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Critique?

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

>> No.7056792

>>7056760
yoooooo dat azin gril gots big boobies lol

>> No.7056795 [DELETED] 

ur a faget

>> No.7056806

>>7056760
Data, go to bed.

>> No.7056811

I had a cat named Snowball
She died, she died.
Mom said she was sleeping
She lied, she lied.
Why, oh why is my cat dead?
Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?

>> No.7056844

>>7056760
gotta be a shop, right? either way, girl on the right is close to perfect

>> No.7057056
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7057056

>>7056760
>Never post an image more interesting than your post.

Goddammit now I've gotta fap. I hope you're happy.

>> No.7057063

>A pair of large breasts with a bit of cleavage is enough to send half of /lit/ running for the tissue box

You people disgust me. I knew you were all thirteen but Jesus Christ I didn't know you were this thirteen.

>> No.7057104

I want to titty fuck right so badly.

>> No.7057110

>>7057063
>not realizing that Ms. Mammary is the only interesting thing about this entire thread

>> No.7057111

>>7056811
Better!

>> No.7057115

>>7056811
hahahahaha niiiice

>> No.7057118

>>7057063
Damn, h2b this mature fam?

>> No.7057137
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7057137

Lay me down, my day has run
Tell my mother her work is done
Tell my father not to grieve
It is my life his soul did weave
Tell my dog never to roam
By the door for me to come home

>> No.7057194

>>7057137
I want to vomit

>> No.7057254

>>7057137
is this a Mumford & Sons song?

>> No.7057258

They're shopped m8s

>> No.7057261

>>7056844
yes it is a shop, unfortunately.
I happen to be an expert on big breasts and photoshop
t. /s/

by the way you have just experienced a dose of the new insincerity, so enjoy it

>> No.7057268

Here I sit in stinky vapor,
Wishing for some toilet paper.
How long, I wonder, must I linger,
Before I have to use my finger?

>> No.7057333

>>7056844
Oh they're real. And they're spectacular.

>> No.7057338

>>7057333
I understood this reference.

>> No.7057396

Technically titillating. Artistically dull.

>> No.7057401

>>7056760

sauce

>> No.7057826

>>7057401
Schisms, Season 6 Episode 5

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SySZdvsFYt4

>> No.7057841

>>7057826
I miss this shoe

>> No.7057998

>>7057841
We all miss that shoe, buddy.

>> No.7058007

>>7057268

Here I sit, same as ever
took a dump, pulled the lever
the toilet clogged, the water flowed
look out world, it's a motherload

>> No.7058055

>>7056760
That was, by far, the worst piece of creative writing I have ever come across, and I've sat through a writing workshop where a girl tried to defend a piece a faux erotica that had an abusive father molesting his daughter by licking her pussy "up, down, left, right" and then pegging her in the head from across the room with a neon orange hammer, ninja style. Me and one of the other guys in room laughed for about five minutes straight before she ran out of the room crying. (Seriously, I can't make shit like that up.)

But thank you for topping that.

I would say that your writing sounds like you ate, and subsequently tried to shit out, a scientific dictionary, but you didn't even go deep enough into scientific nomenclature for that, so instead I'll say that you shat out a regular dictionary, blended it with a thesaurus, and then tried to cherry pick all the science-y sounding words.

Please never write again, but if you feel you must, please keep that shit to yourself.

>> No.7058067

>>7058055
>>7057826
That feel when you realize you just unknowingly tried to burn Data.

My apologies, you majestic android.

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7058097

>>7058067
;^]

>> No.7059703

>>7056760
Solid

>> No.7060438

You say Dickens, I say Shakespeare

You say Hemmingway, I say Dante

You say Austen, I say Homer

You say Pynchon, I say Keats

You say Camus, I say T.S. Eliot.

95% of /lit/posters these days read same crappy prose authors over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still reads real patrician verse, thumb this up, then copy & paste it to at least five other threads. Don't let the spirit of poetry die!
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7060501

>>7056760
Can we get back to talking about those tits?