
and then I...TURN INTO A CORPSE AHAHAHAHA-

this was the most beautiful dream of all

yes I said yes I will Yes.

>acta est fabula plaudite

>>7209186
Not that it matters anyway, we all go to heaven or hell, you will have to say whatever you want there.

>>7209186
I don't want any of my words ever to be my last words!

>>7209186
de omnibus disputandum est

THANK YOU BASED GO--

The only good fellatio, is self-fellatio

JUST

>>7209186

I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter

et tu fam tbh

>>7209186
"Fuck all of you. Now I will never get into Valhalla."

>>7209186
>this is nice

"H-hey what's up my, erm, nigger? I would like to please buy some c-cocain please. Thank you very much frien- fam :)"

I deserve this.

What are you going to do? Stab me?

If it must be so

"I should have started with the greeks"

'Thank God Putin is bombing for us now!'

>>7209506
lol

>Thank you lord god

"Satan, my father, I'm coming home!"

"Any messages for your loved ones? I'll be seeing them in Hell."

Someone pretend to be my girlfriend at the funeral.

AH, THTHTHA-THA-THA-THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!

>>7209186
"I will return."

Not that I'm necessarily sure that I will, but it ought to make my killers and/or loved ones nervous forever.

LARVATVS·PRODEO

What are you going to do about it, stab me?

"Goodnight all"

>>7210612
Lol, thanks for the lulz

"We may meet again in another life
But not again in this one."

>>7209527
>McBeth

Behold now, bhikkhus, I exhort you: All compounded things are subject to vanish. Strive with earnestness!

>>7209186
Depends on who will be there to listen.

My only regret is having to fake my death

>>7209186
So long and thanks for all the fish.

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Darn! I should have eaten that fucking cake!

>>7209540

>>7209186
Im probably going to die alone, so what's the point of last words? No one's going to hear them anyway

>>7209413

>"I loved her then, now, and will love her wherever I will be after I leave here."

>>7209186
I'm going ghost!

>>7209518
This or 'nigger'

I want to live

>sui avada kedavra

Mama, dada, yes,

No, home, pretty,

Can I have, I want,

Give me, please,

I hate you, mean,

School, boring,

Friends, homework,

Books, teachers, work,

Dull, stupid, shit,

Girls, kiss, telly, looks,

Lust, sex, teens, porn,

4chan, loneliness, defeated,

Abandoned, disillusioned, disappointed

And disappointing, a failure, a fucking mess,

No joy, no love, no life, no anything,

Dead by next week.

(Would go back to the start if I could,

Mom, dad, I love you.)

>>7209186
Clever Girl.

>>7209341
Oh, you fucker, I thought I was being original when I thought of that.

I guess I'll have to go with "Hastur Hastur Hastur".

>>7211754
Chuckled

>>7211803
Dude take a breather, its not that bad. You're in your twenties at most, you haven't time to fuck your life up yet

Talk to some people in their 80s, get some perspective - you're situation is not unfixable

Props for the poem btw

>>7211824
your

Lol

>>7211062
>Mc

>>7209186

A verbatim recitation of Pynchon's Infinite Jest.

"At last, my country is the world's greatest power once again. I can die happy now."

>>7209186
Tell my wife... to delete my internet history... and reformat my computer... AAUUUUGGGHHHHH ~*

Come on you apes, you wanna live forever?!


FUUUUUUUUUCK

john green is a cuck

all of it was a meaningless ride

I'll be back.

>>7209186
Stupid nigger fuckers...

>>7211910
Existence.

allahu akbar

>>7214147
Very original.

>>7214148
>100 posts and no one said it.

O, I am slain!

swag swag like caillou

>>7209186
never compromise
not even in the face of armageddon

please format my h drive

>>7209186
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>7209186

I want to die alone in silence leaving as less trace as possible

>>7214220
jump in a volcano fuck nigga

I only raped girls who were asking for it.
Don't dress like a whore if you don't want to get fucked like one.
Peace out fam, real shit, Fuck a feelin', man. Fuck a feelin' Get Pudussy all day.

>>7214230
Real talk mane RIP, G.

NOW EVERYBODY--

>>7209423
Pleb detected

>>7209756
I'll never understand all the hate Camus gets on this board

hold my beer, watch this

>>7214274
Imagine a place where failures group up to systematically downgrade the successes of others to fill the empty, pathetic, lazy-induced void that is their life for the sake of feeling superior, even a false superior.

That's /lit/. And that's why /lit/ reads shit they don't understand and brag about it while using wikipedia and goodreads quotes and shit they saw on some shitty philosophy video on YouTube.

Rehashed vomited shit.

Now, do you really want to be here any longer?

>>7214404
you're analyzing too deep, /lit/ is just shitposting about literature and philosophy, nobody is serious, those who are are cringe worthy failures. Like that dude that left his home because his parents were religious and became homeless ''living the literary lifestyle'' lol.

>>7214431
When did this took place? Are there screenshots?

>>7214495
no caps, shit was funny doe. Homeboy was criticizing the people that wanted to be edgy writers while also defending his poor life decisions as an edgy writer.

>>7209756
>in the end, it doesn't even matter

I've... seen things... you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion; I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate... All those... moments... will be lost, in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to die.

"ayy lmao"

>>7209186
...Now, Everybody-

I too was an Arcadia

>>7209327
kek

>check 'em

>>7209186
Well, that was a wast of time.

call me ishmael

HACK AWAY YOU MEAN RED NIGGER

>>7214737
underrated post

>>7214737
The galaxy is on Orion's b... b... Ayy lmao

>>7215181
forgot image fml

WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRU.....

Don't cry for too long. There's either nothing to it or all is silver glass. In which case we'll meet again. If not, all that's left of me is in your head. The only kind of immortality I ever wanted.

>>7209530
this is a good post

>>7209661
>disputandum
dubitandum? Because "Everything must be disputed" sounds pretty autistic.

>>7215271
Everything, including myself, must be euphoric

>>7215283
Are you sure you have your latin correct?

Just try to write "implying I'll die" in greentext on my tombstone. I know it's granite, just try.

go on, there are other worlds than these

"That copy of Infinite Jest is about to land right on my noggin!"

Oh, my valve

If you'll excuse me, I must be going.

It's ok, just another panic attack

>>7215250
a light on the water all souls pass

"excuse me while I....disappear

https://youtu.be/ZoA_S4vGlT4?t=3m31s

"Fuck maybe that was too much cocaine someone play some music holy shit my heart is beating really really fast right now wow my face feels tingly"

Fuck art

Ah, that's the stuff. [Dies]

>>7217010
>heart attack
right in the heart

or

u tu doki doki

>>7209191
>Jet fuel can't melt dank memes

>>7211806
Henderson come back to us.

See you space cowboy

I can't believe no one wrote this yet

«Ἐπεὶ δὲ πάνυ kαλῶς πέπαισται, δότε kρότον
Καὶ πάντες ἡμᾶς μετὰ χαρᾶς προπέμψατε.»

>>7209186
>become an ghost
Stirner was wrong.
I was the spook all along.

>>7209186
always do your own homework

>>7214737
>tfw came here to post this

respawn in 5...4....3...2...1

Masha'Allah

>>7209186

I apologize for nothing.

>>7209190

>I yield to nobody
>Yields to death

>>7218016
>Implying death is not a way to defeat life

>>7218584
Stupid frogposter