/lit/ - Literature

Zizek would post the same opinions time after time

>>7164244
Kant would post otherwise reasonable topics then pollute the thread with walls of texts going nowhere.
Nietzsche would probably hate the nihilistic nature of 4chan and occasionally shitpost literature waifus.
Socrates would figure out all the trip codes and troll EVERYONE.

most would post indecipherable prose that we would laugh at

>>7164244
Schopenhauer would post "OP is a faggot"/"kill yourself" in every thread

Descartes would say he can only be sure he's shit-posting.

>>7164244
>I bet Kant would be howled at for being an utter sperglord.

Well, if you just take a glance at his deontological ethics, you would know why. It's literally is the morality of a person on the Autism spectrum.

>>7165128
Schopey would be told to gb2r9k

>>7166115
He'd be ousted from r9k as well since he had lots of sex and lived a life that was relatively comfortable and didn't have none of the spaghetti issues our friends over at r9k have. Poor lad, no board would accept him and he'd eventually be forced to shitpost on /b/, ocassionally joining in the rare philosophical discussion which never arises there.

>>7164244
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>Marx gets banned for constantly posting Marxism in Literature threads.
>Also gets the shit trolled out of him by /pol/

>Nietzche would probably kill himself all over again after spending any amount of time on the internet

>Kierkegaard would christpost and dick on positivists

>Zizek gets told to fuck off back to /tv/

ITT: people who don't read philosophy try to meme

Kant was famous for his dinner soirees, and had a reputation for being a conversationalist with a sharp wit and subtle, kind humor. This image of him as being on the spectrum is totally fabricated and bizarre.

>>7166348
Yeah, Wittgenstein is the only philosopher I can think of who might have been on the spectrum

>>7166246
>Nietzche would kill himself again
He didn't kill himself though?

>>7166246
>Zizek gets told to fuck off back to /tv/

>>7166214
have you guys ever seen the philosophy threads that get started on /b/? I can't believe we share the same site as them.

Mortimer J Adler is my favorite. He'd try to talk to you like rational adults and making careful, easy to understand arguments, and then ragequit when he is trolled endlessly because he misspelled someone innocuous word. He would then write a book on how to read the internet.

>>7166894

>someone

kek fag

>>7166894
>misspelled someone innocuous

why are you retarded

>>7165866
I've never found the study, but a aesthetics professor I had told me she had actually known people who were researching the possibility of Kant being a actual autist

>>7164244
>boi pussi is virtue
>Boi pussi is justice

>>7167373
Forgot pic

>LOL I TROL U

>>7167373
i know socrates was into young men/ boys, but did he ever really imply that there was something just or virtuous in his pederastry?

>>7167373
kekd

>>7167155
>research into a guy who clearly wasn't autistic in order to say he's autistic to make autistic people feel better about being autistic though they can't feel better because they are autistic
truly the death of civilization

>>7167150

pubic skool

>>7166354
>Who are Popper, Quine etc
All the logical positivists could be autismos really.

Plato would probably shitpost all day about how great Socrates is while Socrates would be engaged in endless flamewars with everyone, out-bantering everyone except Diogenes, and calling Glaucon a faggot constantly.

>>7168079
>All the logical positivists could be autismos really.
rather, children believing in rationalism through axiomatization/theorizing.

>>7168079

>Popper
>Quine
>logical positivists

This fucking board, I swear to god.

>>7164244
Roseau would shit on the internet and talk about how terrible it is and his life was far more dignified and pure, but he would post every day

Thoreau would read one board and become so physically ill be wouldn't be able to put down a sentence

>>7167598
>You shouldn't lie even to save countless billions from aeons of torture because there's a rule saying you shouldn't lie and breaking the rules is bad.
M'kay, not autistic at all.

>>7167388
The best trolling is inadvertant.

>>7167373

"OMG /lit/... :'( So today i went to my boyfriends' gig, and like, everything was going great and everything and then as i'm sat there i get this really weird feeling, soooo i go to another one of his gigs with his black-metal band (which is cool \m/(-_-)\m/ and they start to have like holy grails and magic spears and it's all christian. I didn't know this whole time we were dating that he was a christian. I went cold. I stormed out trying to hold back the tears.. I wanted him to smudge my lipstick, not my mascara :'(( I went backstage after I calmed down and he told me that it was about christian morality. Anyway we were arguing and he started telling me how shit my music was This is me playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUH7ylSSp_I

I haven't heard from him in 2 weeks.. I do feel kinda bad, should I accept him even if he's a christian?"

Kierkegaard would post an insanely long greentext about the affair with regina, followed by hundreds of anons accusing him of autism and asking him fucking why you sperglord cuck

>>7167388
BEHOLD! Plato's man!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2QrQYywGT0

It is I, Jonophon Cenna!

All of your phalli are puny to mine,
(that spear that now pierces men's behinds!)

/sp/ get

>>7169405
I have watched this same video 8 times in a row and am red with tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard.

Why is this so fucking funny?

>>7169431
You might be high.

>>7169431
autism

>>7169457
I don't do drugs or drink alcohol any more because I don't like the way they make me feel