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715366 No.715366 [Reply] [Original]

>Place bookshelf with old books in background
>Appear intelligent

>> No.715378

>implying those aren't all online by now

>> No.715394

>>715378
>implying im supposed to know what you mean

>> No.715395

>>715366
>implying it's a good idea to start a greentext thread.

>> No.715403

He's got books, guys.
Atheism is wrong.

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>Place clouds in background
>Appear profound

>> No.715556
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Rich Guy: Those books. How much?
Bernard: Hmmm?
Rich Guy: Those books. The leather-bound ones.
Bernard: Yes, Dickens, the Collected Works of Charles Dickens.
Rich Guy: Are they real leather?
Bernard: They're real Dickens.
Rich Guy: I have to know if they're real leather because they have to go with the sofa.
[Bernard looks confused]
Rich Guy: Everything else in my house is real. I'll give you two hundred for them.
Bernard: Two hundred what?
Rich Guy: Two hundred pounds.
Bernard: Are they leather-bound pounds?
Rich Guy: No.
Bernard: Sorry. I need leather bound pounds to go with my wallet. Next.

>> No.715655

>>715556
YES

>> No.715703

>>715366
>Wear a t-shit with the word 'atheism' on it.
>Appear childish.

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>>715556
Fran: "You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

Bernard: "Do they, do they... that must be why they're such a dominant global power."
- black books

>> No.716324 [DELETED] 

>Become self-avowed atheist
Gain license to contemptuously deride large portions of the population in the name of rationality.

>> No.716329

>Become self-avowed atheist
>Gain license to contemptuously deride large portions of the population in the name of rationality.

>> No.718045

who is that guy, I want to insult him

>> No.718046

Just wanted to share this with you guys. Awesome method, but we always need more people :3 ..44
nook.dk/47dollar_DatingMethod.pdf <--- Link - 75

>> No.719379

>>718045

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY2i41zuT6M