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7175733 No.7175733 [Reply] [Original]

>thanks for taking me out to lunch, anon!
>so what are you reading at the moment? i'm currently reading lolita!

What do?

>> No.7175744

"Then you must know what I got in store for you, just call me big daddy Vladdy from now on ;)"

>> No.7175772

>>7175744
>Implying there is explicit sexual content in Lolita

>> No.7175789
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7175789

lmao pale fire is better you plebeian whore

>> No.7175791

>>7175733

that salad looks like shit but damn girl your skin is glowing from all those vegetables

>> No.7175797

>>7175772
>"I need to use the bathroom, I think your tore something inside me."
>"I took her more than once"
>there isn't explicit sexual content in Lolita

>> No.7175801
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7175801

>>7175791
models tend to have pretty good diets.

pic related its the same girl with her twin sister.

>> No.7175805

'Oh you are? What do you think of it so far?'

>> No.7175811

>>7175733
y-you too...

>> No.7175825

>>7175801
>models tend to have pretty good diets.

top fucking kek

yea, probably because its like, their profession to look good

>> No.7175826

>I'm reading dem big fucking titties.
>Yeah.
>put that fucking sandwich down and come suck some this dick, bitch.

>> No.7175840
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>>7175826
>big fucking titties

wot u on about m8

>> No.7175844

>>7175733
I would call her a living meme and walk the fuck out like a boss.

maybe get a coffee before I go

maybe later get drunk and get texted by the same girl who was wet from me dismissing her so casually

then hate fuck her

then tell her that despite me fucking her she's still a meme

grab her copy of lolita

walk out like a fucking boss

light her copy on fire and my cig at the same time once I'm outside

listen to her sobs from the window as I walk down the street smoking a cig

turn my collar up and smirk

>> No.7175849
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>>7175840

>> No.7175860
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>>7175840
holy shit did you have to go back in time to auschwitz to find that jewish corpse?

>> No.7175870

>>7175840
thanks mr skeltal

>> No.7175878

>>7175733
Bitch, you're ugly as hell.

>> No.7175885

>>7175844
>smoking cigs
>turning up collars
You're a meme tbh

>> No.7175896
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7175896

>>7175733
>that genuine smile
>those effervescent eyes
>ever utterly beyond me

I wish I were dead.

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7175908

>>7175885

>> No.7175923
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>>7175733
>You will never experience something like this

Living doesn't seem like the best option now.

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>>7175923
>>7175896

>> No.7175963

>>7175923
kill yourself now
live later?

>> No.7175997

Cute girl but I wish she wouldn't read meme books.

>> No.7176011

>>7175940
I really like this one.

>> No.7176018

We all know that women can't read lolita.

>> No.7176042
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7176042

>pretending not to like Lolita

we've had polls where it came first

>> No.7176068

>>7175772
He puts his tongue on her eye

>> No.7176084

>>7175797
he is an unreliable narrator. if you notice he is the only one who claims those things

>> No.7176630

just

>> No.7176642

RUN