/lit/ - Literature

You have to write an essay 33 minutes before you posted?

>>716871
Wow, 1500 whole words?

>>716884
Yeah frsrs

>>716885
>>PST

>>716885
Not OP, but it's definitely 9:37 PM PST. If it's not, my clock is seriously, SERIOUSLY fucked up.

OP Here
The thing is, I could care less about the war or the class I'm writing the essay for.

Nothing better to do. Learn some shit you don't know. Research and write.

>>716924
I am sure you you feel that way. You're still a child, with no concept of events and their place in the history of humanity. You just want more Justin Beiber and Mountain Dew Code Red.

>>716924

Can people please learn how to say this shit right?

It is "I could NOT care less." What the fuck sense does it make to say that you could be less interested but for some reason are not.

Fuck.

>>716949
There's a diagram about this.
I don't have it now, but it explains how you're a faggot.

>>716938
Wow, what a pretentious asshole.
So apparently because I'm so very sick of hearing about a war that has been going on for 7 years, I automatically doing know anything about human history?
I was fucking 10 when 9/11 happened and 11 when the war started. I'm right in the middle of it, so don't you dare try to condescend to me.

Who write's an essay on the Iraq War?

What is this shit?

>>717006
That would be me, Mr. OhPee

>>716998
And do you know how WWII ties into the reason for radical Islam becoming prevalent in the Middle East?

Also.

What does this have to do with /lit/?

Wouldn't this be more suited for the idiots at /new/?

>>717028
Sure do.

>>717028
You were 10. You're now 17 and you don't care to learn more because you're "tired of hearing about it". Reported for underage.

>>717041
My birthday is August 21st, 1991,
Reported for being a fucking cock.

>>717039
I have no faith in the reasoning ability of your generation. Go buy some Rock Star Energy Drink and put on your Ed Hardy shirt! We're going to the Starbucks, you and me. Maybe later, we can watch Justin Beiber videos.

>>717066
You keep bringing up Justin Beiber.
Is that really all you can say? "DAMN KIDS WITH THEIR JUSTIN BEEBER MUSICS AND THEIR STARTBUCKS BAHHHHHH"
This is becoming ridiculous. You really need to take a good look at yourself and ask yourself why you feel the need to argue with someone on the internet. MY OPINION is that it is an ultimately pointless war, and I ask myself on a daily basis why we're still fighting it.
Oh shit, the child has an opinion, we better tell him that he's WRONG because he obviously doesn't know what he's talking about because he's YOUNGER THAN I AM.

>>717066
Also, it seems to me you know more about my generation than I do, because I have no fucking idea who or what Ed Hardy is.

>>716871
OP here, WTF I stepped away from my computer for a minute and I get these faggots pretending to be me...

Anyhow I probably should start writing my essay, but I can't stop listening to my Justin Bieber album!! <3

>>716949
maybe they don't care so much that they don't care enough to care less?

>>717088

The butthurt, it is oh so delicious.

ITT: Trolls trolling trolls

>>717105
>>717066
OP Here
Probably the same guy.
Hilarious, he's getting so frustrated.

>>717115
I'm not butthurt, honestly.
I'm just sick of people judging my reasoning ability based on my age.

>>717121
awww...sorry. You must be feeling oppression. You're still a lazy fuck who needs to be writing his essay to get his 18 YEAR OLD ASS OUT OF SCHOOL.

>>717145
I've been writing this whole time, so I think I'm gonna be alright.
I go to college for business and I end up writing about War, I am confuse.

>>717155
Come, enjoy some Jonas Brothers with me!

>>716938
>You just want more Justin Beiber and Mountain Dew Code Red.

Hey, fuck you. I like Code Red.

>>717162

Of course you do. FAG

>>717160
>>18-year-old guys like Jonas Brothers, right?
>>Yeah they do, this is gonna be so funny

>>717170
OP here, and yes I do like Jonas Brothers. I was 10 years old when they came out and 11 when the tour started. I am right in the middle of it. Everything I do is to a spritely synth-pop beat.

>>717166

OP Here
This thread did not go as planned.

Write the essay and just pull a Bel-Air towards the end if you don't give a shit about the class.

OP here. I am back!! I am stuck. This is what I got so far. Please offer me critique.

The War in Iraq
by Anonymous

The War in Iraq is a war in a country called Iraq. I was 10 years old when 9/11 happened and 11 when the war started (although it started in AFGHANISTAN). I am right in the middle of it. I am so tired hearing about the war. My friend promised me Justin Bieber tickets if I can ever get this essay done, but I don't want them. I just want some of those Wild Grape Pop Tarts mom bought. She said I could have them every day as long as I never finish high-school and stay in her house forever. I plan on going to school (you know, college. I am obviously not overshooting my abilities) for business. Of course, I see no parallels between business and War. Additionally, I see no business profiting from the War in Iraq which just a war in a place called Iraq that I am tired of hearing about. Oh look! Justin Beiber!! <3

>>717284
A tour-de-force

>>717284

>Justin Beiber repeated x 100 = God Tier Troll

Ease up, broseph. You're trying a bit too hard.

OP Here
Just let it die

OP here rate me BITCHES!!!!!!

>>717488
You look old for 15

I want to beat OP so bad my dick is grinding it's teeth.

When I'm nearing crunch-time, I plagiarize essays from Harper's archive because they're in PDF form and so pasting a phrase into Google won't direct you to the source. It hasn't failed me yet.

>>717284
brilliant

>>716871
OP HERE I AM BACK!!