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I really need this. Come on.

>>7186160
I don't know, but check in history, there are plenty of cases where people commited suicide and their family tried to mask it

>>7186160
You made it impossible the moment you made this thread.

>>7186199
I don't want family to know, that's the point.

>>7186207
How? Oh, o-... fuck me. Fuck this provider. Still, any tips?

>>7186211
jjust because you forget what it feels like to be happy doesn't mean that it's not real

accidental, steal a car drive it off a cliff, into a tree or an oncomming, preferably huge and heavy, vehicle

disappearance, steal some shit, buy planeticket, hang yourself in a public bathroom in backdoor china/russia, of course depending on your own location

killed, try pushing narcotics on any given ghetto corner

>i feel you

if no one cares about you now what makes you think they'll care about you when you're dead

>>7186211
>I don't want family to know, that's the point.
Then you still care for them.
Then why commit suicide ?

>>7186226
I don't care. Too much shit going on. I don't want to do it anymore. It's that simple. But I love my moma, I don't want to break her heart.

Maybe say I want to leave for good, actually rent a place and live on my own (manageable), not answer calls etc. and hold the story for a few months then do it. It'd look legit like I just left them for a new life, but then I'd break her heart just the same.
That's the best I can come up with. I'm not a creative man, but I bet some of you are.

Don't kill yourself m8.

"Death is so final, life is full of possibility" - Tyrone lancaster

>>7186160
Don't do it.

>>7186245
read walden dude

>>7186238
>if no one cares about you now
I didn't say that. There are a few persons which I'd hurt really bad and some more that would at least feel shitty finding out. I have relatives whom I haven't seen in months who'd spill a lot of tears mourning me. I don't want them to feel bad over something so insignificant.

>>7186249
>>7186251
Checking out right now

>>7186233
Much better than what I came up with. I still fucked up posting this thread with no VPN/ToR, though.

>>7186317
why not join the army so you can die on the battlefield slaying muslims

>>7186317
They're spill tons of tears if it's an accident or if you vanish too. There's no winning in trying to do that.

>>7186386
"If these damn drivers would watch the road more..."
"God knows he needed the money... those damn junkies shoot for nothing..."
Versus
"Wow, how could he ever do this?! It's our fault bla bla"

It's all about the blame.

>>7186458
But anon, again, don't you believe that if so much damage will be inflicted onto them one way or another, the best option would be actually staying alive?

Why not actually try the thing from fake story you posted above?
Isn't your love for your mother enough to fill your heart till things get better?

You can wait out everything.

I know what being suicidal feels like and what reading this feels like, but why not try?

>>7186160
Whats her name?

>>7186852
>suicide over pussy

tits > ass

become a security guard or a bouncer, and then mouth off at some teenager with a gun.

>>7187279
tits < ass

>>7187520
OP's picture says otherwise

The Bell Jar is pretty good

>>7186160
Who is this fat fucking cow?

>>7186160

She looks like a girl who loved me in middle school but then I messed it up, except she was pretty flatchested. Anyway, fuck you OP, I still think about her all the time.

>>7186160
BOOBS

don't do that or you'll go to heck

You don't need to do anything this elaborate. Just set things up to look like you're an auto-erotic asphyxiation enthusiast who died while whacking it. If you want to "disappear" just find the nearest body of water and drown yourself when no one's looking.

>>7186160

LOOK AT THOSE BOOOOOOOOBBBBSSSSSSS

>>7187777
four same numbers

>>7186251
I legitimately forgot I was on /lit/ and was startled by the mentioning of literature. Stop with threads that have shit to do with lit.

>>7186378
Plus you could shoot yourself in battle and die A HERO

You have to look at that boobs. If you don´t find a reason to live after that, you are a faggot and kill yourself

>>7188813
This pretty much solves the problem:
Boobs are always a solution

I think Anon has left us

Rip

>>7188848
Why do you think that ?

>>7188851
Are you him?

>>7188907
No

>>7186160
Damn son

>>7186160
>you will never cuddle up with this qt3.14~ as you both read poetry while you play with her hair

>>7188958
>you will never get to lick her asshole

>>7188958
What a faggot fantasy, are you sure you are a man?

Just kill yourself wanker

>>7186160
I have a friend who's sister killed herself. Shot herself in the head with a pink .22 she bought at Academy next to the lake near our REC center.

OP I say don't do it. You won't get to see the massive waves you'll cause in your community. Also think about this: you don't think anyone cares about you but you'll be on my mind, I'll be wondering whatever happened to OP. What I'm saying is, don't do it faggot.

P.s. thanks for using that OP image.

>>7188958
>>7188965
>>7188974

Man fuck you guys. I just lost my qt who I lived with, read poetry with while I played with her hair and then I would get to lick her asshole.

Oh, I caught some charges later this week. And then lost my job.

>>7189411

Pic is me.

Fuck me!! I fucking forgot for about our cat.

Stupid fucking consciousness.

>>7189411
>Oh, I caught some charges later this week.

jaywalking?

OP here.
Still alive. It's all ok, I'm fine. We're fine.

>>7189629
What convinced you not to do it ?
The boobs ?

>>7189643
>>7186496

>>7188965
>>7189411

On a depravity scale of 1-10, where 1 is missionary sex and 10 is scat, how vanilla would you say that asslicking is?

>>7189796
11

>>7189796
It's something that kind of happens and it's okay at the time but if it was just straight away out the blue I think it'd be about an 8

>>7189796
4

>>7189796
The scale goes likes this, actually (trust me, I have a professorship):

0: Virgin
1: Missionary sex
2: Doggy-style/woman on top
3: Titfucking
4: Oral sex
5: Light roleplay
6: Anal sex
7: Rimming
8: BDSM/heavy roleplay
9: Most /d/ fetishes (diapers/farting/large penetrations/prolapse/light body deformation)
10: Scat

The scale continues to 20, but you don't want to learn those things. It's for the best.

>>7189849
>The scale continues to 20, but you don't want to >learn those things. It's for the best

Bait

>>7189849
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>>7189808
wtf asslicking is normie as fuck you virgins, it's even a twitter meme. go on twitter or facebook and search "eat the booty" and you'll find every normie talks about eatin ass.........

>>7189858
That's more a signal of the degeneracy of our culture, anon. Do you think most normies before 1980 were into that? Of course not.

>>7189858
It's pretty fucked up, even if everyone is doing it.

>>7189869
>>7189897

I definitely don't see the appeal in having poop particles spread on your tongue.

>>7189869
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>>7189909
there is literally nothing wrong with eating ass

>>7189909
Neither do I, but it is apparenty mainstream.

>>7189909
Just think: Choco-latte late nite coffee date chocolate cake smær w/white frosting, you, the manly man patrician with a heart of Au, you have seduced her w/yr charm n humor and now her quiverin buttocks present themselves, the smell not too bad, certainly not shit, just butt-smell, and SURPRISE a rush, spread, brownblack boll of turd to take into yr mouth—just be in the moment, man.

>>7186160

Dude, hold on.

Breathe.

Fucking breathe and reset your life. Kill your old life if you have to but at least give yourself a second chance and start over. Come on, man. Don't discard life, it's all there is.

>>7189909
You do know what personal hygiene is, right? And so does your partner, right? You do have a partner, right? ...Right?

>>7189929
What’s it gonna be like, dying? To go to sleep and never, never, never wake up.

Well, a lot of things it’s not gonna be like. It’s not going to be like being buried alive. It’s not going to be like being in the darkness forever.

I tell you what—it’s going to be as if you never had existed at all. Not only you, but everything else as well. That just there was never anything, there’s no one to regret it—and there’s no problem.

Well, think about that for a while—it’s kind of a weird feeling when you really think about it, when you really imagine.

>>7188974
But those are masculine fantasies. Are you sure you're not underageb&?

>>7189931
Poop comes out of there and bacteria likes it there a lot.

>>7189963
Snort some antibiotics & you'll be fine.

>>7189942

True.
Yet you 'are' now, yet you matter now. Don't think about the future. The future doesn't fucking exist, right? Yet we exist and we'd be crazy to let that immaterial nothingness fool us into self-destruction. Enjoy life, it's all there is. It's all there ever be. Nothing else is relevant to you and it shouldn't be. Not even in your head. Fuck it! Fuck what happens after your death, years after the fall of humanity and collapse of the universe. It is irrelevant to your existence. But life isn't. Don't discard it. :)

>>7189963
Your mouth has bacteria too. I seriously hope you don't kiss, or god forbid, breathe in someone's direction.

>>7186160

https://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/s/schopenhauer/arthur/pessimism/chapter3.html

>>7189997
Ass has worse bacteria if you didn't know.

>>7189995
There is no greater peace than death.

>>7189997
When butt cook'd bacteria meets mouth bacteria, it creates the most delightful tingling—like pop rocks but with raging erectile tissues and a beautiful warmth spreading across your nerves, much like the seconds before death. Let's all pick up a prostitute and have a real personal connection, a real LIFE AFFIRMING experience. Karate kick the 'No!'s from your mind and just do it who cares?

>>7190035

Death is not peace. Death is nothing.
If you'll want peace you'll have to create it here, being alive. But yeah, I get it. You'll so devastated about what's waiting, you can't take the wait anymore. Right?

>>7190061
Nothingness is perfect peace. Stop white knighting.

>>7190075
I'm not. You wont even know you've got the thing you wanted when it's done. You're destroying existence, all there is (for you) when you're going away. No?

>>7190075
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>>7190035
>>7190061

We can only think about what it is possible to talk about.

Dead people cannot talk.

Therefore no-one can explain what being dead is like.

>>7190213
It's like before you were born. —spoiler—

Who is this sperm farmer?

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>>7190035

>tfw a suicide thread is derailed by asslicking

Thank you /lit/. Thank you.

>>7189854
There is at least snuff shit, CP, midget, etc.

>>7186160
Literally perfect. Hope she's happy somewhere.

I find the thought that I can pull the switch and end it whenever I want to is a pretty solid reason for living.

>>7186247
He was great in Game Of Thrones.

Trip on a rock and lay your head on a traintrack just before a train comes

Smile and a thumbs up so the [train driver] doesn't feel bad

>>7189629
>it's ok
No, it's not

>>7192263
What do you mean by that?

also lel at how OT this thread got.

Anyone know how I can stop being so pants-shittingly terrified of dying that I can't live my life? I've been in a very black depression and I can't wrap my head around perception followed by a full stop.

>>7192269
I want you to die is what I'm saying

You shouldn't get away with crying for attention only to bitch out

>>7192297
go to a psychiatrist. This goes for anyone who isn't able to do [thing] because of [mental issue]. If you have problems living because of your head, then you need help.

>>7192310

The question is more like why bother to live at all when I will die and everything I've ever seen, thought or felt will blink out. I don't even exist.

>>7192303
I'm not OP though

And 'bitch out' in this context is hyperimmature nigga, even for /lit/

>>7192316
because there are fun things to do in this world. Doesn't mean you should stop living just because you'll die some day.

>>7189942
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.--Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd!”

She is fucking gorgeous

>>7193085
Is that Joyce?

>>7193630
Shakespeare
its possibly the most famous section of literature there is

>>7193630
>>7193696
Don't listen to him, it's actuallly my diary, iimbtmhfit.

>>7189849
>titfucking below oral sex

>>7193696

You fell for it! He was merely pretending to be a dolt all along! Ha! Haha!

how is this about literature?

>>7186160
Tfw no titty kitty gf

>>7194017

>oral sex below missionary

>>7194017
>>7194146
It's not based on popularity, guys. Anyway, oral sex is only popular because it's convenient and you don't have to get all naked and shit for it. This is an unfortunate result of our clothes-based society.

>>7186160
climb on a countertop with a broom, shove the handle in your ass and then jump off. impaled anally by a broom. Most will just think you are a fag and slipped while fucking your ass with the broom.

not literature, take it elsewhere

>>7186160

I'm thinking about jumping off of a local bridge but I might just take the trip down to San Diego and take a header off of the Golden Gate instead. A lot of times bodies just wash out to sea, never to be found, and people will ignore someone climbing over the rail.

If you go down there and do it at night I bet you would just disappear and no one would know what happened to you.