/lit/ - Literature

>>7163833
>1443221615635.jpg
How brave.

I'm Pynchon.

19/F/Cali

LONDON
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>>7163834

are you reading a phone book? that newspaper looks light too

22/Gay/NYC

>>7163844
smh white folks these days

>>7163852
i like how the guy in the top hat is like, these cunts trying to be near me

>>7163847

I imagine you guys would look like /fa/, but fatter.

>>7163860
notice the black socks too

he is unique

>>7163865
That's kinda sad.

>>7163865
Poor girl :-(

>>7163863
nice neck tbh(to be honest)

>>7163833
Hey guys, I had my publicist take this one so I hope it looks alright. BTW why are all of you so angry all the time?

>>7163865
They recognize the superior race

>>7163866
>>7163867
>animal rights activists

>>7163863
This can't be real.

>>7163872
Actually, yes. How did you know that? :^)

>>7163833
Le patrician face

>>7163863
lmfao that dapper baby in the middle

>>7163864
he's read the painter of modern life, he knows what's up

>>7163865

>>7163850
Man dose eyes

>>7163863
if models were wearing the clothes it would look amazing

>>7163865
>checked out the books profile
>written by a mocha girl
Doesn't sound like a good book either.

>>7163863
nah, thats us.

>>7163881
>tfw I have a baby face
Not that bad, but not too far off.

>>7163865

>>7163866
>>7163867
>>7163887
>>7163921
>feeling compassion for a woman
wtf is wrong with you?
they would piss all over you if they ever got a whiff of your reek of loserdom

>>7163863

o fuck it's been a week since I've laughed this hard

>>7163865
lmao

sex machine checking in

who here /liveswithparentsanddoesntwriteverymuchhaha/

>>7163926
Maybe because I'm a girl too, nerd.

And oh shut the fuck up

>>7163926
he doesn't know we're all qt sapphites in any butterfly thread

>>7163833
>inb4 underage b&

>>7163961
Lmao

>>7163833

>>7163975
would drink bathwater of

I know what you boys want to see.

>>7163975
hey baby - u dig dudes who wear turtlenecks and live w their parents, huh? I can run 10km in under an hour and lift 40kg over my head if I wanted to but usually you'd catch me at home, reading some books

haha

respond

>>7163980
there's no books in this. why would we want to see you naked and dead eyed?

>>7163980
btw know you beasts will read my poems now to feel unbeastly

http://gracesofcephisus.tumblr.com/

>>7163975
Elowen Deeowen

>>7163934
sexydude13? U everywhere

Hey guys, Tommy here

>>7163993
Marry me.

>>7163991
hahahahahahhaahhaahahaha

I'm a Joyce scholar and golden shower enthusiast

>>7163934
/lwpadwvmh/ here.

>>7163993

Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I replied you because you're a female reader, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

>>7164001
Hello Brian

Plz no bully

>>7164014
Qt

>>7163980
Hey Rêve! How are you?

>>7163988
I wonder if she lurks

>>7163988
She looks creepy af

>>7164020

butterfly, the poet Paul Celan said, you know, about drinking, it’s like a sunflower opens in your chest

that's how I am, except it's dilaudid

>>7163844
Is that the Radcliffe Camera in Oxford? Disgusting. Must be from Wadham.

>>7164036
i dunno m8
i just click save on pics of degeneracy i see on Chinese Magna Forums

>>7164019
Thank anon.

>>7164014

qt except for disgusting red skin

>>7164035
So you've been drinking or what?

>>7163980
no thanks

>>7163980
and who is this?

>>7164049
It's just shit lighting.

>>7163993
/lit/'s sex-symbol

>>7164056
crazy pussy with poor prosody, goes by grace

R8 don't h8

>>7164035
>dilaudid

What a fucking drug.

>>7164068
HA. I have zero experience with drugs. Never heard of it.

>>7164050

ring >>7164068 a ding ding

dilaudid

it's a blunted triangle that blossoms into a sunflower

>>7164062
>/lit/'s sex-symbol

not even close

>>7164014
>>7164061
I'm going to draw you.

>>7163988
I thought this was butterfly for about a year

>>7164081
The high you get from shooting that is unparalleled. That rush is amazing. I'm jealous

>>7164083
Seriously? Can you post it when you're done?

>>7164109
It's gonna take a while though. Sometime this week, surely. Lurk.
also p-plz marry me

>>7164117
I will lurk, and aslo
>p-plz marry me
No can do, marriage is a function of he state and perpetuates its despotism.

>>7164126
>he state
>Patriarchy confirmed
Maybe you're right. :(

>>7164132
*the
Mobile devices are hard to type on.

>>7164137
They also lack dat typing sound that's so good to hear.

>>7164117
It might be easier for you to send it directly to me, somehow.

>>7164082
>not BOIPVSSI
Leave.

>>7163863
about half of them look deflated after seeing each other

top krk

I want to die.

>>7163865
On page one it says "Because they white", and the remainder of the book is just raging.

>>7164282
because you a black man in a white mans body?

>>7164282

Hey man, you just gotta shave yourself and get some nice clothes and you'll be Stately, Plump Buck Mulligan. There is something to be said for a certain aristocratic rotundness.

>>7164290

Still clearly the greatest.

>>7163975
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>>7163975
This looks a whole hell of a lot like my aunt when she was young.

who /barelyreads/ here

>>7163980
the lighting in this picture is really odd.

mind picking out a select ... piece of writing?
i'm looking through and it just seems okay.

>>7164225
how tho?

I post in every Wolfe thread.

>>7164403
how r u posting from the middle of a field?

>>7164406

What is this, the era of desktop computers?

18 and I'm at the University of Vermont.

I post in all Pynch threads and write/submit to most prose and poetry critique threads.

>This is Paul.

>>7164399
Skype? Whatever works for you, honestly.

>>7164411
Probably, Idk. Future generations will be the ones giving a name to this era.

>>7164414
Damn, it is hard being a freshman. Maybe I should join a frat.

>>7164425
Sure. Installing it. Might as well, whatever.
Will it steal my data?
I don't want it otherwise.

I normally look more shit.
This is a very cherry picked photo.

Community College here.

>>7164436
I dunno, it might.
Lemme know your username after you set it up.

This is from last year, but is the best picture I have of myself.

>>7164282
easy to lose weight

>>7164456
please don't shoot up that school

>>7164341
fuck me

>>7163833
for why

>>7164395

it's all of a piece

a mythological system

you have to read it all to understand it truly, otherwise it just seems to me seeming

instead of meaning

>these are people you spend all day arguing with

>>7164446
"dxr_tbh"
plz dont hack my monies

>>7164490
>all day
But anon, what about the time needed for reading books?

>>7164497
its you dxr....

>>7164503
>implying

>>7163895
This, you can't cover up mediocrity.

>>7164510
>>7164511
>>busted<<

>>7164515
nomad exquisite here, show me the drawing too tbh, when you finish

>>7164403
you look like you would post in every Wolfe thread

>>7164519
when you deliver with soapqt i will tbh
which picture is yours? :)

>>7164527
post ur pic my non-guadalajarean bro

red v-neck

>>7164521
Thanks, fam.

>>7164536
plz dont hack my good looks
mfw thats all I have

I'm the troll starting dfw/tao threads.

>>7163850
Chestbrah pls go

>>7164552
DID THEY EVER HOOK UP THOUGH?

>>7164428
or you could just try to go out

>>7164648
If you're talking about my qt muse, then no.

I read a lot in between smoking darts and getting into fist fights

I misplaced my copy of Stoner when I moved into my new apartment and I'm so pissed off. Also I've had "Cute Thing" by CSHR stuck in my head for the past three hours.

>>7164414
>those same white brick walls in every university
Jesus christ.

>>7164654
>>7164428

Don't pay $300 for friends dude.

>>7164481
kissable lips/10
I really like your eyes too.
I'm a straight guy

>>7164552

Looking good buddy!

mirglip here

>>7164709
p-p-p-pls po-post y-y-y-yours-s?
alsothankfamtbh

>>7163833
ayy

>>7164293
What this man said. Stately indeed.

>>7164701
love Goodfellas and want to read stoner. take care anon.

>>7164282
Keep going anon.

Old pic of me

From some after-party on a shitty boat in the middle of Sydney Harbour. I'm the ginger cunt in the centre.

>>7164759
Why the pose?

>>7164765
It's an in-joke. Also I was pretty smashed at that point.

>>7164770
Red hair is so pretty...

>>7164282
Andy Richter?

Took this at a lit event like *a fuckin d bag* (I didn't want to take too long/it to seem like I was taking pics. In the men's alone/pic is mildly for a project I'm working on)
Literally delt with a girl's 'alpha' friend completely cauc blaucn a nigga
>talked to this girl during a bait/switch 'workshop' I made the mistake of paying for
>we were given *third grade* tier story web prints (title in the center, problem, setting etc)
>decided to write about how shitty the thing was
Title: fuck, problem: potential waste of $/night, resolution: fuck
>wrote the girl's character as '(love interest)'
>showed her
>see her couple hours later, sit with her/her friend on these side, cushioned bench seats and say hi
>friend smiles at me/I return smile
>basically only talk to the girl and she obviously seems interested
>the friend fucking tells her to move into the regular seats and *sits where she'd be sitting between us* had I followed
>towards the end I was about to leave, decided fuck that and went back
>immediately bump into them, she looks happy; tells me they abt to leave
>'me too', we're walking together for 2 seconds, smiling at eachother and *her fucking friend* pulls her away and says nvm she wants to check something out
>say fuck it and walk away
Tbh her friend was more attractive/more my type - these qt thanqs were nearing 30 btw, looked ~25 and I'm sure she'd be down to *buy things for a town nigga* - but I had a fucking with this girl and I'M LONELY AS
Fuck

>>7164776
Wow
&yeah I look like a str8 tool

>>7163878
i wanna rub my face in you chest hair so baddd

>>7164414
9/10 holy shit

>>7164566
What did you think of Tao's latest book?

/soc/ pls go.

ITT gays post

>>7164793
Apparently.

>>7164793
Nice generalisation mate.

>>7163881
>>7163912
>call every dude-looking girl a tranny
>can't recognise ftm

>tfw your mom won't buy you any more fedoras

>>7164821
How many do you have?

>>7164824
None
I'm more of a trilby guy

>>7164825
How many memehats do you have?

>>7164827
Just one

Bear in mind that a lot of lighting and angle-work went into this picture

18/M/Northern Ireland

hello people

>>7163975
Damn, I would marry the shit out of that. I mean I would fuck her with my penis if she consented.

>>7163961
Underage, more like underheight you fucking midget holy shit get out.

How come no one is smiling in any of these pictures?

Are you all depressed? You know, if you pretend to be happy long enough and smile in your pictures, you eventually will be happy.

>>7164859
I'm smiling under the tache mate don't worry

>>7164859
I'm smiling in my memories tbh.

Hi guys

>>7164840
That better be a fake moustache nigga

>>7164873
Face, hair and pose ruins her.

>>7164871
The past only makes you feel worse about where you are now. You can live in the past, you can remember the way she looked at you, you can remember the way you felt, the way you laughed with your friends. At the end of the day you're going to realize that you work in a job devoid of meaning posting on 4chan at 4 in the morning without a real friend in the world. Then you're going to feel shitty. Instead you should focus on that sweet ass steak you're going to fry up tomorrow and enjoy. Hell yeah that's going to be fucking good.

>>7164874
100% real mane don't be jel

>>7164880
I have friends in college. I don't like steak. But thanks.

Always surprised how generally good looking 4channer are. Maybe one namely ugly freak in the thread. Why is everyone so bitter and lonely again?

>>7164889
she won't love me

>>7164891
right, I mean pretty much that specifically
Why won't she love any of us?

sounds quite silly typed out like that

>>7164885
Oh, I was actually just trying to convince myself not to finish the rest of my Vodka and stick my head in the oven.

But good on ya mate.

>>7164889
>Only unattractive people have difficulty making friends

I'm pretty sure it's just our personalities. We all have the same basic shyness and self esteem issues that makes it hard to meet new people or convince women to touch our penises.

>>7164840
you seem like a cool person

>>7164069
you seem like a bro. would discuss high fantasy and listen to metal with/10

>>7164896
I want girls to touch my hand

>>7164906
Oh.
Just ask a sort of cute girl out on a date and hold her hand during that date. That shit is easy.

>>7164906
gay

>>7164896
I have this terrible paradoxical problem of being essentially an incredibly insecure egotist, and I hold everyone to unreasonable standards, myself most of all. It's kind of fucking crazy talking about it so casually and self diagnosing myself like this without any sort of solution, but, way she goes.

>>7164909
>>7164908
>>7164910


When did it all go wrong?

>>7163833
Studying EngLit/EngLang.

>>7164912
you look annoying as fuck, i used to bully kids for looking like you

whatup homies?

>>7164912
I dig those eyes and eyebrows tbh

>>7164910
Have you ever tried not doing that? You sound like an unlikable person.

>>7164915
I am reserved and quiet, I don't bother a lot of people usually
>>7164917
thanks m80
>>7164916
nice hair & facial hair

>>7164915
he is just saying this to get a rise out of you

These threads shouldn't be here

>>7163833
>implying I'm not already an infamous tripfriend on /x]

>>7164933
Jesus christ....you psycho private pyle looking motherfucker.

>>7164941
r u a girl or a boy ?

>>7164941
I'm also drawing you.

>>7164832

i'm going to bump myself for a r8 or something

>>7164282
i like you
you're the kind of the guy i want to be talking to

>>7164950
Above-average-white-boy/20
bretty good man

>>7164954
this, look like a bit of a fag but not too bad son

What is this, /mu/?

>>7164954
>>7164955

Thanks, anons

>>7163844
you can see how weak he is just by his face, most beta weak looking face I've ever seen, might as well be choking on bbc

Why is everyone really fucking handsome?

I expected there to be much more neckbeards, mind=blown fam.

>>7164772
Thanks mang - it makes a welcome change to be complimented for it

>>7164282
just loose weight and you'll cheer up

>>7164918
I'm going out on a limb here, but my guess is he might have been raised in a dysfunctional family who put too much pressure on him. When he didn't live up to expectations he began to despise those better than him for their success and those less talented because they offered a boost to his self-esteem. This kind of hatred actually fuels motivation because you want to be above everyone. When it works, you feel on top of the world and superior to everyone. No one can live up to your standards and thats a source of comfort. The downside is that whenever you don't reach your self-imposed standards to be above everyone else you have a crisis of confidence and you become even more unstable. So it's not something you can't just stop "doing that" it's probably something very ingrained into his worldview. If he were to stop then his whole idea of himself would collapse and he would likely tumble into severe depression for a couple years. tl;dr he's fucked lol

Hello /lit/ I'm from Sudan

>>7164945
>asking for masturbatory reasons

Don't be so closed-minded, homey. It's okay you're a faggot. fam.

>>7163980
wow butterfly, this made me lose my respect for you

>>7164759
Why would you even try to pray, you have no soul anyway

>>7164840
I love everything about your face

>>7164840
Bronson?

r8 & h8

>>7165070
Bane?

>>7165019
I need cyber friends :(

r8

>>7165019
op here: I'm unencumbered monad

>>7165109
*an. I know my grammar, I swear

>>7165019
Winnar

>>7165112
What does that mean?

>>7165103
you're a 6 tbh

r8 plz

well this has ruined /lit/ for me. All the best guys. Maybe try some squats or something to get your testosterone pumping though, most of you look like you need to get out and live.

>>7164414
do you want to be mac demarco?

>>7164851
Haha fuck you. I've got it in the face, but I'm only a little underheight. I'm about 5'8".
>inb4 that fucking /fit/ chart.

>>7165019
can you invent a clock?

>>7165300
I lurk /sci/ does that count?

>>7164421
You're the Paul guy?

Esen olsun!

>>7164441
Son of Capt. Kierk

>>7164832
Are you the Irish dude that talked with Femi?

>>7164859
Or you could start from the inside and smile when it's time to greet someone. (Which is what people take these pictures for) They start smiling back.

>>7164988
Yeah, red hair's cool

>>7165043
That's Reve, you clod

>>7165250
> most of you look like you need to get out and live.
I'm doing just that.

more butterfly pics please

>>7165018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz5gja7XtYE

>>7163975
LONDON
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D
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>>7164840
B E N I S
E
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r8, h8 or appreci8

>>7165660
Who's femi? Lol

Sorry for my ignorance, Butterfly </3

>>7163833
>ITT:Backpfeifengesicht

>>7166534
Feminister. A trip that pretended to be a girl that was in fact outed to be a man when he forgot to remove his trip when posting. Since the outing, he has not posted since. Was a huge Stirner fag.

>>7166561
Sounds like a massive cunt; but fair play.

>>7164840
How to mustache as such?

>>7164900
>>7165061
>>7165070
>>7166172
>>7166864

grew it out for about a month or two, have another pic of me without the tache for my fans

should i have kept the tache ??

>>7166926
dafinately son.
Is there something you eat or whatever to get facial hair? Or am i doomed by genetics?

>>7164775
I was thinking the same thing.

>>7166985
i think its genes/diet because i could grow a full beard at 16 haha